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#1 OFFLINE   njgleeds

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Posted 13 April 2019 - 04:48 PM

The V5 turned up this morning so as alluded to elsewhere on the forum, it’s roffle time, guys and gals.

I was the lucky* winner of this fine steed a short while back and having enjoyed its Gallic charm (and lowered the average local house prices by several percent due to the unique* paint job), it’s time to move it on to someone more deserving.

Not a lot to say about it that hasn’t been said elsewhere tbh...it looks as rough as a badgers arse from anything closer than about 25 foot due to impressive amounts of lacquer peel but it drives well...very well indeed.

Mileage is in the region of 63k miles, a figure unlikely to increase daily as the speedo doesn’t work.

I’ve had it up on the ramp at work and it’s remarkably clean and original underneath...it needs a nearside front CV boot which I’ll attend to this week and the radio reception is pants due to a broken aerial plug behind the dash...once again, that’ll be sorted so the next lucky winner can enjoy bangin’ choons.

Other than that, it’s as it arrived...there are four nearly new tyres, half a tank of unleaded and an A-frame in the boot so it can be attached to your luxury 1980s damp transit based motor home for cross country capers.

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Currently located in Fence, BB12, the price of tickets for this fine automobile is a ridiculously low £6 each or a once in a lifetime, never to be repeated, multi-buy offer of two for a tenner.

Any questions, suggestions or offers of ridiculous swaps for non-runners etc, fire away!
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#2 OFFLINE   dean36014

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Posted 13 April 2019 - 05:06 PM

2 lucky dips please. I've bought so many tickets for this thing every time it's been auctioned, hopefully I'll win it one day
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#3 ONLINE   Fat_Pirate

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Posted 13 April 2019 - 05:12 PM

Deux billet, merci.

 

I had to Google the correct spelling of 'deux' due to being Norfolk educated.


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Posted 13 April 2019 - 05:14 PM

Yep, 2 for me. 


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Posted 13 April 2019 - 05:30 PM

One for Loser1 please.
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#6 OFFLINE   njgleeds

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Posted 13 April 2019 - 05:52 PM

List to date:

1. busmansholiday
2. Fabergé Greggs
3.
4.
5. The doctor
6. spartacus
7. UltraWomble
8. Loserone c/o Jim Bell
9.
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12. Alanism
13. aldo135
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15. davehedgehog31
16. Fat_Pirate
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18. sporty-shite
19. ohdearme
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21. UltraWomble
22.
23. bangernomics
24. Fabergé Greggs
25. davehedgehog31
26. dean36014
27. spartacus
28. sporty-shite
29.
30. aldo135
31.
32.
33. UltraWomble
34.
35. ohdearme
36.
37.
38. Fat_Pirate
39. Snagglepuss
40.
41.
42.
43.
44. Saabnut
45.
46. ohdearme
47. bangernomics
48. UltraWomble
49. Snagglepuss
50.
51. The doctor
52.
53. Alanism
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55.
56. Saabnut
57. dean36014
58.
59. busmansholiday
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#7 OFFLINE   njgleeds

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Posted 13 April 2019 - 05:55 PM

List updated.

2 complementaries for Snagglepuss as it’s his fault I was landed with.....err, was lucky enough to win it in the first place.

Also, a couple for ohdearme in recognition of collectioneering over and above the call of duty. It’d look nice on the back of his Sharan.
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Posted 13 April 2019 - 06:02 PM

Ah! The ex-Robinmasters forum bike AX. I like the door pockets that are shaped almost precisely to hold a bottle of wine.

No tickets for me but this is a nice car.
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Posted 13 April 2019 - 06:04 PM

It's now two years since I bought it off eBay for £185(!), It was listed as towing equipment!

Brill little car that my other half still hates me for selling. I drove it to from Reading to Colchester and back and it was fine. A little bit slight for modern traffic but who cares.

That velour interior is ace.
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Posted 13 April 2019 - 06:31 PM

47 and a random please
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Posted 13 April 2019 - 06:47 PM

2 plz
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#12 OFFLINE   njgleeds

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Posted 13 April 2019 - 06:50 PM

2 plz

Number 2 or two randoms?
I’ve reserved you number two but if you want another random, let me know.
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Posted 13 April 2019 - 07:00 PM

What's yer buy it noo price?


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Posted 13 April 2019 - 07:02 PM

Fuck it, 1 and 59 please. You do realise if I win it it will cost me another 500 drinking vouchers to fit a tow bar to the motorhome don't you ?...
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#15 OFFLINE   njgleeds

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Posted 13 April 2019 - 07:07 PM

Fuck it, 1 and 59 please. You do realise if I win it it will cost me another 500 drinking vouchers to fit a tow bar to the motorhome don't you ?...


