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Would you like to see the proposed changes with more sub-forums?

  1. Yes, I'd like to change to the proposed structure (156 votes [78.00%])

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#151 OFFLINE   BavarianRetro

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Posted 14 March 2019 - 11:10 PM

In amongst all the vile name-calling and the cesspit of abuse that is the Dark Wob, a classic car was described as a car that the neighbours were envious of. Shite was described as a car that the neighbours despise and a modern was a car that the neighbours didn't notice.

I may be paraphrasing slightly, but I thought it was a decent definition.
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#152 OFFLINE   Ghosty

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Posted 14 March 2019 - 11:42 PM

By that logic my J plate Civic is a modern.


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Done with chopping and changing. Next car I buy will be a '78 Caprice Classic.

 

 


#153 ONLINE   Eddie Honda

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Posted 14 March 2019 - 11:44 PM

If we substitute 'neighbours' for 'letting agent' as the layman's view, then I've 100% shite.

#154 ONLINE   Snipes

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Posted 15 March 2019 - 05:14 AM

Can I suggest a Carina E and Vectra C section please?
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#155 OFFLINE   nebuchenezer

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Posted 15 March 2019 - 05:55 AM

Close thread please

#156 OFFLINE   brownnova

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Posted 15 March 2019 - 06:49 AM

In amongst all the vile name-calling and the cesspit of abuse that is the Dark Wob, a classic car was described as a car that the neighbours were envious of. Shite was described as a car that the neighbours despise and a modern was a car that the neighbours didn't notice.

I may be paraphrasing slightly, but I thought it was a decent definition.


With illustrations from my own fleet.

“Ooh that’s a nice car” = Classic (2CV)

“Why don’t you get a proper car” = Shite .( Saab 9000)

*never mentions car = modern (Peugeot 206)
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#157 OFFLINE   Maurice Marina

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Posted 15 March 2019 - 08:19 PM

I expect everything to be in place and working as promised by March the 29th.
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#158 OFFLINE   chaseracer

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Posted 15 March 2019 - 08:25 PM

We'll be asking people to vote on an extension.


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#159 OFFLINE   brownnova

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Posted 15 March 2019 - 08:28 PM

We'll be asking people to vote on an extension.


Can we get a conservatory?
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1990 Mazda Eunos - Noisy Fun

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#160 OFFLINE   loserone

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Posted 15 March 2019 - 08:28 PM

You May
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#161 OFFLINE   Maurice Marina

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Posted 15 March 2019 - 08:37 PM

Can we get a conservatory?


Can I have a Porsche.

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Posted 15 March 2019 - 09:19 PM

HAVE WE GOT A VIDEO?


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1994 Volvo 850 T5 - brittle plastic turbo bikewagon

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Done with chopping and changing. Next car I buy will be a '78 Caprice Classic.

 

 


#163 ONLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 15 March 2019 - 09:42 PM

Can I suggest a Carina E and Vectra C section please?

 

Can I suggest you should receive an award for this suggestion? :)


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Posted 15 March 2019 - 09:43 PM

Can I suggest you should receive an award for this suggestion? :)


Would the award be called ‘worst suggestion ever’, in which case I am completely in support of it.
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#165 OFFLINE   snagglepuss

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Posted 15 March 2019 - 09:47 PM

HAVE WE GOT A VIDEO?

This has made my evening....
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Posted 15 March 2019 - 09:48 PM

YES WE’VE GOT A VIDEO
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Posted 15 March 2019 - 10:01 PM

The next person who says that I am gonna put their head through the window....

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#168 OFFLINE   Tamworthbay

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Posted 15 March 2019 - 10:04 PM

Have we got a video?
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#169 OFFLINE   snagglepuss

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Posted 15 March 2019 - 10:37 PM

Neil come over here....

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#170 OFFLINE   nebuchenezer

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Posted 15 March 2019 - 11:11 PM

Can I suggest you should receive an award for this suggestion? :)


Delete my account please

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Posted 16 March 2019 - 08:16 AM

Neil come over here....


Have we got Bambi goes crazy with a drill and sex?
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Posted 16 March 2019 - 09:12 AM

Have we got Bambi goes crazy with a drill and sex?

That will be in a sub section.


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Posted 16 March 2019 - 10:09 AM

Will anything nasty being done to dissenters, at A$ hq, be streamed live[sic] on FB :/
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Wallsend?.....it's not the End of the Walled ;<)

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