mouseflakes Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 This guy deserves his own thread!I dare say someone on here knows this loon! He's probably on here already and I'm a dunderhead for not figuring it out.Ian in Norfolk - come on, someone must know him?He deserves a medal - I read the R30TS brochure description, and after changing into a dry pair of underpants, went on to read few others.Fablious!!This is the R30 brochure listing (click)Dear bidders at t'end of t'auction please: join the dog on the carpet and drag yourself around in circles on your backside in celebration, you know it makes senseThere's more (click again)...I haven't read many yet, but I hope they're all as funny as the first.Reminds me of the first time I trawled through M. Bolleaux's feedback!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Lobster Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 His feedback left for others is splendid! Makes me want to buy something off him.A new star is indeed born! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spottedlaurel Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 Splendid! He’s not far from me or Wuvvum, perhaps we ought to arrange collection off him. Perhaps invite him along to Autoshite? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wuvvum Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 Wow. What a nut job. Although to be fair I'd probably write some odd eBay listings if I had a turtle chewing on my testicles (see his feedback left for others). I agree with SL, I have to meet this man one day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mouseflakes Posted January 24, 2008 Author Share Posted January 24, 2008 One last quote - I'll leave you to read the rest in your own time....It looked like a junior boarder from St. Trinians who had just had a very, very, bad day.A sort of boggle-eyed fright as opposed to a frog-eyed Sprite.Splendid.You just couldn't get away with three boxes and two big headlamps today.Shame.Splendid indeed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigstraight6 Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 Wonderful, more fruitcake than Mr Kipplings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 Some great quotes there Please do not send cash, underwear or unwanted relativesLives under a road-bridge, captures English tourists & eats them without sauce .Works as a Slap-Man for the Mafia. That's a bit like a Hit-Man but not so hard. Peugeot J7 van brochure for blonde blokes in heels Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pompei Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 Splendid indeed - the best read I've had for ages (excepting this forum of course) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin Case Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 The man is not only barking mad but a genius Some more choice feedback left for buyers:'Splendid! So much so that I have renamed the Wolseley Six as the Wolseley Seven!' (Wolseley Six Brochure)'Fabulous! Was the inspiration for the Mercedes Badge but has now put on weight' (Mercedes Brochure)Marvellous! Has the mind of a nuclear physicist! Will soon have to return it!and finally the icing on the cake:'Magnificent! A whole new concept in Centaurs - with the horse part at the front' ( Concept Centaur kit car brocure)As for his id 'twopenguinsinlove' that really takes the biscuit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr H Sceptre Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Absolutely hatstand. Marvellous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outlaw118 Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Just invited him to have a look.And you're right, he appears to be quite mad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlo Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Yeah, but Mr_Bo11ox was funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torsten2001 Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 The Messiah has joined! Speak to us o funny fcuker! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pogweasel Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 The Messiah has joined!Probably have to wait till the 12th of never for account approval from the management. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bones96 Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 Probably have to wait till the 12th of never for account approval from the managementpmsl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrewp Posted January 26, 2008 Share Posted January 26, 2008 I've just read every advert for each of twopenguinsinlove's brochures and I'm paying for it now, serious face-ache from an excess of laughter, a true literary genius, one of my favourite descriptions is taken from that of the Landrover SWB brochure: Description: Land-Rovers. Love 'em. Don't use 'em for anything much, I just like to keep 'em dotted all over the estate so that I can stand next to them. Makes me feel like a lumberjack or somethin'. Keep plenty of lumberjacks dotted around the estate too. Don't use 'em for anything, I just like standing next to them. Land-Rovers. The world's most versatile vehicle. Cooked on the bonnet of mine a few times. Summer of '76. Of course, I looked ruddy silly stood there in the middle of Mayfair fryin' eggs benedict but still, it just goes to show that one can do this......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty Posted April 25, 2008 Share Posted April 25, 2008 I have just bought something off THE Peter Simpson, and have been looking to this chap (TwoPenguinsInLove) for insparation for my feedback - I think I know what to put now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 +100 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torsten2001 Posted March 2, 2009 Share Posted March 2, 2009 Really? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 25, 2009 Share Posted March 25, 2009 post closing If you believe this message is spam, please send an email (stopposting3@gmail.com) to the address of your forum and we will not attend your forum. Thank you for your understanding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volksy Posted March 25, 2009 Share Posted March 25, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 interesting post If you believe this message is spam, please send an email (stopposting3@gmail.com) to the address of your forum and we will not attend your forum. Thank you for your understanding. ñêà÷àòü ôèëüì ìåñòü Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FredTransit Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 interesting post If you believe this message is spam, please send an email (stopposting3@gmail.com) to the address of your forum and we will not attend your forum. Thank you for your understanding. ñêà÷àòü ôèëüì ìåñòü don't tell me somebody actually emailed! Can't be a coincidence..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted April 7, 2009 Share Posted April 7, 2009 Never saw this post the first time round, Just been laughing at the feedback he leaves others!Splendid! Wears lycra and swings from chandeliers! An excellent ebayer thus!Spare missiles & radar things Green Hornet Black BeautyMagnificent! Just two inches tall and yet still plays golf professionally!Spare Golf Club set for Corgi 440 Ford Cortina EstateSplendid! Often seen wearing just a deerstalker hat and wellingtons. In town ...Chitty Chitty Bang Bang front/rear wingsAnd this was the write up for the Toy Car Chitty Bang Bang Wings...I took Sally Ann Howes out for a curry and a beer, parked up the original model and when we left the restaurant all that was left were these wings, on bricks. Somebody may as well have use of them since all I've got left is my cape and the BatMobility Mobile and Sally says she won't be seen in that and she's dumped me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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