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#61 OFFLINE   bangernomics

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Posted 06 March 2019 - 11:22 PM

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Merely 'annoyed'?...


[mindcontrol] Buy tickets [/mindcontrol]


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Posted 06 March 2019 - 11:24 PM

Number 51 pl3ase.
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#63 OFFLINE   bangernomics

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Posted 06 March 2019 - 11:24 PM

And mine by Saturday !!
(I live in hope )


The 30th maybe

#64 OFFLINE   bangernomics

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Posted 06 March 2019 - 11:25 PM

This should be sold out by tomorrow!


Unlike the Multipla


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Posted 06 March 2019 - 11:25 PM

Oh go on, I'll have a random please.
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Posted 06 March 2019 - 11:25 PM

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#67 OFFLINE   bangernomics

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Posted 06 March 2019 - 11:27 PM

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The young ones did those


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Posted 06 March 2019 - 11:28 PM

Not of a nice, big cock though, iirc

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'Ridiculing shit engineering for over half a century'

 

Vomit colour Corsa 1.4 Comfort badermatic (the one constant, reliable thing in my life /Quentin)

XM 2.1 SEDTurbo (leaky driveway ornament)

LT Multicruiser (guest bedroom and backup kitchen)

Mk1 MR2 (rumours of its health are lies)

 

In the Voyager Sanitorium:

Chrysler Graf Spee Limited 3.3 + LPG (suspected OMGHG, Driver's window failure, ABS, AC and driver's seat heater failures)

Spears and reapers Chrysler Graf Spee Limited 3.3 + LPG (suspected long term abuse by PO, passenger's window failure)

 

(I'm sure I've forgotten at least one...)


#69 OFFLINE   bangernomics

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Posted 06 March 2019 - 11:31 PM

Lost me there


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Posted 07 March 2019 - 01:16 AM

I have been consuming quantities of alcohol this evening two more randoms please before they all go.

Alas, I hear the snip snip sounds of the wife’s bollock cutters approaching!
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Posted 07 March 2019 - 05:00 AM

Swop for C1 m8?

Otherwise, random me.
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#72 OFFLINE   bangernomics

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Posted 07 March 2019 - 07:20 AM

Swop for C1 m8?

Otherwise, random me.


Very tempted

#73 OFFLINE   bangernomics

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Posted 07 March 2019 - 07:29 AM

I have been consuming quantities of alcohol this evening two more randoms please before they all go.

Alas, I hear the snip snip sounds of the wife’s bollock cutters approaching!


I’ve added them but sober you may want to reconsider


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Posted 07 March 2019 - 07:42 AM

I’ve added them but sober you may want to reconsider


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Posted 07 March 2019 - 07:56 AM

A single lucky dip please
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Posted 07 March 2019 - 08:29 AM

I’ve added them but sober you may want to reconsider


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Little foggy this morning...I think hindsight suggest three may be too many, can you take one off and leave me with a total of 2?

Cheers :D
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#77 ONLINE   gadgetgricey

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Posted 07 March 2019 - 09:16 AM

Little foggy this morning...I think hindsight suggest three may be too many, can you take one off and leave me with a total of 2?
Cheers :D


Just dont take a note of the one that is removed, as that'll be the winner..
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Posted 07 March 2019 - 10:54 AM

Aahhhh.

One random please if still available.
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Posted 07 March 2019 - 11:13 AM

Chuck me a random. If I win, I'll swap it with Kiltox's C1. ;-)


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Posted 07 March 2019 - 11:47 AM

Uno randomo please for no other reason than Jaaaaag. Ta muchly


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Posted 07 March 2019 - 12:40 PM

Chuck me a random. If I win, I'll swap it with Kiltox's C1. ;-)


Surely the XJ Sport would be excellent for barrelling up and down (expensively) those fine Welsh roads. A far cry from the Shambolic Daimler anyways. :D
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Posted 07 March 2019 - 12:56 PM

I will have a random please.


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Posted 07 March 2019 - 01:12 PM

THREE RANDOMISED TOKENS OVER HERE PLEASE


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Posted 07 March 2019 - 01:19 PM

Chuck me a random. If I win, I'll swap it with Kiltox's C1. ;-)


I'd also swap, last thing I need is another xj6 :D
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Posted 07 March 2019 - 01:38 PM

1 random for me please!
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Posted 07 March 2019 - 01:40 PM

3 randoms if available please


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Posted 07 March 2019 - 01:45 PM

not sure how up to date list is, if theres any left, may i bag a random pls


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Posted 07 March 2019 - 06:27 PM

Updated the list and there’s a few left yet. Don’t be shy and do tell me if I’ve made a mistake.

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Posted 07 March 2019 - 06:31 PM

Oh go on. Another please.

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Posted 07 March 2019 - 06:32 PM

Oh go on. Another please.

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Nice to see you investing that £100 wisely.





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