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Poll: Autoshite Changes (202 member(s) have cast votes)

Would you like to see the proposed changes with more sub-forums?

  1. Yes, I'd like to change to the proposed structure (156 votes [77.23%])

    Percentage of vote: 77.23%

  2. No - remain with Main, Open, Modern and the existing rules of no politics/religion/potentially sensitive allowed anywhere (46 votes [22.77%])

    Percentage of vote: 22.77%

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#151 OFFLINE   BavarianRetro

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Posted 14 March 2019 - 11:10 PM

In amongst all the vile name-calling and the cesspit of abuse that is the Dark Wob, a classic car was described as a car that the neighbours were envious of. Shite was described as a car that the neighbours despise and a modern was a car that the neighbours didn't notice.

I may be paraphrasing slightly, but I thought it was a decent definition.
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#152 OFFLINE   Ghosty

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Posted 14 March 2019 - 11:42 PM

By that logic my J plate Civic is a modern.


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Done with chopping and changing. Next car I buy will be a '78 Caprice Classic.

 

 


#153 OFFLINE   Eddie Honda

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Posted 14 March 2019 - 11:44 PM

If we substitute 'neighbours' for 'letting agent' as the layman's view, then I've 100% shite.

#154 OFFLINE   Snipes

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Posted 15 March 2019 - 05:14 AM

Can I suggest a Carina E and Vectra C section please?
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#155 OFFLINE   nebuchenezer

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Posted 15 March 2019 - 05:55 AM

Close thread please

#156 ONLINE   brownnova

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Posted 15 March 2019 - 06:49 AM

In amongst all the vile name-calling and the cesspit of abuse that is the Dark Wob, a classic car was described as a car that the neighbours were envious of. Shite was described as a car that the neighbours despise and a modern was a car that the neighbours didn't notice.

I may be paraphrasing slightly, but I thought it was a decent definition.


With illustrations from my own fleet.

“Ooh that’s a nice car” = Classic (2CV)

“Why don’t you get a proper car” = Shite .( Saab 9000)

*never mentions car = modern (Peugeot 206)
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1985 Citroen 2CV Special - French fun

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1997 Saab 9000 CSE - Daily Saab fun

2003 Peugeot 206 - Her daily... but not fun and not here anymore

 


#157 OFFLINE   Maurice Marina

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Posted 15 March 2019 - 08:19 PM

I expect everything to be in place and working as promised by March the 29th.
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#158 OFFLINE   chaseracer

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Posted 15 March 2019 - 08:25 PM

We'll be asking people to vote on an extension.


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#159 ONLINE   brownnova

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Posted 15 March 2019 - 08:28 PM

We'll be asking people to vote on an extension.


Can we get a conservatory?
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1990 Mazda Eunos - Noisy Fun

1992 Fiat Ducato Autosleeper Rambler GL - Camp Fun

1996 Saab 9000 CSE - Project Saab fun

1997 Saab 9000 CSE - Daily Saab fun

2003 Peugeot 206 - Her daily... but not fun and not here anymore

 


#160 OFFLINE   loserone

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Posted 15 March 2019 - 08:28 PM

You May
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#161 OFFLINE   Maurice Marina

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Posted 15 March 2019 - 08:37 PM

Can we get a conservatory?


Can I have a Porsche.

#162 OFFLINE   Ghosty

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Posted 15 March 2019 - 09:19 PM

HAVE WE GOT A VIDEO?


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1994 Volvo 850 T5 - brittle plastic turbo bikewagon

1991 Honda Civic GL - smells nice

2009 Mini Cooper S - Mother Ghosty's

 

Done with chopping and changing. Next car I buy will be a '78 Caprice Classic.

 

 


#163 OFFLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 15 March 2019 - 09:42 PM

Can I suggest a Carina E and Vectra C section please?

 

Can I suggest you should receive an award for this suggestion? :)


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#164 OFFLINE   Tamworthbay

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Posted 15 March 2019 - 09:43 PM

Can I suggest you should receive an award for this suggestion? :)


Would the award be called ‘worst suggestion ever’, in which case I am completely in support of it.
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#165 OFFLINE   snagglepuss

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Posted 15 March 2019 - 09:47 PM

HAVE WE GOT A VIDEO?

This has made my evening....
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Posted 15 March 2019 - 09:48 PM

YES WE’VE GOT A VIDEO
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#167 OFFLINE   snagglepuss

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Posted 15 March 2019 - 10:01 PM

The next person who says that I am gonna put their head through the window....

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#168 OFFLINE   Tamworthbay

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Posted 15 March 2019 - 10:04 PM

Have we got a video?
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#169 OFFLINE   snagglepuss

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Posted 15 March 2019 - 10:37 PM

Neil come over here....

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#170 OFFLINE   nebuchenezer

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Posted 15 March 2019 - 11:11 PM

Can I suggest you should receive an award for this suggestion? :)


Delete my account please
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#171 OFFLINE   Tamworthbay

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Posted 16 March 2019 - 08:16 AM

Neil come over here....


Have we got Bambi goes crazy with a drill and sex?
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#172 OFFLINE   puddlethumper

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Posted 16 March 2019 - 09:12 AM

Have we got Bambi goes crazy with a drill and sex?

That will be in a sub section.


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#173 OFFLINE   tooSavvy

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Posted 16 March 2019 - 10:09 AM

Will anything nasty being done to dissenters, at A$ hq, be streamed live[sic] on FB :/
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Wallsend?.....it's not the End of the Walled ;<)

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Posted 18 March 2019 - 05:43 PM

Facebook's a bit cutting edge for ASHQ, we're going to stream it live on Bebo.

And by nasty, we mean a three hour Cavcraft Comedy show.

 

So by some sort of extraordinary event, I remembered that this was almost time up as we said it would run for one week. I'll close the poll shortly and then we'll get some sort of plan together. Watch this space.....

 

 

Edit: Oh right, apparently closing the poll also locks the thread. Unlocking the thread reopens the poll. Bloody technology! I'm quite glad one of the options for any changes was to roll them into a board software upgrade.... So yeah, thread locked through no fault of anyone's! 


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