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1995 (E36) BMW 320i Coupe Automatic NOW WITH A YEAR OF MOT - £7 per ticket, 7 left!

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#61 ONLINE   New POD

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Posted 06 April 2019 - 04:16 AM

It not actually the price I object to.
I just realised that I can't be arsed. And don't want to win it.
I'm going to save my £7 and buy an extra ticket for something that I do want in the future.
Obviously my post is obnoxious in an amusing way, but I have a reputation to keep up.
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#62 OFFLINE   Ohdearme

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Posted 06 April 2019 - 06:30 AM

Hmmm, do I want to win this with five tickets at £7 or in the other roffle with 1 ticket at £8?

 

Confusing, cheers POD :)


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Posted 06 April 2019 - 06:32 AM

Hmmm, do I want to win this with five tickets at £7 or in the other roffle with 1 ticket at £8?

Confusing, cheers POD :)


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Posted 07 April 2019 - 10:26 AM

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Posted 07 April 2019 - 12:03 PM

How many tickets are left now?

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Posted 07 April 2019 - 12:10 PM

Lucky 13.
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Posted 08 April 2019 - 04:33 PM

BUMP because I would like some smooth 6 cylinder action again.  


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Posted 10 April 2019 - 06:13 PM

I still haven't heard back from the garage.

Should I be worried? I'll phone them tomorrow.
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Posted 10 April 2019 - 08:50 PM

Hmmm hopefully no news is good news. Anything on the MOT history checker online?



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Posted 10 April 2019 - 08:52 PM

Sometimes answering or inferring "no" to a garage's question of "do you need this back today" can turn into days, weeks and even months.
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Posted 10 April 2019 - 09:01 PM

Or longer :D
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Posted 11 April 2019 - 12:40 PM

They've not done anything yet.

Their MOT computer is still fucked too.
Any interest as-is for £3 per ticket?
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Posted 11 April 2019 - 12:49 PM

I'm also tempted to tell them to forget it, take any good bits off and just weigh the rest in...

 

EDIT: Just phoned them again and got a mechanic this time. They've done the front brake pipes and the small patch is just in front of the driver's side rear wheel arch. They reckon just a couple of hours welding. Their service company for the MOT computer are being about as much use a chocolate fireguard and apparently tried to talk them through the repairs on the phone instead of sending somebody out! Somebody is now going to be visiting them tomorrow to sort it.

 

Instead of being angry I just felt really sorry for them. Sounds like an absolute nightmare.


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Posted 12 April 2019 - 09:59 PM

Still £7 a ticket? If so I'm in for 2 randoms please
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Posted 12 April 2019 - 11:14 PM

Due to the Sharan, I’m going to have wind my roffle neck in a bit. Can I go down to two randoms plz.
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Posted 12 April 2019 - 11:31 PM

Things are not good on the Roffle front at  the moment.

I propose to alter this by buying 1 ticket for New POD. Let him deal with it when he wins.

Please insert his name and bill me. Am assuming paypal is still acceptable. I have a zillion positives on ebay. :)


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Posted 13 April 2019 - 01:25 PM

All necessary changes made.

 

If it doesn't roffle, then oh well.

 

I have the money to keep both E36s on the road. The space aspect... I'm sure I can figure something out.

The 316 is very noticeably better on fuel, and I find myself driving it just as quickly as the 320. So it would still be preferable if the 320 were to go to a new home.


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Posted 13 April 2019 - 03:33 PM

How many tickets left now?

Oddly, having a toe in a pending raffle or two keeps me from looking at cars and putting random bids on stuff on eBay.
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Posted 17 April 2019 - 07:52 PM

14 tickets left.

 

Also, this is now MOT'd! I won't be in a position to collect it until Monday, probably.

 

However, let's get the last of these tickets sold and get it moved on! £7 a pop, roll up! Roll up!

 

 

 

 

I will risk taking PP, as the user in question doesn't seem interested anyway.


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I now have a buttery biscuit base E36, too.

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Posted 19 April 2019 - 11:10 AM

Two randoms, please
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Posted 19 April 2019 - 08:07 PM

11 tickets left!


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Posted 20 April 2019 - 01:51 AM

I dislike 3 series BMW's but since its not that far from me better give me a ticket please. Number 25 if it is still available, otherwise any.

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Posted 20 April 2019 - 04:09 AM

I dislike 3 series BMW's but since its not that far from me better give me a ticket please. Number 25 if it is still available, otherwise any.

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I wasn't particularly interested in BMWs until me and 17-Coffees got the 316 for really cheap, then realised how easy it was to work on. I also like the elegant simplicity of the E36, and they're a good steer too. From the period when their tagline was the ultimate driving machine, and they meant it. This one was a roffle win for me too.

I don't imagine later BMWs are easy to work on, mind.

 

I could also be speaking complete shit, being 10 hours into a 12 hour night shift.


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I now have a buttery biscuit base E36, too.

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Posted 20 April 2019 - 06:28 PM

Number 23 Plz, not me but for a friend who's interested. I'll let you guess who... :P


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Posted 22 April 2019 - 01:50 PM

Furthest away car for sale roffle!

 

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It is now back at my place of residence with a fresh MOT and ready to go.

 

You have 10 chances left to call this lovely* interior your own.

 

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Come on, people! Buy those tickets!


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I don't have a 320touring, but I am raffling a 320coupe, which previously belonged to 320touring.
 
I now have a buttery biscuit base E36, too.

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Posted 22 April 2019 - 01:53 PM

I can smell that leather from here. I actually do quite want this.

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Posted 22 April 2019 - 06:40 PM

I can smell that leather from here. I actually do quite want this.

 

It's fucking hanging, like.

 

 

I mean, uh... It's got rustic charm. Yes. Buy more tickets.


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I don't have a 320touring, but I am raffling a 320coupe, which previously belonged to 320touring.
 
I now have a buttery biscuit base E36, too.

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Posted Yesterday, 07:18 AM

Bump.

 

I washed it yesterday.

 

Also, the insurance on it runs out in a week. After that I'll probably have to dump it at the parents' farm. I'm also debating putting it on gumtree. Please don't make me do that!

 

I'm not lowering the price of the tickets because it's already fucking cheap for an E36 with a year of MOT, and I spent a bit getting that MOT in the first place.

It also raffled at £8.50 a ticket just over a year ago with 3 months MOT on it at the time.


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I don't have a 320touring, but I am raffling a 320coupe, which previously belonged to 320touring.
 
I now have a buttery biscuit base E36, too.

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Posted Yesterday, 07:48 AM

Can you stick a few piccies on in it’s washed state? May generate some excitement...

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Posted Yesterday, 08:43 AM

If I remember to this evening, I'm on shift until 7:30pm.


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I now have a buttery biscuit base E36, too.

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