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#151 OFFLINE   outlaw118

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Posted 12 June 2010 - 09:15 PM

A monumetous update here, as usual, last 50 pages top ten chart first, then I'll do the Top 50 of the last 500 pages. 8= Pillock, Rusty Pelican & Trigger 21 posts 7 Watanabe 22 posts 6 RedSparrow 26 posts 5 Hirst 29 posts 4 Lankytim 36 posts 3 Minimad5 39 posts 2 Cavette 42 posts and the whiner is..... STATION 52 posts!!! Will update with top 50 results later - I'm still counting.....

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#152 OFFLINE   Father Ted

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Posted 12 June 2010 - 09:17 PM

w0ah. I iz less grumpy and has dropped out of the top 10. :lol:
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Posted 12 June 2010 - 10:41 PM

Every thread on here turns into a swear-filled whingefest in the end, i think its safe to say theres no shortage of grumpy bastards on here.
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Posted 12 June 2010 - 10:50 PM

STATION 52 posts!!!

Will update with top 50 results later - I'm still counting.....


WTF?! Jesus, I'm shocked! I'm quite laid back in 'real life'.

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Posted 12 June 2010 - 11:13 PM

Every thread on here turns into a swear-filled whingefest in the end

Yadda yadda fucking yadda.


Hmm. I see your point.

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Posted 12 June 2010 - 11:20 PM

Damn am I still in the top 20?
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#157 OFFLINE   barrett

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Posted 13 June 2010 - 12:12 AM

Where am I then? I've not been that grumpy recently, should be pretty low.... :?

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Posted 13 June 2010 - 11:05 AM

Further to the above, heres another addition - numbers 11-20 in the last 50 pages, just to show Father ted he's not that happy.... Fred, joint 26th in last 50, Barrett joint 32nd in last 50. Full chart in a mo... 11th Warren T Claim 20 posts 12th Tayne 19 posts 13th fatha Ted 18 posts 14= Mr lobster and Humber Sceptre 17 posts 16th Ashmicro 15 posts 17= Pogweasel, Dollywobbler, Pete-M, Retrogeezer and Marshall, all 14 posts. So, heres the big one.....top 50 moaning gob(auto)shites!! As usual, all results have been listed, if you're not in the top 50 and want to know where you are, let me know. Last countdown position in brackets.... 50 (50) Mnde 39 posts 48=(45) Richard Welfare 42 posts 48=(49) Peter 42 posts 47 (48) Volksy 43 posts 45=(43) Michiel 46 posts 45=(45) Negative Creep 46 posts 44 (42) 504GL 48 posts 43 (40) Hudson-Pie 49 posts 41=(40) China Tom 54 posts 41=(44) CIH 54 posts 39=(36) tontops 57 posts 39=(38) Myglaren 57 posts 38 (37) J-J 58 posts 37 (38) Wuvvum 60 posts 36 (33) 55bloke 62 posts 35 (32) Mash 64 posts 34 (33) Albert Ross 74 posts 33 (35) Ashmicro 75 posts 32 (28) Chester Drawers 79 posts 31 (30) Mr Bo11ox 84 posts 30 (29) Barrett 85 posts 29 (27) Pompeii 87 posts 28 (26) Outlaw118 91 posts 27 (45) Station 94 posts 26 (31) Lankytim 106 posts 25 (22) Seth 121 posts 24 (21) Brammy777 127 posts 23 (25) Tayne 129 posts 21=(17) Fred Transit 138 posts 21=(18) Milford Cubicle 138 posts 20 (22) Warren T Claim 139 posts 19 (19) Trigger 143 posts 18 (19) Red Sparrow 148 posts 17 (15) M'coli 149 posts 16 (16) Retrogeezer 150 posts 15 (24) Minimad5 154 posts 14 (13) Richard 156 posts 13 (14) Pete-M 158 posts 12 (12) Sir TainlyBarking 163 posts 11 (11) Rusty pelican 187 posts 10 (10) Watanabe 198 posts 9 (9) Pillock 201 posts 8 (7) Humber Sceptre 215 posts 7 (7) Father Ted 216 posts 6 (5) WhiteVanMan 222 posts 5 (6) Mr lobster 225 posts 4 (4) DollyWobbler 232 posts 3 (3) Hirst 277 posts 2 (2) Pogweasel 309 posts no prizes here...... 1 (1) Cavette 376 posts. Normal Service will be resumed, will only be a top 20 next time...!!!

