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#14671 OFFLINE   M'coli

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Posted 02 September 2017 - 10:19 PM

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#14672 OFFLINE   willswitchengage

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Posted 03 September 2017 - 02:26 PM

Took this last weekend. I figured a Senator, Iveco, caravan and a Class 73 in one picture was pretty shite.

 

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The amount of iron oxide coming off those mustn't be good for local environment


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#14673 OFFLINE   georgeinabz

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Posted 03 September 2017 - 02:41 PM

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#14674 OFFLINE   Capree

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Posted 03 September 2017 - 04:07 PM

http://www.motorsportmagazine.com/wp-con...

Do you know where this was taken? Looks familiar from my hillwalking days driving around Scotland, has the same feel to it but I am probably totally wrong. Reminds me of hammering round various roads in the Western Highlands and on Skye when they used to be quiet.
Great pic anyway :-)

#14675 OFFLINE   Capree

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Posted 03 September 2017 - 04:40 PM

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You can tell even from this blurry pic that the void bushes are fucked. Again.
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#14676 OFFLINE   M'coli

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Posted 03 September 2017 - 06:40 PM

Do you know where this was taken? Looks familiar from my hillwalking days driving around Scotland, has the same feel to it but I am probably totally wrong. Reminds me of hammering round various roads in the Western Highlands and on Skye when they used to be quiet.
Great pic anyway :-)

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#14677 OFFLINE   M'coli

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Posted 03 September 2017 - 06:43 PM

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#14678 OFFLINE   richardmorris

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Posted 03 September 2017 - 06:56 PM

£10.22 delivered from Hong Kong, 32 sold
 
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#14679 OFFLINE   Wack

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Posted 03 September 2017 - 07:15 PM

Did anyone ever go on the hoverspeed to Calais, I did, when I saw them on TV in the 70s I wondered why we didn't go everywhere by hovercraft and why other countries didn't use them as much on short trips, so around 93-94-95 can't remember exactly when Mrs wack (to be) and I set off for a day trip to Calais as foot passengers, 30 minutes flight time I think they said, fuck me 30 minutes was more than enough, it was that bad we were dreading coming back, it absolutely stunk of fuel , vibrated like you wouldn't believe and was deafening

 

No wonder they stopped using them


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#14680 OFFLINE   georgeinabz

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Posted 03 September 2017 - 08:03 PM

Did anyone ever go on the hoverspeed to Calais, I did, when I saw them on TV in the 70s I wondered why we didn't go everywhere by hovercraft and why other countries didn't use them as much on short trips, so around 93-94-95 can't remember exactly when Mrs wack (to be) and I set off for a day trip to Calais as foot passengers, 30 minutes flight time I think they said, fuck me 30 minutes was more than enough, it was that bad we were dreading coming back, it absolutely stunk of fuel , vibrated like you wouldn't believe and was deafening

No wonder they stopped using them

and that was just inside the Ambassador


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#14681 OFFLINE   UltraWomble

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Posted 03 September 2017 - 08:10 PM

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#14682 OFFLINE   Datsuncog

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Posted 05 September 2017 - 01:53 AM

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#14683 OFFLINE   UltraWomble

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Posted 06 September 2017 - 06:46 AM

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The Picasso is the future Morris Minor.

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#14684 OFFLINE   tul66

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Posted 06 September 2017 - 09:02 PM

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#14685 OFFLINE   Datsuncog

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Posted 07 September 2017 - 01:30 PM

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  • 1980 Ford Cortina 1.6 L
  • 1973 Vauxhall Viva HC 1.3
  • 1976 Mini Clubman 1.0
  • 1984 Datsun Sunny B11 1.5 Coupé
  • 1986 Ford Fiesta 1.1 Ghia
  • 1996 Ford Escort 1.6 LX
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  • 1993 Volkswagen Polo 1.0 Genesis
  • 1996 Citroen XM 2.5TD VSX Estate
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  • 1993 Volkswagen Polo 1.0 Fox
  • 1996 Renault Laguna 1.8 RN (still owned)
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#14686 OFFLINE   Nibblet

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Posted 07 September 2017 - 04:37 PM

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#14687 OFFLINE   richardthestag

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Posted 07 September 2017 - 06:48 PM

shite from recent holiday.

