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#61 OFFLINE   Ratdat

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Posted 24 December 2007 - 01:59 AM

Hmmm... classy

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#62 OFFLINE   Ratdat

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Posted 24 December 2007 - 02:01 AM

Sick bags at the ready...

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#63 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 24 December 2007 - 07:57 AM

What the hell is that? And WHY!!!?

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Posted 24 December 2007 - 08:51 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v651/r...

One of my least favourite vehicles now becomes even more undesirable! Why would you do that?!

#65 OFFLINE   simmo

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Posted 24 December 2007 - 09:42 AM

Is that a Kia Sadowner?

#66 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 24 December 2007 - 09:45 AM

Indeed. The official vehicle of choice for the professional multi-offspring'd benefit scrounger!

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Posted 24 December 2007 - 09:55 AM

I recently saw a black one "done up" with side steps and loads of chrome tat fitted, tinted rear windows, huge shiny wheels, etc.Was being driven by a greying accountant type, which I found more funny than I should have. Also he parked on some double yellows, because he was sticking it to the man.

#68 OFFLINE   simmo

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Posted 24 December 2007 - 10:14 AM

Quite popular round this way as dodgy minicabs

#69 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 24 December 2007 - 10:20 AM

I recently saw a black one "done up" with side steps and loads of chrome tat fitted, tinted rear windows, huge shiny wheels, etc.Was being driven by a greying accountant type, which I found more funny than I should have. Also he parked on some double yellows, because he was sticking it to the man.

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Posted 24 December 2007 - 10:28 AM

http://lololcano.ytmnd.com/

Thats Hilarious.. :D

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Posted 24 December 2007 - 10:49 AM

Indeed. The official vehicle of choice for the professional multi-offspring'd benefit scrounger!

And they are the types who shop at ARSEDA and their shopping always includes 3 carrier bags worth of Fartprice orange squash/cats piss?
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#72 OFFLINE   michiel

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Posted 24 December 2007 - 02:27 PM

I've seen that six-wheeled piece of carp on ebay once, was used as the tour vehicle of some c-grade girl group. lolcano... :D

#73 OFFLINE   Ratdat

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Posted 24 December 2007 - 04:14 PM

I think it's still parked up where I took that pic on the B1192 near a place called Langriville.

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Posted 24 December 2007 - 05:33 PM

granny limo coupes
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#75 OFFLINE   seth

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Posted 24 December 2007 - 06:04 PM

LOLCANO!!http://lololcano.ytmnd.com/

I want to know how long you've waited to use that!

#76 OFFLINE   mr-reno-139

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Posted 25 December 2007 - 09:32 AM

hi everybody( first post) merry xmas havnt quite figured out if you are all taking the pi55 permanantly on this site or are we allowed to admit being addicted ?still very amusing though as you were fairly apreciative of my (non sold) ebay 25 limo found some more whilst conducting research pity i cant speak frenchhttp://www.leboncoin...660.htm?ca=11_shome made by the look of it and some classier pics from http://www.renault25.../memo/index.htm(was hard work trying to register in english)and even harder trying to figure out how to attach pics from my pc on this forum :? [/img]
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#77 OFFLINE   Volksy

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Posted 25 December 2007 - 10:28 AM

Welcome!That 25 limo was real sweet. My Kingdom for a garage, or a parking space for that matter!!

#78 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 25 December 2007 - 10:54 AM

Hello R-139!

Yeah you're allowed to admit being addicted, we all are.

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Posted 25 December 2007 - 12:17 PM

Merry Shitemas

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Posted 25 December 2007 - 12:28 PM

Here's a festive Chariot:
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Posted 27 December 2007 - 09:37 AM

Welcome!That 25 limo was real sweet. My Kingdom for a garage, or a parking space for that matter!!

My sentiments exactly!! :cry:

#82 OFFLINE   Baz

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Posted 27 December 2007 - 11:44 AM

Citroen Limos, nasty and nice:

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XM Tissier :shock:

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And the stunning SM "Opera" by Chapron 8)
2005 Honda Accord 2.2i-CTDi Executive Tourer....Not Shite, but splendid nonetheless!
2006 Hyundai Getz 1.5 CRTD CDX 3-Door....More fun than you'd think!

#83 OFFLINE   mk2_craig

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Posted 27 December 2007 - 01:16 PM

Cripes, that XM is just about the biggest steaming mound of turd ever. SM a real beaut though!

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#84 OFFLINE   Baz

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Posted 29 December 2007 - 08:47 PM

Bad pics of this BAD MUTHA! 8)

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I WANT IT....Crappy wheel trimz and all! :D
2005 Honda Accord 2.2i-CTDi Executive Tourer....Not Shite, but splendid nonetheless!
2006 Hyundai Getz 1.5 CRTD CDX 3-Door....More fun than you'd think!

#85 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 29 December 2007 - 08:49 PM

That is a disgrace to mankind! I hope it is a 1397cc carb job.

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Posted 05 January 2008 - 07:50 PM

Anyone fancy a drive to france (not cheap!);
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http://cgi.ebay.fr/R... ... 0201138195
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#87 OFFLINE   55bloke

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Posted 05 January 2008 - 08:12 PM

If only!! :cry:

#88 OFFLINE   mr-reno-139

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Posted 07 January 2008 - 09:23 AM

apologies for delay but couldnt help but post these anyway
very classy i think
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IMG]http://i256.photobuc.../t-117_1724.jpg[/IMG]
have updated this bit again
specialist subject - Renault cars 1967-1997 current stock R4 Yellow Peril, 5 Auto,Clios few less now ,Meganes several , 3x Espaces , 3x Laguna 2.2 dt ,R25V6, Oh and ive still got 25V6 limo (must fix it soon)

#89 OFFLINE   mr-reno-139

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Posted 07 January 2008 - 09:30 AM

seems you cant edit after posting :oops:
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try again
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have updated this bit again
specialist subject - Renault cars 1967-1997 current stock R4 Yellow Peril, 5 Auto,Clios few less now ,Meganes several , 3x Espaces , 3x Laguna 2.2 dt ,R25V6, Oh and ive still got 25V6 limo (must fix it soon)

#90 OFFLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 07 January 2008 - 10:26 AM

apologies for delay but couldnt help but post these anyway
very classy i think
http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh163...
http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh163...
http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh163...


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"Car shows are full of mentals talking tosh"





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