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#1 OFFLINE   Dave_Q

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Posted 10 March 2019 - 02:02 PM

Yo shitters,

There may be interest in this, or not.

My wife is about to buy a new car so her current one is surplus to requirements.

2005 Honda Jazz SE Sport
MOT April
103000 miles.

Has been unfailingly reliable but has a couple of minor issues, exhaust sounds like its blowing and there is a clunk of some sort reported from the rear end which has never been there when I drive it. And it's slow, outrageously so, possible EGR issue? Never investigated. Scrape on nsr door and has had paint in the past on rear bumper / quarters.

Obviously nobody wants it as a px, anyone keen at £300 or £5 roffle? Ideal for station car, wife or teenage child or anyone else who needs a car but doesn't really like driving.

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#2 OFFLINE   Eddie Honda

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Posted 10 March 2019 - 02:09 PM

CVT?

#3 OFFLINE   Dave_Q

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Posted 10 March 2019 - 02:10 PM

Nay, self stirrer.

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Posted 10 March 2019 - 02:13 PM

Roffle could be interesting.

 

Petrol, I take it, Dave?


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Posted 10 March 2019 - 02:35 PM

Is it slow to accelerate or literally in limp mode?

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Posted 10 March 2019 - 02:36 PM

Pics please sir

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Posted 10 March 2019 - 02:38 PM

Ace cars.
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Posted 10 March 2019 - 02:38 PM

Interest


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Posted 10 March 2019 - 02:40 PM

Sorry for limited info, was posting from the pub. Its a mk1 so 1.3 petrol, there were no mk1 diesels in the UK AFAIK.

Not sure if its actually broken or if they're just all like that, it is slow to accelerate but will achieve 70, but may not stay there uphill.
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Posted 10 March 2019 - 02:50 PM

One random please.

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Posted 10 March 2019 - 02:53 PM

Where are you?


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Posted 10 March 2019 - 02:53 PM

A fine pair of randoms then please.

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Posted 10 March 2019 - 03:19 PM

If it's slow then could it be down to the exhaust being blocked up?

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Posted 10 March 2019 - 03:23 PM

Magic seats are magic.
These will do 35mph in first gear, assuming it's fitted with the same 5 speed as the 1.2

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Posted 10 March 2019 - 03:25 PM

Asking for a friend, would a townmate fit in the back?

Incidentally it looked clean enough when I collected the Multipla from Dave. And £300 is a bargain compared to some ropey faceache purchase.

Is it cheapo tax?
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Posted 10 March 2019 - 05:23 PM

Townmate is probably a no, the space would be massive with the seats folded down but not long or high enough I would say.

Here are some pictures from today showing scrapes and also the paint, not sure how well it comes out but both rear quarters/doors have some milky patches like overspray or a badly blended repair.

The plate on it will be removed before sale, the original plate I think was DK05ZNL.

Tax is cheap but not that cheap, think its about £140pa due to the relatively high carbon dioxides.

Location is Brighouse, West Yorkshire, J25 M62, HD6 postcode.

We have failed to buy a new car today as one was sold and one misdescribed, but we still intend to buy one before the MOT runs out on this and not bother putting it in for a test. It probably wouldn't need much/anything, but I reckon with the scrape etc we would struggle to get more than about £500 from the public even with 12 months test so the £50+ to retest it is not adding value for us given available time/care levels.

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Posted 10 March 2019 - 05:31 PM

Well up for a decent amount of tickets for this at £5 a throw.


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Posted 10 March 2019 - 05:38 PM

Should probably also add that these things are well underrated little cars, they really should be the universal answer to "what car should I get for my mate who doesn't car"

Unburstable
Massive inside, small outside
Decent on fuel
Easy to drive and park

The main issue with them is they are not the best driving experience. The steering and pedals feel like you are on a PlayStation 1, before they invented force feedback. So it's light and inoffensive to use but something of a letdown for Ms_Q after an Alfa 147.

I can really see why they are the default choice for someone who doesn't care about cars and just needs something small, cheap and practical. We are only selling because despite ticking every box for her requirements, she just doesn't like driving it, and keep losing it in car parks.
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Posted 10 March 2019 - 05:44 PM

Number 45 and a random if this gets to an auction.  It looks a great buy for £300 tbh.


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Posted 10 March 2019 - 05:46 PM

3 randoms please. Trying to resist buying it outright

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Posted 10 March 2019 - 06:02 PM

2 randoms

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Posted 10 March 2019 - 06:28 PM

Chap over the road has an 05 plate Jazz and I secretly admire its total commitment to being an car every day. No tickets here but a lot of hope for a speedy roffle!
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Posted 10 March 2019 - 06:42 PM

#28 & #47 if it does roffle please (providing some MOT left)
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Posted 10 March 2019 - 07:05 PM

The main issue with them is they are not the best driving experience.

Depends what people want from their driving experience. The motoring press want something that you can go at lightspeed on each corner with every lump and bump felt through the steering wheel.

However the average owner of a Jazz wants a car so easy to park you don't really even have to try. Hitting a pot hole doesn't upset the Labrador sleeping in the boot. Cornering is done slow enough to not cause enough G's, keeping the tissue box on the dashboard stationary - thus no worries about suspension having to work hard. For those people, the Jazz offers the best driving experience.
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Posted 10 March 2019 - 07:17 PM

Three randoms please.

Top, middle and bottom.


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Posted 10 March 2019 - 07:17 PM

she just doesn't like driving it, and keep losing it in car parks.


CVT for waft and Helios yellow for car parks. ;)
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Posted 10 March 2019 - 07:21 PM

My brother refers to these as the washing up bowl of motoring. It just does the job with no style or complications, just does it well.

 

Two randoms please


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Posted 10 March 2019 - 07:38 PM

I'll take a couple of randoms please Dave.

 some potato headed fanny faced shitberg of a cunt in a silver hatchback

 

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Posted 10 March 2019 - 08:04 PM

  Any pics of how miserable the inside is ? and engine bay ?


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Posted 10 March 2019 - 08:20 PM

Any pics of how miserable the inside is ? and engine bay ?

Yeah will get some when it's light. Being the sport it has "sports" seats, think they are black or grey. Despite being a child wagon it's been mucked out semi-regularly so is OK on that front.

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