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Price Drop Rofflez - Galaxy 2.0 Pez MOT Oct. £450 Quid or £8 a go, 2x£15 or 3 for £20! 19 left, don’t miss out, once in lifetime, DFS Sale ending, etc

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#31 OFFLINE   robinmasters

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Posted 17 April 2019 - 11:05 PM

For fucks sake.

I opened this thread laughing like one of the Facebook group's morons: 'ha ha ha this is so bad I'll probably want it omg lolz'.

I've opened the thread and I do. Random please.
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#32 OFFLINE   louiepj

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Posted 18 April 2019 - 10:59 AM

May as well make it up to 3 for £20 with another random for me please

#33 OFFLINE   Iamgroot

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Posted 18 April 2019 - 11:32 AM

Done. a few more weak of will individuals and we’ll be all set.



Pfff, that is NOT me!

I haven't even read the thread properly to see where it is!




I'll have 3 randoms please
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#34 OFFLINE   RobT

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Posted 18 April 2019 - 11:40 AM

I'll have a random please.


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#35 ONLINE   Ohdearme

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Posted 18 April 2019 - 02:59 PM

All updated.

Strong danger of me washing and taking better pics of it tomorrow.
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#36 OFFLINE   Iamgroot

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Posted 18 April 2019 - 03:35 PM

All updated.

Strong dancer of me washing and rakingbbetter pics of it tomorrow.


When you say you are a strong dancer, do you mean musculature or in skill level?
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#37 OFFLINE   snagglepuss

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Posted 18 April 2019 - 09:24 PM

Well I have had wine...
And NJGleeds has you on satnav favourites...

Better have 3 for me and 3 for him .
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#38 OFFLINE   rantingYoof

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Posted 18 April 2019 - 09:33 PM

The same roofle as both Cavcraft and snagglepuss...this doesn't/does look good (I'll decide later).


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#39 OFFLINE   snagglepuss

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Posted 18 April 2019 - 09:48 PM

The same roofle as both Cavcraft and snagglepuss...this doesn't/does look good (I'll decide later).

Buy more tickets.... Think if babyyoof. How cool he/she/other will look on the school run.
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#40 ONLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 18 April 2019 - 09:55 PM

..and the room you'll have for lots more babyyoofs.


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#41 OFFLINE   rantingYoof

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Posted 18 April 2019 - 09:59 PM

Argh! Peer pressure!

 

FINE A THIRD RANDOM PLEASE 


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#42 ONLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 18 April 2019 - 10:07 PM

If you win this and your love life increases exponentially, do we get commission?


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"As for actually admitting to liking Corsas on a public forum: you're a bollock-brained, biscuit-eating, faux-northern, bastardy, bollocky, wank-brain"

#43 OFFLINE   snagglepuss

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Posted 18 April 2019 - 10:47 PM

If you win this and your love life increases exponentially, do we get commission?

Mutters something about leaving a deposit... Shuffles off
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#44 ONLINE   TheDoctor

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Posted 19 April 2019 - 06:07 AM

I probably can't afford 3 tickets, but really need a reliable car.





Make mine a threesome too...

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Posted 19 April 2019 - 11:46 AM

1 randy please. Make sure it’s a loser though as I’ve absolutely no need for this.

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Posted 19 April 2019 - 06:08 PM

Bank holiday availed me of time to do some works.

Rear brakes fitted and private* test track utilised to check operation and wear of the brakes.

Ford original bolt! So that’s what £17 looks like.

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Brakes operating appropriately.
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It’s wired for heater windscreen jets...easy upgrade, etc.
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I also fixed the drivers door switch so the interior light now operates with drivers door, enabling full illumination of the majestic interior. It’s a Robbing Peter to pay Paul fix as I may* have just swapped the switch from one of the rear doors.

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I also considered fitting the alternate front grille for the lucky* winner.

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For the sake of selling tickets, I reverted and actually managed to get it to fit back properly so you could probably run around and never bother fixing this.

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Lacquer peel has been improved at the front by judicious wiping with a dirty glove to crackle off the worst of it.

And here’s the worst bit of rust on the car, otherwise its damn near spotless, somebody spent a long dirty weekend or two under sealing it all.

I may fix the blowing exhaust with exhaust wob now it’s light and I can see what I’m doing, but I think wifey has chucked the tub out.


TLDR, buy tickets.
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Posted 19 April 2019 - 06:17 PM

I'll have a random pls

CHOD

 

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Posted 19 April 2019 - 06:26 PM

Forgot to add the rust shot, barely worth bothering tbh.

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Engine shot also reminded me it got a new set of leads with the service as one was a bit on the wonk, car hasn’t misfired since replacement :D

Also, note the superior* engineering of the airbox to maf interface.

Brand new battery on it too, only about a bloody month old.
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#49 OFFLINE   purplebargeken

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Posted 19 April 2019 - 09:17 PM

This is an ace car and I miss it terribly.


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Posted 20 April 2019 - 09:55 AM

Video seduction, auto open/close in action.

https://youtu.be/kJ7puH4H4Uc


Mmm, buy tickets!
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#51 OFFLINE   rantingYoof

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Posted 20 April 2019 - 10:46 AM

To be honest, the Clint Eastwoodesque key-flinging at the beginning made me swoon and I missed the rest of the video.


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#52 OFFLINE   purplebargeken

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Posted 20 April 2019 - 11:37 AM

Get you with your swish remote window opening thing....
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Posted 20 April 2019 - 08:43 PM

had a dizel version in that there colour...had crappy non swinging seats, so fitted a full set a-la scrapper..£35 and my seats left in their place 


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