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Jim Bell's £4 focus estate - make him an offer, quick!

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#1 OFFLINE   loserone

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Posted 20 March 2019 - 08:54 PM

You can raffle my focus estate if you like. Four quid a shot?

Two pls


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#2 OFFLINE   loserone

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Posted 20 March 2019 - 08:56 PM

 

Focus has test til end of July and works.

 

 

it has to go before April


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#3 OFFLINE   loserone

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Posted 20 March 2019 - 08:57 PM

At some point soon I shall put together something more enticing, like a picture of it.


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Posted 20 March 2019 - 09:10 PM

*Follows


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#5 OFFLINE   barmatt

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Posted 20 March 2019 - 09:19 PM

Interested



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Posted 20 March 2019 - 09:22 PM

If Aldo pays for the Renner we didn’t win, do my tickets rollover?

I’d have a few randoms on this to be fair.

Just greenlighted a greenhouse for the missus so I’m owed some shit on the drive.
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#7 OFFLINE   loserone

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Posted 20 March 2019 - 09:26 PM

No, if Also pays now I'll refund him.

I'll set up some numbers. In all seriousness, this will be a sound and useful car.

I just can't remember what it looks like.
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Posted 20 March 2019 - 09:27 PM

Roffles, Roffles everywhere
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Posted 20 March 2019 - 09:31 PM

It's a 2003 mk 1.5 focus estate in that wierd blue that most of them seem to come in. Same colour as Jim boy's old one... 1.6 petrol, everything seems to work, it's been a good hack for a few years now but it is surplus and is being replaced when the tax is up on the first of April. MOT is end of July.

I'll take some pictures of it but tbh you could imagine it easily enough.
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Posted 20 March 2019 - 09:35 PM

No, if Also pays now I'll refund him.
I'll set up some numbers. In all seriousness, this will be a sound and useful car.
I just can't remember what it looks like.


I was, of course joking :)

I paid and enjoyed the Renner roffle, my buttocks were as firmly clenched as whoever has to squeeze their petite derrière in those ‘waffer thin’ sports seats to drive it home.
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Posted 20 March 2019 - 09:39 PM

I had an estate one once in Doom Blue or State Blue as Ford called it. Why was it such a popular colour?

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Posted 20 March 2019 - 09:42 PM

It's like silver MK2 focuses. Bloody everywhere!


Oh yeah, also because I went bezerk playing with forscan it's got 4 keys, two with remotes.
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Posted 20 March 2019 - 09:43 PM

Where is it please?



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Posted 20 March 2019 - 09:44 PM

North Durhamshire.

Fairly near Beamish museum.

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Posted 20 March 2019 - 09:45 PM

Who needs pictures ?

 

Two randoms please. I may be back for more....


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Posted 20 March 2019 - 09:45 PM

North Durhamshire.

Fairly near Beamish museum.


In fact, if you win you can borrow our Beamish tickets for the day and have a nice trip out on the trams and the Daimler bus
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Posted 20 March 2019 - 09:50 PM

^ extra value! How much is it to get into Beamish anyway? Can't think when I last paid...

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Posted 20 March 2019 - 09:55 PM

A pair of hairy ones please.

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Posted 20 March 2019 - 09:59 PM

I'll have a couple of randoms please.


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Posted 20 March 2019 - 10:01 PM

^ extra value! How much is it to get into Beamish anyway? Can't think when I last paid...


It's not cheap, but it's not much more to be Friends, which also gets discount in the shops
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Posted 20 March 2019 - 10:15 PM

2 randoms please

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Posted 20 March 2019 - 10:16 PM

I don't like Beamish. It's too old fashioned.
They should do one from the 1990s.
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Posted 20 March 2019 - 10:16 PM

They do man, it's called "Stanley"
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Posted 20 March 2019 - 10:17 PM

I said 1990s. Not 1890s.

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Posted 20 March 2019 - 10:18 PM

Harsh, man, harsh. You can get shell suits an kappa tops Doon at Stanley market ye knaa
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Posted 20 March 2019 - 10:24 PM

I can't think I've ever been in Stanley market. I wasn't even aware one existed
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Posted 20 March 2019 - 10:28 PM

It's an 1898 poem by Tommy Armstrong, and also a regular feature of town life every thirsda an saturda.
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Posted 20 March 2019 - 10:43 PM

3 13 and 30 please, Ohdearme is on standby for them...

Thanks for taking my numbers and saving my blushes, don't think I realised what day it was!
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Posted 20 March 2019 - 10:43 PM

doom blue you say.... 1.6 petrol. Estate. etc.

 

Here's one I prepared earlier:

 

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I do need another car as this is out of MOT next month. I have grown very fond of this one another would be very nice.



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Posted 20 March 2019 - 10:47 PM

I was thinking it was like this blue?

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