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#147661 OFFLINE   DVee8

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Posted 15 April 2019 - 06:15 PM

I fucking love it!!! It's like a lessshite/moreshite Pontiac Aztec..

Or a Chinese copy of a BMW X6-X4

 

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Just rolling along


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#147662 ONLINE   Saabnut

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Posted 15 April 2019 - 06:47 PM

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/AGEAAOSwZ...

https://www.ebay.co....MC/333154627793

 

Mother of god! take a look at this appalling POS. On top of the fact that it is utterly hideous, you also have to contend with the fact that the lad has completely dismantled it before advertising it.

 

This belongs to my mate Tony in Perth and it was dismantled by the PO (the Brechin antique dealer) and left in a shed. Tony bought it to save it from the scrappy (he also owns a lovely Fleur de Lys van) and then bought the pick up to put it on. The pick up is a nice example, the completed van would be less so in my opinion :-)



#147663 ONLINE   busmansholiday

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Posted 15 April 2019 - 07:10 PM

https://www.ebay.co....m4AAOSw9zdco13q

Hidden away in the parts section
https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/5m4AAOSw9...


I wheelied one of those in the rush hour once. Fell off backwards, fuck me did the car driver behind me laugh!
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#147664 ONLINE   doug

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Posted 15 April 2019 - 08:43 PM

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https://www.ebay.co....b8AAOSwFMtcs3f5


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#147665 ONLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 15 April 2019 - 08:46 PM

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https://www.ebay.co....wAAAOSwXDVcqOwH


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"As for actually admitting to liking Corsas on a public forum: you're a bollock-brained, biscuit-eating, faux-northern, bastardy, bollocky, wank-brain"

#147666 ONLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 15 April 2019 - 08:52 PM

This fabulous* Lancing Penis scooter apparently does 50mph. 

 

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https://www.ebay.co....MMAAOSw57xctMTL


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"As for actually admitting to liking Corsas on a public forum: you're a bollock-brained, biscuit-eating, faux-northern, bastardy, bollocky, wank-brain"

#147667 ONLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 15 April 2019 - 08:56 PM

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https://www.ebay.co....m0AAOSw19NchU7T


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"As for actually admitting to liking Corsas on a public forum: you're a bollock-brained, biscuit-eating, faux-northern, bastardy, bollocky, wank-brain"

#147668 ONLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 15 April 2019 - 08:57 PM

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https://www.ebay.co....SgAAOSwOANck1H6


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"As for actually admitting to liking Corsas on a public forum: you're a bollock-brained, biscuit-eating, faux-northern, bastardy, bollocky, wank-brain"

#147669 ONLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 15 April 2019 - 09:00 PM

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https://www.ebay.co....hgAAOSw5CRctEXZ

 

'Immaculate'


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"As for actually admitting to liking Corsas on a public forum: you're a bollock-brained, biscuit-eating, faux-northern, bastardy, bollocky, wank-brain"

#147670 ONLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 15 April 2019 - 09:01 PM

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https://www.ebay.co....bkAAOSwftNcl5X6


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"As for actually admitting to liking Corsas on a public forum: you're a bollock-brained, biscuit-eating, faux-northern, bastardy, bollocky, wank-brain"

#147671 ONLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 15 April 2019 - 09:03 PM

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https://www.ebay.co....MMAAOSwD4Rcs3aF

 

Worth looking at the 'living accommodation' if nothing else.


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"As for actually admitting to liking Corsas on a public forum: you're a bollock-brained, biscuit-eating, faux-northern, bastardy, bollocky, wank-brain"

#147672 ONLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 15 April 2019 - 09:11 PM

More two wheeled porn

 

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https://www.ebay.co....CEAAOSwnJpcsOCt

 

That colour is absolutely class.


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#147673 OFFLINE   anonymous user

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Posted 15 April 2019 - 09:25 PM

More two wheeled porn

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/MCEAAOSwn...


https://www.ebay.co....CEAAOSwnJpcsOCt

That colour is absolutely class.


