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#61 OFFLINE   Junkman

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Posted 07 March 2019 - 11:02 AM

Sadly there hasn't been a station at Stalham since the Beeching axe.  Nearest station worthy of the name now is Hoveton & Wroxham.

 

 

 

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We couldn't find any journeys to match your outbound search. Please try again with different times or stations.

 

 

Can you please name the nearest station that is actually serviced by a train?


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#62 ONLINE   gadgetgricey

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Posted 07 March 2019 - 11:55 AM

Is it a date thing??

 

Just done a search out of curiosity and I'd be fine this Saturday from Birmingham

Last bit of my journey would be Norwich (10:45) > Hoveton & Wroxham (10:58)


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#63 OFFLINE   barmatt

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Posted 07 March 2019 - 12:49 PM

Can you please name the nearest station that is actually serviced by a train?

 

Norwich


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#64 OFFLINE   wuvvum

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Posted 07 March 2019 - 05:24 PM

Hoveton & Wroxham is on the Cromer line - normally there's a train every hour from Norwich until quite late in the evening.



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Posted 07 March 2019 - 07:35 PM

Fuck it, the wife’s in Bulgaria so 2 randoms for me please. I suspect this wouldn’t be a castration offence anyway as it’s correct hand drive for over there


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Posted 08 March 2019 - 01:43 AM

Norwich

 

Which is unfortunate, because Norritch is IMHO one of the undiscovered (by the mainstream) pearls.

Should I be unlucky enough to win this piece of shit, collection might be delayed for a night or three, due to me indulging in some nightlife that can only be classed as outstanding.


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Posted 08 March 2019 - 12:08 PM

What counts as nightlife in Norwich?

Eyeing up the lovelies at a Sexiest Turnip competition?


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Posted 08 March 2019 - 12:36 PM

What counts as nightlife in Norwich?

Eyeing up the lovelies at a Sexiest Turnip competition?

 

Keep your hands off my turnip!!


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Posted 08 March 2019 - 12:38 PM

A 'How Webbed are Your Fingers and Toes' contest?
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Posted 08 March 2019 - 12:40 PM

I find that remark offensive.  Not a single one of my twelve fingers is in the slightest bit webbed.


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Posted 08 March 2019 - 12:41 PM

I find that remark offensive.  Not a single one of my twelve fingers is in the slightest bit webbed.

 

That's NFN.


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Posted 08 March 2019 - 12:43 PM

12? You lucky bastard, a career as a classic pianist is on the cards.
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Posted 08 March 2019 - 01:16 PM

Go on, I will take number 52 as per usual (despite my best efforts to resist it). It is nearby, a GM barge and an opportunity to finally meet Wuvvum, which I am amazed has never happened despite being in the vicinity of him on multiple occasions.
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Posted 08 March 2019 - 01:46 PM

Well, this has progressed quickly!  I'll have number 33 if still available please? Otherwise a random.



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Posted 08 March 2019 - 02:50 PM

............ or a porn star.
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Posted 09 March 2019 - 10:18 AM

Over half way there.  Any more for any more?  I'd like to get the roffle drawn before the MOT runs out / the forum implodes.


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Posted 10 March 2019 - 03:26 AM

Bump.

 

Would you gentlefolks please have the decency to buy tickets for this?

I pretty much dislike the suspense that I could actually end up with this pile of shite.

So let's make this as quick as possible. Please.

 

Okay, I realise the downside is that you could actually be the winner.

But since when exactly is that deterring you cunts?

 

Come on, it's not a fucking Vauxhall after all.


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Posted 10 March 2019 - 08:11 AM

Oh go on, put me in for number 16 as well.... #weakwilled


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Posted 10 March 2019 - 08:28 AM

I might as well have a random , especially as I've ended up with the car that was part of the deal that lumbered you with this thing in the first place.
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Posted 10 March 2019 - 09:39 AM

One pls.
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Posted 10 March 2019 - 10:03 AM

 
Come on, it's not a fucking Vauxhall after all.


What is a Vauxhall anyway? Just some rebadged GM shite, so not entirely unlike this abomination.


One random please.
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Posted 10 March 2019 - 11:20 AM

I absolutely do not need this car, I haven't even gotten rid of the car I roffled to get more space. One random please.
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Posted 10 March 2019 - 02:04 PM

I’d better have number 15..
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Posted 10 March 2019 - 05:06 PM

Number 11 please.  I've almost bought this thing a few times and winning a roffle would be an undeniable sign that I need to finally own a Buick.


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Posted 11 March 2019 - 09:47 PM

Bump - 19 tickets left.



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Posted 11 March 2019 - 09:50 PM

Hm, sounds like we could really do with a Saturday draw to help the winner get it home.

One for Geordie in Exile, because there's no way I'm winning this.

Btw, I believe a non functioning ABS bulb is a minor, where one indicating a fault will fail. Could be wrong.
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Posted 11 March 2019 - 10:28 PM

18 to go.  Also forgot to add the battery tray arrived on Saturday - it's a bit big to go in t'ole though so will need a bit of trimming.



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Posted 11 March 2019 - 11:47 PM

I've asked and been told that under absolutely no circumstances am I allowed to enter this. Absolutely have to get rid of the Lada before I'm even allowed to slightly risk getting any more cars.

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Posted 12 March 2019 - 06:01 AM

How many tickets are you buying then?


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Posted 12 March 2019 - 10:10 AM

Hm, sounds like we could really do with a Saturday draw to help the winner get it home.

One for Geordie in Exile, because there's no way I'm winning this.

Btw, I believe a non functioning ABS bulb is a minor, where one indicating a fault will fail. Could be wrong.


Oh God. I'm not sure I want to win it either, and yet... I really do.

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