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#1 OFFLINE   pompei


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Posted 27 December 2007 - 10:16 PM

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Posted 27 December 2007 - 10:23 PM

Haha that's great, bit like the one Viz ran a few months back, now where's that fuggin scanner and can I be arsed to plug it in hmm.

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Posted 27 December 2007 - 10:24 PM

Fantastic!On the cheating missus route, I suspected my my missus was cheating with a work colleague who lived nearby and didn't drive. She'd tell me she was working late occaisionally then one morning I went out and pushed the passenger seat all the way to the front so's anyone got in would have to push it back. that night I asked her if she gave anyone a lift, she said no, next morning I checked, seat was back. I walked out the next day........my life collapsed!

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Posted 27 December 2007 - 10:42 PM

Been there done that, got the divorce. 1 years anniversary of my divorce on Sunday!

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Posted 28 December 2007 - 09:59 AM

You Lucky b#tard, I asked my wife for a divorce, she just asked why she should do something to make me happy :D
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#6 OFFLINE   pompei


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Posted 28 December 2007 - 12:56 PM

I took my ex-wife to the pictures to see The Elephant Man, and the audience thought there was a personal appearance(copyright Les Dawson catalogue of wife/mother-in-law gags)

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