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#121 OFFLINE   55bloke

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Posted 12 February 2008 - 07:15 AM

Yeah, but I was wondering if it's a recognised version from one of the usual coach-builders, or something scratch-built. It has been suggested that it could be a LONGRANGER, but when I Googled it, it doesn't look quite right.

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Posted 12 February 2008 - 09:46 PM

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not sure about the colour (by the way thats me in back ground wondering wtf )
old fords never die they end up on ebay

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Posted 12 February 2008 - 10:53 PM

Utterly dreadful! I can just imagine a load of flabby-armed women staggering out of that on a hen night.

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Posted 12 February 2008 - 11:15 PM

Coming soon to an oval track near you.

#125 OFFLINE   Milford Cubicle

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Posted 13 February 2008 - 01:28 AM

I was told some of those monstrosities are hired out for £600 a night. :shock:

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Posted 13 February 2008 - 02:48 AM

That is horrible. I attended a wedding in New Jersey last summer where the poshish bridal party showed up in one of those in white much to the sniggers of the awaiting guests. No one believed 'we booked a towncar but this showed up'and the damage was done.

#127 OFFLINE   bones96

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Posted 13 February 2008 - 12:06 PM

I was told some of those monstrosities are hired out for £600 a night. :shock:

this one was quoted at £395 for the hour or 10 hour hire £795.00
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#128 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 13 February 2008 - 12:15 PM

What a heap of jizz.I would love to set up a website called 'Wankers in Limos' whereby you photograph people in these things when they are leaning out of the window tyring to get eyeballed by the old boys coming out the pub, you would then post the photos up on the interweb so folk could take the piss, much like barryboys but with halfwits in pikey limos rather than barried up turdbox Corsas.

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Posted 13 February 2008 - 12:22 PM

LOLz. That's the wankiest of wank limoz there.

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Posted 13 February 2008 - 07:17 PM

It looks like it would crumble in half if it was involved in an accident with anything larger than a bicycle.

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Posted 13 February 2008 - 07:34 PM

I would love to set up a website called 'Wankers in Limos' whereby you photograph people in these things when they are leaning out of the window tyring to get eyeballed by the old boys coming out the pub, you would then post the photos up on the interweb so folk could take the piss, much like barryboys but with halfwits in pikey limos rather than barried up turdbox Corsas.

Sign me up! Although if you pointed cameras at them, that would surely make the situation much worse."That handsome young lad is taking photos of us in our rented limo, he must fancy us and think we're so cool, let's try to make him go dancing with us"

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Posted 14 February 2008 - 04:38 AM

hirst..their website quoted MALE OR FEMALE LAP DANCERS CAN BE ARRANGED . maybe theres a job for you :D

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Posted 22 February 2008 - 04:23 AM

perhaps more shit than shite but a couple i spotted of late
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Posted 23 February 2008 - 11:16 AM

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theres nothing to say about this ! it says it all for itself

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Posted 23 February 2008 - 11:25 AM

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#136 OFFLINE   michiel

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Posted 23 February 2008 - 04:42 PM

Nooooooooooo. No, no, no, no. Hideous and pointless, that 360.

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Sorry, few big pics... beauties, innit?
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And a nice Trab or two to round it off:
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#137 OFFLINE   55bloke

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Posted 23 February 2008 - 05:03 PM

some totally spectacular SHITE there, but I doooo love that early '50s Yank thing.

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Posted 23 February 2008 - 08:58 PM

wonderful lot michiel. 50's thing shouts 53 Chevrolet at me. loved the one fromNATIONWID_ LIMOU_IN_ SERVI__ stuck on the hill.

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Posted 24 February 2008 - 12:36 AM

You can find a lot on flickr....

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Posted 24 February 2008 - 01:19 PM

The Corvair..Drove a customers monza 4dr when it was fairly new.I remember that I was impressed by the drive and thought that he hoo-ha about it was off the mark. it was only a suburban drive so no speed involved.p.s. another customer had two cars..Facel Vega Excellence and a FacelliaThey were fairly new then too (late 60's).NIIICE

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#141 OFFLINE   outlaw118

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Posted 24 February 2008 - 05:07 PM

Why would you stretch a Corvair?Is it so you ccan kill more people? :twisted:

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Posted 24 February 2008 - 05:15 PM

That Corvair is actually pretty swish. Though i doubt it will be the limo of choice for the latest US Presidential candidate, Mr R.Nader

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Posted 24 February 2008 - 05:33 PM

My point exactly Mr Pogweasel!!

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