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Hilarious leaflets for Zhongyu scooters.....


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#1 OFFLINE   retrogeezer

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Posted 19 January 2008 - 05:09 PM

I picked these up in 02/03 from a bike show - the translator needs shooting.

' The front and rear hubs are made of high-strength alloy, which extends the value sense of the motorcycle together with the delicate baked painting'

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#2 ONLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

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Posted 19 January 2008 - 05:29 PM

Hey I wouldnt object to buying one of those Zhongyu beauties. Low-cost sourcing at its best! Where do I sign?

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Posted 19 January 2008 - 06:14 PM

I'm afraid that that young lady has no idea what I'm thinking, I may have to log out for 5 minutes

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Posted 19 January 2008 - 07:31 PM

What on earth is the "High-Tech Coded False-Proof Seal", proudly mentioned at the bottom left of every page?Bonkers. Brilliant :)

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Posted 19 January 2008 - 07:34 PM

"a scooter thats completely humanised." So is she the scooter? Wouldn't mind a ride!

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Posted 19 January 2008 - 07:40 PM

At the bottom of that last one."Colours available....Blackish green..."I'm glad they've told me what the "lubricating oil replacement indicator" is for or I might have had sleepless nights figuring it out.

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Posted 19 January 2008 - 07:56 PM

At the bottom of that last one."Colours available....Blackish green...".

Yep, or if you don't like that there's a greenish black. The sheer choice is so overwhelming I might have a nosebleed

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Posted 19 January 2008 - 09:49 PM

Brilliant! With ISO9001 Acereditation, so what can go wrong?

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Posted 20 January 2008 - 07:35 AM

Model sitting on bike is called Ashley Wang (Wang Yi). Used to be bar manager of Harbour Plaza Hotel in Kunming. Before that, she was Miss Chongqing 2002 - crown stripped when her old man was banged up for being a mob-boss. Have stories - cannot publish...
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Posted 20 January 2008 - 08:05 AM

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Only posted till the wife gets home.

OK, that's your lot. She's home.
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Posted 20 January 2008 - 09:52 AM

Hahaha! That's quality!! Good work ChinaTom!

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Posted 20 January 2008 - 10:14 AM

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One from her press pack - if I am not in it, the wife can't say owt.
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Posted 20 January 2008 - 07:43 PM

Ashley Wang eh? There's room room for a spelling mistake there, shame her Dad got tugged, wouldn't mind it myself, did he shuffle straight to prison? The screws better be carefull in case he bangs one out....sorry

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Posted 20 January 2008 - 08:51 PM

I picked these up in 02/03 from a bike show

Chances are there's more of those brochures in existence than running '02 Zhongyus :) That 125 model looks exactly like my Daelim NS.

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Posted 20 January 2008 - 10:06 PM

Well, the company seems to have disappeared....www.zymotor.com

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Posted 20 January 2008 - 11:00 PM

That pamphlet is clearly written by the descendant of the bloke who wrote the manual for that 1904 DeDion they had on Top Gear."hurl forward the lever of the embroyage without brutality"

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Posted 21 January 2008 - 10:14 AM

Ashley's old man got the blame for the bridge that collapsed in ChongQing that killed 52 coppers. Paid for his life (cost £200k) but all that bought him was solitary for the rest of his natural life. He had a decent collection of motors (now hidden in lock-ups around the province) including China's first Alpina B12 import.She got that job after she won the Miss ChongQing comp, and she appears on a few other brochures too.I haven't seen her for a few years now - we didn't exactly part on good terms - but I guess she's still a stunner. I hear that she is working in the restaurant of the ChongQing Harbour Plaza nowadays. How the mighty fall...
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