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#151 OFFLINE   Junkman

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Posted 15 March 2019 - 01:40 PM

If Hoovie likes it, I like it even less than I did hitherto.

 

That and Lincolnshire.


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Posted 15 March 2019 - 03:03 PM

Very disappointed to see new member Bstard hasn't bought a ticket, so I'll buy him one - gis a random.  Has this sold enough tickets to roffle tomorrow?


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Posted 15 March 2019 - 03:32 PM

I've given him #53. Still need to sell a few more if it's going to be roffled tomorrow.

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Posted 15 March 2019 - 04:44 PM

I'd take another, if someone would lend me a tenner until payday...
I'm that skint! :D

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Posted 15 March 2019 - 05:36 PM

If I win I will lob it up for sale for £notverymuch. However, I really feel the need to valet the interior. 


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Posted 15 March 2019 - 05:49 PM

The interior isn't that bad. Where else in the shiteosphere can you get this much US of A style luxury for just ten pounds?

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Posted 15 March 2019 - 06:11 PM

^^ I know! I have an illness...... I need to valet. I can't help it :)


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Posted 15 March 2019 - 08:56 PM

I would love to win this, as embarrassingly, I have yet to own an American motor car.

So despite the fair wife's protestations, (although she appears to have fallen asleep at the moment),

I shall purchase another random ticket in her name - Jacqueline.

 

If anyone would like to see the raffle sell out promptly at the expense of landing me in utter, up to the fucking neck style shit...

You are more than welcome if not positively encouraged to buy tickets and allocate them to my wife,

Who will just love her daily commute in a thirsty left hooker!


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Posted 15 March 2019 - 09:53 PM

^^ I know! I have an illness...... I need to valet. I can't help it :)

 

Sounds like you need to buy another ticket or two.  You'll be retired soon, you'll have all the time in the world to fettle it to your heart's content. :)


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Posted 15 March 2019 - 10:07 PM

I’ve just finished an 0800 until 2145 hours shift at work, I’m tired, filthy and borderline hysteric.

Can I have number 48 please?

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Posted 15 March 2019 - 10:37 PM

Can we have an updated list on this page of the thread? Its hard to tell if the one on the 2nd page is current or not.


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Posted 15 March 2019 - 10:59 PM

The list on p. 2 is indeed up to date, but I'll past it here for ease of reference.

 

1. Junkman
2. eddyramrod
3. RobT
4.
5. colc
6. Junkman
7. Junkman
8.
9. Jacqueline (Mrs Barefoot)
10. Andyrew
11. R9UKE
12. RobT
13. Semi-C
14. Fat_Pirate
15. jonathan_dyane
16. eddyramrod
17. PBK
18. Sealtainn
19. NorfolkNWeigh
20. Junkman
21. meshking obo RobT
22. RobT
23. Semi-C
24. Schaefft obo loserone
25.
26. Spartacus
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28. gadgetgricey
29. Jim Bell
30. flat4alfa
31. barefoot
32. Jim Bell obo Junkman
33. Flat4
34. barmatt
35.
36. TheDoctor
37. Junkwoman
38. Sealtainn
39. Dan_ZTT
40. MorrisItalSLX obo Junkman
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42. eddyramrod
43. loserone obo GeordieInExile
44. gadgetgricey
45. TheDoctor
46. Fat_Pirate
47. Schaefft
48. Semi-C
49. Alanism
50. Conor (scaryoldcortina's lad)
51. GeordieInExile
52. Brodders
53. Fat_Pirate
54.
55. Junkman
56. flat4alfa
57. colc
58. stephen01
59. Andyrew


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Posted 15 March 2019 - 11:10 PM

Go on then, waz another ticket over here
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Posted 16 March 2019 - 08:08 AM

Upon waking up this morning I had an unsettling flashback that, last night, in a state of almost catatonic masochism,I had done something truly horrifying and disadvantageous to my future self.

Following some internet history trawling (in itself, a harrowing experience) it was to this thread that I was lead.

Imagine the waves of relief that almost drowned me when I discovered the ticket I had sought to buy had been claimed by another rinky dink sociopath.

Please may I have number 41 instead?
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Posted 16 March 2019 - 08:17 AM

I told the Junkwoman about the conspiracy against me and she had a laugh and then said she is buying me a ticket, too.