 

This chap was in Igalo Montenegro

 

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#14688 OFFLINE   richardthestag

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Posted 07 September 2017 - 06:50 PM

next stage of the Horrorday was in Croatia, Cavtat to be precise. 10km south of Dubrovnik, 2km from Bosnian border etc etc

 

This chap must have been lifted over the wall, clearly not used for a while, no reg plates no I suspect engine and transmission

 

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Jaguar x308 Sovereign 4 litre - nicked by Fathathestag might be up 4sayle soon

Triumph Staaag 1973 - cheaper than a mistress.. just

Range Rover 1972 - ongoing extensive restoration

Range Rover 1972 - complete shed but in line for restoration

Land Rover 1969 SIIa SWB - belongs to Fathathestag but maintained and welded by me

BMW E46 318i touring - sold to hhhugues

 


#14689 OFFLINE   richardthestag

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Posted 07 September 2017 - 06:51 PM

it's neighbour was this

 

Not the re-oriented number plate! bizarre

 

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Shitroen C4 GP 2007 1.6HDi - Wife's daily written off, farewell trusty but slightly unpredictable steed

Pug 307 - son's daily runner Sold to Arthur Foxhake

Range Rover Vogue 1993 - my daily runner

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Jaguar x308 Sovereign 4 litre - nicked by Fathathestag might be up 4sayle soon

Triumph Staaag 1973 - cheaper than a mistress.. just

Range Rover 1972 - ongoing extensive restoration

Range Rover 1972 - complete shed but in line for restoration

Land Rover 1969 SIIa SWB - belongs to Fathathestag but maintained and welded by me

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#14690 OFFLINE   richardthestag

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Posted 07 September 2017 - 06:52 PM

This was abandoned within 10 yards of the Strada

 

 

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Jaguar x308 Sovereign 4 litre - nicked by Fathathestag might be up 4sayle soon

Triumph Staaag 1973 - cheaper than a mistress.. just

Range Rover 1972 - ongoing extensive restoration

Range Rover 1972 - complete shed but in line for restoration

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#14691 OFFLINE   richardthestag

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Posted 07 September 2017 - 06:54 PM

I leapt into the road when I saw this coming and snapped the piccy. le pilote was impressed enough to give me a thumbs up. wife and lads think I am a sad cunt

 

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Shitroen C4 GP 2007 1.6HDi - Wife's daily written off, farewell trusty but slightly unpredictable steed

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Range Rover Vogue 1993 - my daily runner

Daewoo Matiz 2002 - Sold

Jaguar x308 Sovereign 4 litre - nicked by Fathathestag might be up 4sayle soon

Triumph Staaag 1973 - cheaper than a mistress.. just

Range Rover 1972 - ongoing extensive restoration

Range Rover 1972 - complete shed but in line for restoration

Land Rover 1969 SIIa SWB - belongs to Fathathestag but maintained and welded by me

BMW E46 318i touring - sold to hhhugues

 


#14692 OFFLINE   richardthestag

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Posted 07 September 2017 - 06:55 PM

boyed up Mini in daily use, saw it buzzing around a bit

 

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Range Rover Vogue 1993 - my daily runner

Daewoo Matiz 2002 - Sold

Jaguar x308 Sovereign 4 litre - nicked by Fathathestag might be up 4sayle soon

Triumph Staaag 1973 - cheaper than a mistress.. just

Range Rover 1972 - ongoing extensive restoration

Range Rover 1972 - complete shed but in line for restoration

Land Rover 1969 SIIa SWB - belongs to Fathathestag but maintained and welded by me

BMW E46 318i touring - sold to hhhugues

 


#14693 OFFLINE   richardthestag

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Posted 07 September 2017 - 06:56 PM

local musician I think owned this, again abuse from wife and sons while I snapped this piccy

 

Just look at it! 

 

Musician was singing with his acoustic guitar and shouted thankyou to me as I walked past.

