pompei Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Body-and ... 98179.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mk2_craig Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 Haha that's great, bit like the one Viz ran a few months back, now where's that fuggin scanner and can I be arsed to plug it in hmm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torsten2001 Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 Fantastic!On the cheating missus route, I suspected my my missus was cheating with a work colleague who lived nearby and didn't drive. She'd tell me she was working late occaisionally then one morning I went out and pushed the passenger seat all the way to the front so's anyone got in would have to push it back. that night I asked her if she gave anyone a lift, she said no, next morning I checked, seat was back. I walked out the next day........my life collapsed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pandamonium Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 Been there done that, got the divorce. 1 years anniversary of my divorce on Sunday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
babydriver Posted December 28, 2007 Share Posted December 28, 2007 You Lucky b#tard, I asked my wife for a divorce, she just asked why she should do something to make me happy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pompei Posted December 28, 2007 Author Share Posted December 28, 2007 I took my ex-wife to the pictures to see The Elephant Man, and the audience thought there was a personal appearance(copyright Les Dawson catalogue of wife/mother-in-law gags) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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