 

I just can't lose.


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Posted 16 March 2019 - 08:44 AM

I have allocated the Junkwoman #37 - I trust that meets with her satisfaction?



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Posted 16 March 2019 - 08:53 AM

Only 7 tickets left - a couple more and this can be drawn tonight, and then you too could be enjoying this view from your bedroom window.

 

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Unless you live in a bungalow obvs, in which case you'd have to climb up onto the roof.  But it'd be worth it.


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Posted 16 March 2019 - 09:14 AM

I told the Junkwoman about the conspiracy against me and she had a laugh and then said she is buying me a ticket, too.

 

I just can't lose.

You can always just dump it here....


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Posted 16 March 2019 - 09:21 AM

I am torn between chancing my arm on a ticket as I have a spare insurance policy and the fuel bill to get the cunt up here from that far south.

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Posted 16 March 2019 - 09:30 AM

I have allocated the Junkwoman #37 - I trust that meets with her satisfaction?

 

Yeah, that's fine.

 

It just occurred to me that we have a joint account...


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Posted 16 March 2019 - 09:35 AM

I am torn between chancing my arm on a ticket as I have a spare insurance policy and the fuel bill to get the cunt up here from that far south.

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You know you want to.  You know you should!


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Posted 16 March 2019 - 09:39 AM

You know you want to. You know you should!

You're not helping Eddy. It's my birthday today too. SAKE.

Also you missed "Save fuel by dropping the Buick (and a Spitfire) in Barrow on the way north... " ;)

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Posted 16 March 2019 - 11:13 AM

I'm surprised this didn't sell out in minutes.  The look on my neighbours face if I was to park this next to his immaculate Tiguan is worth a tenner alone (plus the £300 I need to set aside to get it back to Northern Ireland).   Winging my wonga imminently. 


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Posted 16 March 2019 - 11:23 AM

Only 7 tickets left - a couple more and this can be drawn tonight, and then you too could be enjoying this view from your bedroom window.

 

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Unless you live in a bungalow obvs, in which case you'd have to climb up onto the roof.  But it'd be worth it.

 

What a sight. If anyone is worried about the missing chrome trim, I should still be able to source it in Germany or NL if needed, would save a lot when it comes to shipping costs. That applies to many other non-wear items as well. Its not exactly a struggle to keep these on the road with a minimum of dedication.


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???? ????????                              - Mystery New Car

1996 BMW E39 540i 6-Speed       - Getting it's Sills inspected

1996 BMW E39 528i                      - Contemplating whether to keep or sell...
1995 Lincoln Mark VIII LSC           - Now famous for having been on the Nordschleife

1995 Oldsmobile Aurora                - Fuel Filter finally replaced! Still doesn't start...
1992 Toyota Celsior C-Spec          - Now with new Alternator and PS Pump! Finding a Set of Coilovers next!
1991 Opel Senator 3.0 24V           - Now with new Fuel Hoses & Vacuum lines!


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Posted 16 March 2019 - 11:23 AM

Upon waking up this morning I had an unsettling flashback that, last night, in a state of almost catatonic masochism,I had done something truly horrifying and disadvantageous to my future self.

Following some internet history trawling (in itself, a harrowing experience) it was to this thread that I was lead.

Imagine the waves of relief that almost drowned me when I discovered the ticket I had sought to buy had been claimed by another rinky dink sociopath.

Please may I have number 41 instead?

 

No, that was me being a f*ckwit and getting confused between two shiters who have pink cartoon felines as their avatars.  Long day yesterday.  You have #48.


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Posted 16 March 2019 - 11:24 AM

It's a common problem that, I hear it a lot

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Posted 16 March 2019 - 11:29 AM

I am torn between chancing my arm on a ticket as I have a spare insurance policy and the fuel bill to get the cunt up here from that far south.

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If you take it easy it's barely less economical on a run than a Volvo.



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Posted 16 March 2019 - 12:15 PM

No, that was me being a f*ckwit and getting confused between two shiters who have pink cartoon felines as their avatars.  Long day yesterday.  You have #48.

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Posted 16 March 2019 - 01:54 PM

So, are we on for this evening.

Just so winner has a couple of days MOT left to get it home.


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Posted 16 March 2019 - 02:01 PM

I really don't want to have to go and collect this thing tomorrow.
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