beko1987 Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 Are you there yet? The combined poo count could be high on this one! mrbenn, The Moog and bangernomics 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernMonkey Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 Currently well north of Tebay...the Moog has been trying to pluck up courage to pass a police car for the last 27 miles but to no avail. Poo count still at zero. Cavcraft, Tamworthbay, dome and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamworthbay Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 What is your estimated arrival time? Today or tomorrow? The Moog 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernMonkey Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 Definitely tomorrow. Stopping over tonight 90 minutes south of collection location which will hopefully be reached by mid-late morning. The Moog and Tamworthbay 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John F Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 Are you there yet? The combined poo count could be high on this one! Are we all involved in this? I've just had one. DeeJay 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernMonkey Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 In other news, the police car was finally passed and rate of progress is up approximately 20% PC still zero (thankfully, as we haven’t actually stopped yet) Jim Bell, The Moog, Exiled_Tat_Gatherer and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beko1987 Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 If your going up the a9, you'll experience the oddity of the 70mph average zone... I peeled off from the bus and convoy there to get to Dundee and deliver a hoover, and despite only doing 69.5mph I flew past everything as if I was doing 95. Was very strange! Ohdearme 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tayne Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 Does the collectee own a 5 ton forklift? beko1987 and The Moog 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan_ZTT Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 PC still zero (thankfully, as we haven’t actually stopped yet)Stopping's overrated, I've just witnessed a man projectile vomiting out of his window on the M42, while still driving... beko1987, Skizzer, The Moog and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beko1987 Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 Skillz The Moog, Skizzer and Parky 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remspoor Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 Are the Isle of Wight ferries working at the moment? If not I feel this collection will be stopping well short of another breakfast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohdearme Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 Stopping's overrated, I've just witnessed a man projectile vomiting out of his window on the M42, while still driving...Near Solihull? Probably unintentional, he probably just looked out the window and beheld the horror. Exiled_Tat_Gatherer, chodweaver and The Moog 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isaac Hunt Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 Stopping's overrated, I've just witnessed a man projectile vomiting out of his window on the M42, while still driving...Skill is that, gotta watch out for blow back though Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernMonkey Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 Currently a bit distraught. Just stopped for a break, bought a coffee from one of these self serve Starbucks machines and have now realised I paid for a grande cup but only pressed the tall button resulting in half a cup of coffee. Scotland 1 Lancashire 0 #firstworldproblems The Moog, Ohdearme, beko1987 and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernMonkey Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 Oh, and PC still nil. The Moog 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moog Posted February 16, 2019 Author Share Posted February 16, 2019 Overnight stop. Beers and pizza consumed. Scattegories about to begin. I think the collectee has got or is getting a forklift. Hoping it won't be needed tomorrow. Tamworthbay 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beko1987 Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 I'm not sure what to think of this tbh, at the moment shitefest 18 hasn't ended, as not every car returned home. By the time your finished tomorrow, it'll be officially over. I r sad The Moog 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inspector Morose Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 If it is, I’ll be surprised. And also fairly livid. mat_the_cat, The Moog and dome 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbenn Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 Oh, and PC still nil. Sorry, but just to be clear, it's been ALL DAY and not one of you has had a poo yet? I'm incredulous to say the least. Jim Bell 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tayne Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 Overnight stop. Beers and pizza consumed. Scattegories about to begin. I think the collectee has got or is getting a forklift. Hoping it won't be needed tomorrow. Be careful on the road in, it’s rather lumpy. The Moog 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beko1987 Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 If it is, I’ll be surprised. And also fairly livid.Huzzah, sf18 lives on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tayne Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 Well if they’re en-route to Chez Saabnut, what will they be returning with? A 9-3 wagon which has never been washed? A high-roof LDV? The rhd Holden Suburban? A green goddess with a rod knock? A p38 that’s a nice place to sit (whilst you wait for the aa man)? A p6 which is returning to th earth? Flat4, The Moog and LightBulbFun 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LightBulbFun Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 I hope its the RHD suburban towing the High roof LDV with the green goddess in the back of it mat_the_cat, The Moog, Twiggy and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moog Posted February 17, 2019 Author Share Posted February 17, 2019 Lancer has returned 41 mpgs so far which is fairly good. Sitting behind police car always helps I hope it is the green Goddess! So far both lady friends are enjoying the bracing Scottish air. najgleeds is having an existential crisis over what the hell is red pudding and how the chippy had so many choices including Nutella gnocchi. Tomorrow is about to get interesting... and I don't just mean the bowel movement counter.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tayne Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 Do you want us to come down and give you a hand? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moog Posted February 17, 2019 Author Share Posted February 17, 2019 We will likely be there from about 10ish if you fancy - always nice to meet shiter in the flesh We have many tools but extra swearing may be required! Flat4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernMonkey Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 Well if they’re en-route to Chez Saabnut, what will they be returning with? A 9-3 wagon which has never been washed? A high-roof LDV? The rhd Holden Suburban? A green goddess with a rod knock? A p38 that’s a nice place to sit (whilst you wait for the aa man)? A p6 which is returning to th earth?Yep, it could well be one of those. Operations will commence shortly...in the meantime, PC (personal) now stands at 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saabnut Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 Typically, after the day from hell yesterday and completely losing the day, my forklift mover has just phoned to say he will be collecting the forklift for me at 0845 this morning! Eeek! I have to take a battery up and get it running (last started about 6 months ago) so if I am not here when you arrive entertain yourself by admiring* the collection and I will be there shortly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernMonkey Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 Haha...no problem Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moog Posted February 17, 2019 Author Share Posted February 17, 2019 Today's journeys Kinross - saabnuts, saabnuts - Kinross, Kinross - Glasgow, Glasgow - Accrington. Wcpgw eddyramrod, Skizzer, RobT and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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