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#159 OFFLINE   Volksy

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Posted 13 June 2010 - 11:08 AM

47th, Not shown up in this before.. Must try harder :D

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Posted 13 June 2010 - 11:13 AM

Most of my comments are not grumpy ramblings ... well thats my excuse :lol: Thanks for the info Outlaw
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Posted 13 June 2010 - 03:05 PM

I'm quite a happy chappy in real life. I can't see how I can be in 11th spot.

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Posted 13 June 2010 - 03:14 PM

Thats 11th in last 50 posts, 20th overall Mr W T C !!

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Posted 13 June 2010 - 03:22 PM

I've only been a member on here for 9 months and I'm already in the top 20!!! I need Prozac.

Warren T Claim said, "I'd rather find blood on my toilet paper than a hybrid on my driveway".


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Posted 13 June 2010 - 04:13 PM

Conversely, I'm a right grumpy sod in real life - but I'm not on the list at all!

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Posted 13 June 2010 - 05:46 PM

Panda: joint 96th, only 8 posts....

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Posted 13 June 2010 - 06:40 PM

I appear to be consistantly grumpy at least , a steady constant stream of misery , still im not cavette which is good
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Posted 13 June 2010 - 07:21 PM

Erm, thanks? :lol:
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Posted 12 February 2019 - 03:13 PM

......in reverse order from 20th....20) Fred Transit, 27 posts19) Albert Ross, 28 posts18) Cavette, 29 posts16=) Milford Cubicle, 31 posts16=) Trigger, 31 posts15) Watanbe, 34 posts14) Sir Tainly-Barkin, 35 posts13) Pompeii, 37 posts11=) M'Coli, 38 posts11=) Outlaw118, 38 posts9=) Mr H Sceptre, 39 posts9=) Mash, 39 posts8) Richard, 42 posts7) Pete-M, 47 posts6) Mr Lobster, 53 posts5) Pillock, 60 posts4) Father Ted, 64 posts3) Dollywobbler, 82 posts2) Hirst, 85 postsso the winner is.......POGWEASEL with 105 posts!!!Yes, I've had a lot of time on my hands....no the result does not carry any prizes.....(I've just noticed it's put "cool" emoticons on some...never mind eh?)


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Posted 12 February 2019 - 03:33 PM

What happened to Fred Transit and Father Ted?

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Posted 12 February 2019 - 03:40 PM

Fred Transit's demise was well documented at the time (took a fair bit of grief, then left), Father Ted is still here aka Ultra_Womble.


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"As for actually admitting to liking Corsas on a public forum: you're a bollock-brained, biscuit-eating, faux-northern, bastardy, bollocky, wank-brain"

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Posted 12 February 2019 - 03:44 PM

What happened to Fred Transit and Father Ted?

 

Fred Transit's demise was well documented at the time (took a fair bit of grief, then left), Father Ted is still here aka Ultra_Womble.

 

Shiters don't die, they just regenerate...

 

(Fred's still kicking about, just not on here - think DodgeRover had a pic up recently of one of her LWB Transits at a rally?)



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Posted 12 February 2019 - 04:35 PM

Fred Transit's demise was well documented at the time (took a fair bit of grief, then left), Father Ted is still here aka Ultra_Womble.


I’ve just read his last few posts. Eeek.

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Posted 12 February 2019 - 04:41 PM

I’ve just read his last few posts. Eeek.


Did you just assume fredtransits gender?
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Posted 12 February 2019 - 04:45 PM

That reminds me of the time when she had some bloke doing the rounds at Ford events pretending to be her.  Which was a little strange.



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Posted 12 February 2019 - 05:00 PM

Did you just assume fredtransits gender?


Eeek. Again.

My bad. All before my time, but a fantastically shite choice of conveyance nonetheless

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Posted 12 February 2019 - 05:55 PM

Heartening nevertheless to see the number of users still active from 2009, albeit some under different usernames or new accounts now.
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Posted 13 February 2019 - 07:56 AM

That reminds me of the time when she had some bloke doing the rounds at Ford events pretending to be her.  Which was a little strange.


There's plenty more strange where that came from...
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Posted 13 February 2019 - 08:04 AM

What happened to Father Ted?

Ive been through a few IDs 

 

Marty

FT

MicraShed (which I binned off when I discovered a GP surgery was "googling" that ID to find out more about me

UltraWomble

 

Im also stalking you on twatter disguised as a prehistoric monolith.


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Posted 13 February 2019 - 08:08 AM

Ive been through a few IDs 
 
Marty
FT
MicraShed (which I binned off when I discovered a GP surgery was "googling" that ID to find out more about me
UltraWomble
 
Im also stalking you on twatter disguised as a prehistoric monolith.


Good to know you're still here, man. (Assuming genders again)
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