 

Maybe he thought I was a sad cunt too

 

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Shitroen C4 GP 2007 1.6HDi - Wife's daily written off, farewell trusty but slightly unpredictable steed

Pug 307 - son's daily runner Sold to Arthur Foxhake

Range Rover Vogue 1993 - my daily runner

Daewoo Matiz 2002 - Sold

Jaguar x308 Sovereign 4 litre - nicked by Fathathestag might be up 4sayle soon

Triumph Staaag 1973 - cheaper than a mistress.. just

Range Rover 1972 - ongoing extensive restoration

Range Rover 1972 - complete shed but in line for restoration

Land Rover 1969 SIIa SWB - belongs to Fathathestag but maintained and welded by me

BMW E46 318i touring - sold to hhhugues

 


#14694 OFFLINE   richardthestag

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Posted 07 September 2017 - 06:58 PM

abandondeded Niva

 

Or so I thought!, it moved, then it came back. I think it was owned by a local who had a Grand Cherokee with a Trump "Make Merica Grate again" bumper sticker. I didnt hang around for smoll talk

 

I think he is a cnut

 

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Shitroen C4 GP 2007 1.6HDi - Wife's daily written off, farewell trusty but slightly unpredictable steed

Pug 307 - son's daily runner Sold to Arthur Foxhake

Range Rover Vogue 1993 - my daily runner

Daewoo Matiz 2002 - Sold

Jaguar x308 Sovereign 4 litre - nicked by Fathathestag might be up 4sayle soon

Triumph Staaag 1973 - cheaper than a mistress.. just

Range Rover 1972 - ongoing extensive restoration

Range Rover 1972 - complete shed but in line for restoration

Land Rover 1969 SIIa SWB - belongs to Fathathestag but maintained and welded by me

BMW E46 318i touring - sold to hhhugues

 


#14695 OFFLINE   richardthestag

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Posted 07 September 2017 - 07:00 PM

This was abandonated just up the road. keys in the ignition. quite a few cars were laying around with keys in the ignition

 

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Shitroen C4 GP 2007 1.6HDi - Wife's daily written off, farewell trusty but slightly unpredictable steed

Pug 307 - son's daily runner Sold to Arthur Foxhake

Range Rover Vogue 1993 - my daily runner

Daewoo Matiz 2002 - Sold

Jaguar x308 Sovereign 4 litre - nicked by Fathathestag might be up 4sayle soon

Triumph Staaag 1973 - cheaper than a mistress.. just

Range Rover 1972 - ongoing extensive restoration

Range Rover 1972 - complete shed but in line for restoration

Land Rover 1969 SIIa SWB - belongs to Fathathestag but maintained and welded by me

BMW E46 318i touring - sold to hhhugues

 


#14696 OFFLINE   richardthestag

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Posted 07 September 2017 - 07:02 PM

lastly, this chappy turned up one day outside our apartment, then it disappeared and a second showed up, then 2 days later both at the same time. I was so excited I forgot to take a piccy of the twins

 

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Shitroen C4 GP 2007 1.6HDi - Wife's daily written off, farewell trusty but slightly unpredictable steed

Pug 307 - son's daily runner Sold to Arthur Foxhake

Range Rover Vogue 1993 - my daily runner

Daewoo Matiz 2002 - Sold

Jaguar x308 Sovereign 4 litre - nicked by Fathathestag might be up 4sayle soon

Triumph Staaag 1973 - cheaper than a mistress.. just

Range Rover 1972 - ongoing extensive restoration

Range Rover 1972 - complete shed but in line for restoration

Land Rover 1969 SIIa SWB - belongs to Fathathestag but maintained and welded by me

BMW E46 318i touring - sold to hhhugues

 


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Posted 08 September 2017 - 10:23 AM

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Posted 08 September 2017 - 07:21 PM

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#14699 OFFLINE   Datsuncog

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Posted 09 September 2017 - 01:03 AM

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  • 1980 Ford Cortina 1.6 L
  • 1973 Vauxhall Viva HC 1.3
  • 1976 Mini Clubman 1.0
  • 1984 Datsun Sunny B11 1.5 Coupé
  • 1986 Ford Fiesta 1.1 Ghia
  • 1996 Ford Escort 1.6 LX
  • 1985 Toyota Corona 2.4 Avante
  • 1981 Ford Cortina 2.0 GL Estate
  • 1993 Volkswagen Polo 1.0 Genesis
  • 1996 Citroen XM 2.5TD VSX Estate
  • 1988 Volvo 240 2.0 GL Estate
  • 2004 Alfa Romeo 156 1.9JTD Veloce
  • 1993 Volkswagen Polo 1.0 Fox
  • 1996 Renault Laguna 1.8 RN (still owned)
  • 1997 Renault Laguna 2.0 RT Sport
  • 1998 Renault Laguna 1.8 RT Sport (still owned)
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Posted 09 September 2017 - 08:50 AM

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/47/23/5d/47235...

What the.... Is that a kit to buy or a creation?




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