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#1 OFFLINE   Ohdearme

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Posted 15 April 2019 - 01:16 PM

I had concocted an elaborate scheme to dispense with this Red beauty since she’s now surplus to requirements but another shiter’s insurance company arseholes have put paid to that.

Therefore a roffle is the obvious way forward.

It’s a 1998 Mk1 Ford Galaxy with the rorty 8V pez engine.
It sounds a bit rortier at the moment as there’s a small blow on the mid section.

It had a full oil/plugs/filters service about a month ago and I’ve just fitted new brake discs and pads on the rear.

There’s a new battery that’s a week old but I’ll be honest, unless someone buys the shed outright, I’ll probably have the battery off and on the sharan to get me money’s worth out of its 3 year warranty.

It’s an Aspen which means, cloth seats for seven bodies. The middle seat of the second row is a lap belt so only really for short trips, we tend to run it as a six or four seater.

The driver and passenger seats spin round for comedy effect and broadly everything side is correct.

There are four keys, two for the drivers door, one for the passenger and ignition and one for the boot...central locking works fine, as does auto open close from the door lock.

The front grille is cracked but there’s a new silver one to go with it. There’s a horn button missing off the wheel, again a new one to go with it.

I’ll secure the rear plate properly now I’ve replaced the back panel - originality lickers will appreciate the dealer fit plates no doubt.

Pics to follow by tapatalk, it’s red, except the roof is a bit pink but unless you’re Andre the Giant, you’d never know.

I’m only asking what I paid so tickets are at £8.50 or 2 for £16 firm.

She’s SORNed with mot until October, 159,000 miles.
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#2 OFFLINE   Ohdearme

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Posted 15 April 2019 - 01:22 PM

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And an option open to you courtesy of my Sharan manual...a mobile conference room!

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#3 OFFLINE   wuvvum

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Posted 15 April 2019 - 01:29 PM

Ooh, Great Yarmouth reg.

 

 

 

As you were...


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#4 OFFLINE   loserone

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Posted 15 April 2019 - 01:36 PM

Ye gads, two please


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#5 ONLINE   TheDoctor

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Posted 15 April 2019 - 01:36 PM

One for me please.
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#6 OFFLINE   purplebargeken

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Posted 15 April 2019 - 01:51 PM

Buy roffle numbers cos this is bloody brilliant.
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#7 OFFLINE   aldo135

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Posted 15 April 2019 - 04:50 PM

3 13 and 30 please mate!
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Posted 15 April 2019 - 05:57 PM

Whereabouts is this fine steed? A friend of Mrs S may be interested.

 some potato headed fanny faced shitberg of a cunt in a silver hatchback

 

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Posted 15 April 2019 - 06:13 PM

I’d gladly shitely this to Crewe/Nantwich if required?

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Posted 15 April 2019 - 06:58 PM

Having seen this in the flesh, I can say it is very red and shiny indeed. Certainly looks a lot newer than the registration plate suggest.
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#11 OFFLINE   purplebargeken

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Posted 15 April 2019 - 07:35 PM

This is a lovely thing to drive, it's smooth, comfy and the most practical thing I have ever had. Plus it has arm rests.


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Posted 15 April 2019 - 08:00 PM

1 Random please.

#13 OFFLINE   Ohdearme

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Posted 15 April 2019 - 08:33 PM

Ah yes, location!

It’s in Castleford, near Leeds WF10 5

I’m the kind of idiot that will happily shitely it to anywhere I can get home from in a day...Most compass directions catered for.

It’ll have had a wash and spruce up before it is sent on its way (PS - it’s worth £215 on a weigh bridge if it blows up but you have me and pbk out to kill you).

It’s a chain driven engine, will get some action of it moving and audio of the thing.
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Posted 15 April 2019 - 09:30 PM

Its a camper :)


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Posted 15 April 2019 - 09:33 PM

Its a camper :)

 

Now there's an idea for me to keep it and the Sharon...but I realyl can't justify two buses on the drive.


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Posted 15 April 2019 - 09:54 PM

28 and 38 for me please!

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Posted 15 April 2019 - 10:10 PM

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Posted 16 April 2019 - 04:12 AM

3 randoms, please.


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Posted 16 April 2019 - 06:42 AM

58 and 2 randoms please! :)
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Posted 16 April 2019 - 07:10 AM

Oooooh two please for me. Numbers 8 and 25 if possible.
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#21 OFFLINE   Ohdearme

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Posted 16 April 2019 - 06:54 PM

All updated. New £17 Caliper bolt arrived today so both sides at the back have new, non fall offy brake discs fitted.
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Posted 16 April 2019 - 09:35 PM

Andre the giant is a midget.

Give me a random!

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Posted 16 April 2019 - 09:40 PM

Castleford is good for cheap bulk booze.

Just saying for the home journey...
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Posted 17 April 2019 - 10:52 AM

Castleford is good for cheap bulk booze.

Just saying for the home journey...

 

Won't be short of space in the back for booze either :)

 

Also, price dropped you lucky, lucky punters.


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Posted 17 April 2019 - 11:02 AM

3 randoms for me please

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Posted 17 April 2019 - 11:11 AM

Rare old tank this now! Its a legitimate 'old skool ford'.


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Posted 17 April 2019 - 04:48 PM

3 randoms then cheers.

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Posted 17 April 2019 - 05:29 PM

3 randoms then cheers.

 

Done!


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Posted 17 April 2019 - 08:37 PM

I didn't win the Rover roffle so I would like TWO of your best REBOUND RANDOMS please. 


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Posted 17 April 2019 - 10:54 PM

I didn't win the Rover roffle so I would like TWO of your best REBOUND RANDOMS please.


Done. a few more weak of will individuals and we’ll be all set.
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