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Jim Bell's £4 focus estate - make him an offer, quick!

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#61 OFFLINE   Flat4

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Posted 22 March 2019 - 02:57 PM

As this appears to be an estate, I'll have number 28 as well please :)



#62 OFFLINE   sierraman

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Posted 22 March 2019 - 03:21 PM

The irony is I’ve been tasked with finding a petrol estate for someone. But they’d say this is too old sadly even though with some decent rustproofing it’d give reliable service for years.
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#63 OFFLINE   primeradoner

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Posted 22 March 2019 - 05:55 PM

I have absolutely no use for this whatsoever so instead of my usual 2 randoms  I will have 3 providing I can have another random change of username  in L1s summary


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#64 ONLINE   New POD

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Posted 23 March 2019 - 07:43 AM

Number 52.

#65 OFFLINE   loserone

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Posted 23 March 2019 - 08:05 AM

Tada.wav

1 keef richards
2 Milly munter
3 Aldo
4 Bangernomics
5 dancing Delilah
6 leanycan
7 the doctor
8 Jim Bell
9 the doctor
10 OhDearMe
11 sporty-shite
12 ClayTS450
13 Aldo
14 Austin Rover Fella
15 Jim Bell
16 skip hookah
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18 Flat4
19 the doctor
20 skiphoker
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22 primula donor
23 keef richards
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25 sporty-shite
26 leanycan
27 UltraWomble
28 flat4
29 skiphoker
30 Aldo
31 sealtainn
32 Bangernomics
33 sealtainn
34 Jim Bell
35 the doctor
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44 Jim Bell
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47 ClayTS450
48 the doctor
49 dancing Delilah
50 primula donor
51 Oh Dear Me
52 old PEAS
53 Morris Marina's Beautique
54 Milly munter
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59 sealtainn
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#66 OFFLINE   loserone

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Posted 23 March 2019 - 08:11 PM

Ahem!
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#67 OFFLINE   sporty-shite

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Posted 23 March 2019 - 09:28 PM

Could I have one random and no. 25 please.
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 some potato headed fanny faced shitberg of a cunt in a silver hatchback

 

#68 ONLINE   TheDoctor

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Posted 23 March 2019 - 10:07 PM

I need this, but alas, no funds available until Friday.
If there are numbers still available by then, I'll take 4 randoms
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#69 ONLINE   New POD

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Posted 23 March 2019 - 10:47 PM

excuse me who is OLD PEAS ?  


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#70 OFFLINE   keith777

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Posted 23 March 2019 - 10:54 PM

Two randoms please sir.

#71 OFFLINE   binhoker668

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Posted 23 March 2019 - 11:03 PM

Another one here please. 

Whilst I have no immediate need for this, I DO have an immediate need for a harebrained whizz up north for an car, which results in the month being bankrupt, but my mouth being upturned for a change.  

And a filthy burger halfway back to hasten my (already predetermined) demise.

Also, 'my' empty private parking space is annoying me.


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#72 OFFLINE   loserone

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Posted 23 March 2019 - 11:46 PM

excuse me who is OLD PEAS ?


It's okay, nobody else has an actually funny name either. Just pretend you're in an expensive coffee shop
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#73 OFFLINE   Mally

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Posted 25 March 2019 - 03:42 PM

Go on then, just one please.



#74 OFFLINE   Maurice Marina

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Posted 25 March 2019 - 04:48 PM

Where are my two randoms?
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#75 OFFLINE   loserone

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Posted 25 March 2019 - 05:14 PM

53 & 57?
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#76 OFFLINE   loserone

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Posted 26 March 2019 - 02:59 PM

BUMP

This needs to sell out soon if it's going to happen chaps and chapesses
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#77 OFFLINE   scaryoldcortina

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Posted 26 March 2019 - 05:12 PM

1st April is just the end of the tax, is tested until July so it could go on a bit longer...

I'm going to look for a bonus prize* to put in the back as a mystery sweetener though!
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#78 OFFLINE   Maurice Marina

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Posted 26 March 2019 - 05:30 PM

53 & 57?



Errr...OK
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#79 OFFLINE   Mally

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Posted 26 March 2019 - 07:08 PM


I'm going to look for a bonus prize* to put in the back as a mystery sweetener though!

 

Guitar?

I may buy another ticket.



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Posted 26 March 2019 - 07:36 PM

I bought this for 50p in a local charity shop today in readiness for my win. Bring it on

 

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Posted 26 March 2019 - 07:37 PM

Oh, and a third random please, to ensure my 50p wasn't wasted.


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#82 OFFLINE   bangernomics

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Posted 26 March 2019 - 09:45 PM

If Aldo pays for the Renner we didn’t win, do my tickets rollover?

I’d have a few randoms on this to be fair.

Just greenlighted a greenhouse for the missus so I’m owed some shit on the drive.


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#83 OFFLINE   loserone

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Posted 29 March 2019 - 04:36 PM

It's like teacher telling the class it's your birthday when you've been hiding it all day.

BUMP!
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#84 OFFLINE   leanycan

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Posted 29 March 2019 - 10:53 PM

I'll take two. Could use this while the fabia gets some much needed rustproofing on it.



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Posted 30 March 2019 - 06:52 AM

As I've been paid, pop my 4 on please...

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Posted 30 March 2019 - 07:19 AM

Being an official Blue Oval licker, it’ll be 4 randoms for me please


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#87 OFFLINE   loserone

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Posted 30 March 2019 - 07:40 AM

Only a dozen left!
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#88 ONLINE   TheDoctor

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Posted 30 March 2019 - 07:52 AM

Give me a fifth to make a straight score please

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#89 OFFLINE   Jim Bell

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Posted 30 March 2019 - 08:04 AM

Put me down for another couple just to keep us moving along.

#90 OFFLINE   loserone

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Posted 30 March 2019 - 01:55 PM

Doneski
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