But just think what a winner you’d be with this tied to your rear end.
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#16 OFFLINE   njgleeds

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Posted 13 April 2019 - 07:10 PM

What's yer buy it noo price?


Good question. It’s not taking much space up whilst the roffle fills up but I suppose doing the maths, £275 would take it.
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Posted 13 April 2019 - 07:38 PM

As I now have 3 smoll cars, one of which is a very tidy AX, I have no need, use or wantage for this.

 

 

One of the above is a lie.

 

 

2 randoms please.


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#18 OFFLINE   snagglepuss

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Posted 13 April 2019 - 09:29 PM

Erm.... Thanks.... I think


I am apparently n+1 cars so I am sure one more won't make a difference


£275 is bargains
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Posted 13 April 2019 - 09:37 PM

13 and 30 please!
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Posted 13 April 2019 - 09:52 PM

All updated...

Over a third sold already in a little over 4 hours so at this rate, we could be on for a midweek draw, folks.

Just think how much better* your life could be waking up to this vision of maroon beauty as you throw back your bedroom curtains each morning.

Single? Simply stick this on your POF profile and I can guarantee* you’ll be knee deep in potential suitors by the weekend. In fact, the first thing Claire said to me when she saw it was, and I quote, ‘if you bring that home, you can go and get f***ed’.
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Posted 13 April 2019 - 09:55 PM

I'm pretty sure I may have mentioned that I used to own a blue AX............


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#22 OFFLINE   Fabergé Greggs

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Posted 13 April 2019 - 09:58 PM

Number 2 or two randoms?
I’ve reserved you number two but if you want another random, let me know.

 

Oh soz, it was two randoms. Happy with number 2 and another random!


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Posted 13 April 2019 - 10:45 PM

6 and 27 please.
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Posted 13 April 2019 - 11:16 PM

It's now two years since I bought it off eBay for £185(!), It was listed as towing equipment!

Brill little car that my other half still hates me for selling. I drove it to from Reading to Colchester and back and it was fine. A little bit slight for modern traffic but who cares.

That velour interior is ace.

 

 

And I drove it from Reading to (near enough) Colchester. Used it a few times for my commute down the M11 and A13 during  bad weather, and survived. Comfy car with a fantastic heater. 

 

No need for such a heater in this bit of Spain, so I'm out. GLWTR. 


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Posted 13 April 2019 - 11:45 PM

I'm pretty sure I may have mentioned that I used to own a blue AX............

Never mentioned it mate
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Posted 14 April 2019 - 06:34 AM

The V5 turned up this morning so as alluded to elsewhere on the forum, it’s roffle time, guys and gals.

I was the lucky* winner of this fine steed a short while back and having enjoyed its Gallic charm (and lowered the average local house prices by several percent due to the unique* paint job), it’s time to move it on to someone more deserving.

Not a lot to say about it that hasn’t been said elsewhere tbh...it looks as rough as a badgers arse from anything closer than about 25 foot due to impressive amounts of lacquer peel but it drives well...very well indeed.

Mileage is in the region of 63k miles, a figure unlikely to increase daily as the speedo doesn’t work.

I’ve had it up on the ramp at work and it’s remarkably clean and original underneath...it needs a nearside front CV boot which I’ll attend to this week and the radio reception is pants due to a broken aerial plug behind the dash...once again, that’ll be sorted so the next lucky winner can enjoy bangin’ choons.

Other than that, it’s as it arrived...there are four nearly new tyres, half a tank of unleaded and an A-frame in the boot so it can be attached to your luxury 1980s damp transit based motor home for cross country capers.

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Currently located in Fence, BB12, the price of tickets for this fine automobile is a ridiculously low £6 each or a once in a lifetime, never to be repeated, multi-buy offer of two for a tenner.

Any questions, suggestions or offers of ridiculous swaps for non-runners etc, fire away!

 

Ridiculous swap offer? Rover with nearly a quarter of a million miles? :D


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Posted 14 April 2019 - 07:22 AM

Number 12 and 1 random please.


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Posted 14 April 2019 - 07:29 AM

Numero 33 and three randomz please.


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Posted 14 April 2019 - 09:01 AM

I will take a random, although it divided the household in my few days of ownership.

Child one referred to it as a joke, the other one (3 year old wanted to drive the ‘new racing car’.
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Posted 14 April 2019 - 09:55 AM

All allocated and past the halfway stage
1993 T4 2.4D
1990 C124 300E
1994 C140 500 SEC
2005 XC90 D5 Dog cart
How many P38s??
1990 Eunos Roadster
2004 9-5 Aero HOT estate





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