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Jim Bell's £4 focus estate - make him an offer, quick!

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#31 OFFLINE   scaryoldcortina

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Posted 20 March 2019 - 10:55 PM

Other blue, the light one.

Yeah, Aldo has it.
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Posted 20 March 2019 - 10:57 PM

...and I was thinking it was this one...

 

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Shit you are brave taking one of these on, they really are hopeless.


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Posted 20 March 2019 - 11:00 PM

Schoolboy error m8, that's a MK1 colour and this is a 1.5....

Who knew ford had so many shit shades of blue?

Don't answer that btw, I've had cortinas... Atlantic blue or midnight blue sir? What's the difference? Nothing until you try to fit a second hand wing...
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Posted 20 March 2019 - 11:00 PM

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It's this colour. But not this car.

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Posted 20 March 2019 - 11:02 PM

It parked next to that car once though.

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Posted 21 March 2019 - 01:40 AM

I'll have a random please.

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Posted 21 March 2019 - 06:12 AM

Schoolboy error m8, that's a MK1 colour and this is a 1.5....

Who knew ford had so many shit shades of blue?

Don't answer that btw, I've had cortinas... Atlantic blue or midnight blue sir? What's the difference? Nothing until you try to fit a second hand wing...

 

Sorry Sir! It was Parsons major who told me it was that colour.


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Posted 21 March 2019 - 07:24 AM

They look really tidy in red but you almost never see them in red. They’re always in these really dull noughties colours like silver or dark blue.

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Posted 21 March 2019 - 08:11 AM

Go on I'll have a random please.

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Posted 21 March 2019 - 08:31 AM

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Posted 21 March 2019 - 02:07 PM

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Posted 21 March 2019 - 03:59 PM

Metropolis Blue is one of my favourite of the seemingly endless insipid 2000's Ford blues. 2 randoms please


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Posted 21 March 2019 - 04:16 PM

Metro Polis Blue sounds like a shit Geordie TV transport cop drama.


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Posted 21 March 2019 - 04:27 PM

Metro Polis Blue sounds like a shit Geordie TV transport cop drama.

 

Belta. All that's missing is Jimmy Nail

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Posted 21 March 2019 - 04:32 PM

I know a man who met Jimmy Nail.

 

I wish he'd given him some advice on what sized cars to buy.


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Posted 21 March 2019 - 07:40 PM

4 clams a ticket ye say?  Trip up north is it?  Petrol car I don't need (yet)?  

I'll take 2 random tickets in the hope of cupholders.


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Posted 21 March 2019 - 07:41 PM

Is it a CL?

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Posted 21 March 2019 - 07:50 PM

Shame it's not a MK1, I have two of the little rubber liners for the cupholders, and a pair of OE carpet mat grippers.

Kept for when I eventually buy one..
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Posted 21 March 2019 - 07:53 PM

Is it a CL?


Yes, but upgraded to remote locking with the gem unit off a higher spec car. Leccy windows in the front, keep fit rears.
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Posted 21 March 2019 - 08:22 PM

SKIPhoker eh?  Upgraded!


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Posted 21 March 2019 - 08:33 PM

Went to Beamish a couple of times recently. It’s like a modern Knaresborough just with fewer charity shops and hairdressers. I think £20 gets you in all year.

Beamish that is. You won’t get out of Knaresborough for £20.

Two randoms please...
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Posted 21 March 2019 - 08:50 PM

These roffles are starting to cost and stopping me from going out and buying a car.

 

54 and a random please


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Posted 21 March 2019 - 08:55 PM

I've never owned a Ford so this could be the time to break my duck.

 

Number 45 and a random please.


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Posted 21 March 2019 - 09:14 PM

Shame it's not a MK1, I have two of the little rubber liners for the cupholders, and a pair of OE carpet mat grippers.

Kept for when I eventually buy one..


It's a MK1 on the inside, the facelift was just bumpers I think..

So yeah, cupholders. Conveniently just behind the handbrake and exactly where your elbow wants to be when shifting into fourth.
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Posted 21 March 2019 - 09:20 PM

MK1 cupholders were Infront of the gear stick
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Posted 21 March 2019 - 09:25 PM

I don't really like blue cars.  So am very happy that i haven't entered two blue car roffles.

And no beers down tonight!


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Posted 21 March 2019 - 09:53 PM

MK1 cupholders were Infront of the gear stick


I'll check. There is a more than passing chance that I'm thinking of my MK2.

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Posted 21 March 2019 - 09:58 PM

I’ve had a few Mk1 Foci, as far as I can recall they all had the same place to put your cup? It was the lining that was different?

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Posted 22 March 2019 - 09:42 AM

I've checked now, Cupholders in front of gearstick - MK1, Behind - MK2.

 

HTH!

 

 

 

PS Buy moar tickets plz.


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Posted 22 March 2019 - 11:34 AM

Im away in an interweb free zone from dinnertime(ish) till Sunday so if it goes intergalactical and you need paying this weekend PM me as they come through as a text usually.


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