Guest Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 http://birmingham.gumtree.com/birmingha ... 09733.htmlLast week, I caught my husband having it off with our babysitter in our Porsche (actually, MY Porsche as I bloody paid for it) so I'm selling his beloved car for £200! See how the prick likes that! I’d been to my mum’s but came back early ‘cos I had a bit of a fallout with her. The children were in bed. My husband wasn’t. I thought he was in the study. I went down to the kitchen and heard something in the garage. I thought it was a rat. It was a blooming rat alright – my husband with our babysitter. She’s barely 17! I treated her like my own daughter. He told me it didn’t mean anything. Oh so that’s makes it OK, then? It sounds crazy but I would have preferred it if it actually meant something. Why risk 15 years of marriage for anything less? Oh it’s not the first time he’s slept around. Only difference is I was stupid enough to think he’d changed. Every single time, like the hopeful naïve cow that I was, I gave him another chance. Deep down, I knew he wouldn’t change – he’d done it too many times. But I went along with it for the kids, for the sanctity of a marriage, for ‘what will the neighbours think?’, for the weather, for the Burger King deal down the road. Well, no more. NO MORE. I’ve had it. The penny’s finally dropped (and I hope his balls do too...on a bed of rusty nails). I’m done. I’m done trying. I tried. I failed. And I want out. But not without getting some of my own back. Not after everything the idiot’s put me through over the years. As a little bonus to the buyer I’m also putting his prized wine collection in the boot of the Porsche. And for my babysitter, I left a little hot surprise for her and her new sugar daddy. I rubbed pepper sauce over every condom wrapper I could find in the house. That should give them a night to remember. I suggest you act quick as a Porsche going for £2000 isn't going to be here for long Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrRegieRitmo Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brammy777 Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 200 or 2000? Probably fake, but hilarious if its not!If its the real deal, it will definitely be in the papers.Didnt a radio dj get their Espirit sold for something like this when they openly flirted on the air whilst interviewing someone?To be fair, serves him right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trigger Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Ha ha! good effort, I wonder if she goes through with it or if it's a big fip?.Still the ad's only been on one day and has already had 14124 hits!, Bet it's in The Sun next week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 No thanks. Yeah, would like a Porsche for £2k of course, but I suspect I'd have to listen the wife slagging off her errant husband whilst doing the paperwork. Plus he'd probably turn up and try and prevent you buying it, or get the police involved, or he'll be Yakuza/a Triad/a Yardie etc etc. I'd be amazed if you got it for £2k and there was no comeback of any sort from him or his lawyers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richard Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 It's certainly a well-worn urban legend http://www.snopes.com/love/revenge/porsche.asp. It's possible that it's a case of life imitating art but I doubt it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VWPowered Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 i wanna see the babysitter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STUNO Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 Go On someone, check this out. Its too good to leave and even though IT IS PROBABLY A SCAM you will soon get a bad smell from it . I am sure someone out there can do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VWPowered Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlo Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 At least this one has a ring of truth about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr H Sceptre Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 Surely the lady selling the Porsche is cutting off her nose to spike her face - its her car, she paid for it. Idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kyle Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 The 50p Esprit is true and well documented but it kinda backfired on her as he has done rather well out of it since.There was also a case in Shropshire in 1991 where some old bloke died and left the proceeds of the sale of his nearly new 7 series and Jag to his mistress. To rub salt into his wifes wounds, he made it a condition that she had to sell the cars and hand what should have been about £40k to the mistress. What he forgot to say was she had to sell them at market value, so she sold them for £10 each. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gtd2000 Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 I've heard the same story half dozen times from friends who know the bloke involved yada yada yada and yes it's an urban legend... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justin Case Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 Still the ad's only been on one day and has already had 14124 hits!, Bet it's in The Sun next week.It's in The Sun today (page 26) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrRegieRitmo Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 At least this one has a ring of truth about it.I think it's time us blokes took the trousers back, whether it be about a real car, or model ones - who's in charge here lads?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FredTransit Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 We are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Ted Posted August 22, 2009 Share Posted August 22, 2009 I LOOOOOOOOOOONG ago learned never to cross the wife. I still have the very visible scar to prove that snogging another woman has its consequences - that and her farmer husband chasing me through a pub with a shotgun...These days I live like a Trappist monk.Eve now there are things that happened 14 years ago that she drags up in rows - I mean what is it with women? 2 blokes argue, fight / fall out its usually forgotten about in a few days and back to drinking beer and talking bollocks, but annoy a woman..... Its cannon fodder for LIFE... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STUNO Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 Has anyone had the balls to check this out yet. The ad hasn't been pulled by gumtree , so MAYBE it is real,and you are all standing back and telling yourself its got to be a scam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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