That colour is known as Municipal Swimming Baths blue.
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#147674 ONLINE   strangeangel

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Posted 15 April 2019 - 09:30 PM

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https://www.ebay.co....ar/264274153651

 


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#147675 ONLINE   strangeangel

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Posted 15 April 2019 - 09:32 PM

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https://www.ebay.co....ve/293047480719


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Posted 15 April 2019 - 09:37 PM

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Sills are solid

 

 

 

*SCRAPPED - no longer available*

 

 

Probably for the best - based on the contents of the listing the seller is almost certainly a bellend.

 

https://www.ebay.co....nd/113692884716


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#147677 ONLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 15 April 2019 - 09:39 PM

That colour is known as Municipal Swimming Baths blue.

 

Ergo, Municipal Swimming Baths Pooh?

 

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https://www.ebay.co....T0AAOSwZrtcYyec


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"As for actually admitting to liking Corsas on a public forum: you're a bollock-brained, biscuit-eating, faux-northern, bastardy, bollocky, wank-brain"

#147678 OFFLINE   lesapandre

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Posted 15 April 2019 - 09:40 PM

Game over...

 

https://rover.ebay.c...tm/183772576953

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#147679 ONLINE   strangeangel

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Posted 15 April 2019 - 09:44 PM

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https://www.ebay.co....RS/312545526229


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Posted 16 April 2019 - 07:32 AM

https://www.leboncoi...1601152124.htm/

 

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#147681 OFFLINE   Nibblet

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Posted 16 April 2019 - 07:55 AM

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/CzcAAOSwH...
 

 
 

 
Probably for the best - based on the contents of the listing the seller is almost certainly a bellend.
 
https://www.ebay.co....nd/113692884716


Sounds alright I thought. Like someone off here!
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#147682 OFFLINE   Nibblet

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Posted 16 April 2019 - 07:57 AM

https://www.leboncoi...1601152124.htm/
 
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L'etude en brun? Or something like that. The dashboard plastic is a particularly nice material. Wonder why there's a wood block under the offside wiper.
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#147683 OFFLINE   lesapandre

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Posted 16 April 2019 - 08:10 AM

P4X4

 

This whole generation of old P4 Auntie Rovers which have been such a staple of the classic car world for decades are increasingly turning up like this in poor condition as their high quality build increasingly falls victim to time, decay and indifference. Still lots about but what future for them as they slip out of the motoring memory of those who remember them as a prestiege quality car? All the Stans and Freds who cherished them will stand down from caring for them and it's going to be up to a new generation to decide their fate. As a type of car expensive to own and run now they need more work I'd say the future is bleak? Their lifeline is free road tax and MoT and low emmissions exemption, as well as an active owners club, but will that be enough in this era of competing calls on peoples time and money and rapidly changing taste and society?

 

They don't turn up in a film franchise, have a significant racing history, are very rare, wear an exotic badge or have a continuing purpose like an old 4x4 for example. They are just nice old cars that have come to us down two or three generations of owners but is that enough?

 

People are sentimental about cars in scrap yards but salvation requires time, money and dedication not just a warm fuzzy sentiment that they should not perish.

 

Are they interesting/useful/fun enought to spark the next generation to preserve them?

 

If these were a bunch Landrovers of the same era they would fly when for sale...therein lies the issue. Trick or treat? Only time, as ever, will tell. But for this bunch of old aunts it looks like trick not treat.

 

https://rover.ebay.c...tm/202652095588

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#147684 OFFLINE   Jon

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Posted 16 April 2019 - 12:05 PM

Madonna on a horse, look at this!!!

 

 

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pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff.

 

That's the noise of all automotive want exiting my body in one large involuntary expulsion.

 

https://www.trademe....c184c68ca15-022


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#147685 ONLINE   Greekshite

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Posted 16 April 2019 - 12:36 PM

https://www.car.gr/4...fiat-belvendere

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#147686 ONLINE   Greekshite

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Posted 16 April 2019 - 12:40 PM

https://ghgroup.car....s/view/6954991/

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Posted 16 April 2019 - 12:40 PM

https://ghgroup.car....s/view/6954964/

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Posted 16 April 2019 - 12:41 PM

https://ghgroup.car....s/view/6688199/

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Posted 16 April 2019 - 12:41 PM

https://ghgroup.car....s/view/6954214/
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#147690 OFFLINE   somewhatfoolish

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Posted 16 April 2019 - 01:22 PM

In the vein of the Tanks-a-lot sequence; one owner, ridden hard and put away wet. Needs some TLC.

 

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