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It's not all potatoes & vodka.......


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#1 OFFLINE   Lord Piston Broke

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Posted 31 January 2008 - 10:32 AM

http://www.englishrussia.com/?p=1496Some utter cack, some quite well done, some probably inspired by Vodka! :roll:
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#2 OFFLINE   bones96

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Posted 31 January 2008 - 01:33 PM

looks like they got some inspiration of barryboys lol
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Posted 31 January 2008 - 03:50 PM

I was disappointed that it wasn't a Russian wives dating site :lol: but that is one of the best collections of strange metal I have ever seen. Gone straight into my Favourites. The best one for me is the cool dudes in the open top Lada - looks like they just went at it with an angle grinder

#4 OFFLINE   binhoker668

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Posted 31 January 2008 - 05:12 PM

Got to be the most repugnant piece of deformed metal that I have seen in a long time.
Skoda based yah?
Skoda front lights anyway....
Bleeeaarrrgghhh.....
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#5 OFFLINE   bigstraight6

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Posted 31 January 2008 - 06:13 PM

Oh my Lords! there's some fantastic stuff on that site, its now in my 'Favourites' :D
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#6 OFFLINE   Adrian_pt

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Posted 31 January 2008 - 07:08 PM

Very arousing. Not Skoda-based actually, but a ZAZ on a LuAZ chassis and with a LuAZ front end. The Lada pickups there, with the welded-up rear doors, are actually factory models, produced (and unpopular) for a couple of years in the 90s. I think the Samara cabrio might be a factory limited series model too. Ingenious...

#7 OFFLINE   Volksy

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Posted 31 January 2008 - 07:23 PM

Awesome tat-site find..

This is my fave...

Samara faux-Landulet le-sabre thing!

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#8 OFFLINE   Milford Cubicle

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Posted 31 January 2008 - 07:25 PM

Those LuAZs are wonderful, thanks for alerting us to them Adrian.

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Like a Soviet Steyr-Puch Haflinger. 8)

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Posted 31 January 2008 - 07:58 PM

That Samara thing almost works, with a bash from the design stick it'd probably have sold well!

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Posted 31 January 2008 - 07:58 PM

It's a vastly over-used word, but that really is, amazing!!

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Posted 31 January 2008 - 08:23 PM

What's this?
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This has to be the inspiration!
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#12 OFFLINE   stoterstangen90

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Posted 31 January 2008 - 08:26 PM

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The russian equevalent of the 600 multipla
Mooie lamp overigens

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#13 OFFLINE   Richard

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Posted 31 January 2008 - 08:38 PM

This is my favourite. Is that the back end of a Mk3 Escort van? Is it a no wheel drive?

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#14 OFFLINE   Adrian_pt

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Posted 31 January 2008 - 09:28 PM

Matt black thing is Samara based. The Multipla lookalike is closer than you think - it's based on a Zaporojhetz (sp?!), which originally started out making a model very heavily based on the Fiat 600. This is a later model (968 I think) which normally looks very much like a Prinz, and is still rear-engined. The green hybrid was once an IZH. IZH made hatchback, van and pick-up versions of the Moskvich 408/412/1500 series. I also thought the back was a Mk 3 Escort, but it could also be an early Astra/Kadett van. Looks a bit more angular if you see what I mean. How many points do I get?!

#15 OFFLINE   bigstraight6

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Posted 31 January 2008 - 09:55 PM

How many points do I get?!

Jeez, several thousand points out of 10 for you're superior Iron Bloc tat knowledge :lol:
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#16 OFFLINE   pogweasel

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Posted 31 January 2008 - 09:58 PM

None, because it clearly IS the arse end of an escort van. Casting doubt upon it strips all previous points. :twisted:

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Posted 31 January 2008 - 10:49 PM

Whatever it is, it's the epitome of SHIIIIIIITE (to be sneered in a Liam Gallagher type of way)....

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#18 OFFLINE   Adrian_pt

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Posted 01 February 2008 - 04:47 PM

Google search comfirms Escortiness. Gin frazzles the brain; apologies. On a similar note, here's a collection of pre-war Euroshite in glorious messed-up condition. It's not that they've been left to rot in a barn for the lasg 50 years, just that they've been kept going with the help of glorious bodges. Most of them would have still been on the road after the collapse of the Iron Curtain ... I love the tractor wheels, the Volga bumpers and the disgracefully awkward tail lights; my favourite, though, has to be the Hebmuller Admiral cabriolet which was just welded up....http://samohod.com.u...ion/zarubej.htm

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Posted 01 February 2008 - 05:14 PM

Tatras 87 and 97 for me please - look like something out of Dan Dare. I'd seriously prostitute myself for either

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Posted 01 February 2008 - 06:44 PM

T'other day I stumbled upon these lovely russian monsters which I thought I would share with the group:

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Posted 03 February 2008 - 12:15 AM

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Surely not

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Posted 03 February 2008 - 12:30 PM

Lada definitely missed a trick here, how much more practical would this be for dropping Tarquin and Tara off at school as opposed to struggling out the back of the A4 Cabrio.

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#23 OFFLINE   MrRegieRitmo

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Posted 03 February 2008 - 06:10 PM

http://englishrussia.com/images/more_wei...

http://www.bilhistorie.dk/Billeder/Morri...

Surely not

I was thinking more Ital :lol:

#24 OFFLINE   MrRegieRitmo

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Posted 03 February 2008 - 07:11 PM

I love this because it has a hint of Simca 1100 VF2 about it.....wish I could see the rear angle! :(

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This also appeals for sheer tastefulness!

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But the hands down winner has to be the Lada M-Sport! 8)

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