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#145051 ONLINE   anonymous user

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Posted Yesterday, 09:25 PM

Added to watch list.


If you buy that I'll be one of your best friends (whether you like it or not)
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#145052 OFFLINE   Skizzer

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Posted Yesterday, 09:27 PM

If you buy that I'll be one of your best friends (whether you like it or not)


So will the local Jag service and repair place.
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#145053 ONLINE   anonymous user

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Posted Yesterday, 09:30 PM

So will the local Jag service and repair place.


But not your bank manager
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#145054 ONLINE   Hertz

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Posted Yesterday, 09:33 PM

INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITY

 

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https://www.ebay.co....sUAAOSwuilcYJwh


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#145055 ONLINE   Hertz

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Posted Yesterday, 09:36 PM

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https://www.ebay.co....ZvZY:rk:10:pf:0


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#145056 ONLINE   Hertz

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Posted Yesterday, 09:41 PM

sheep scratch post

 

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https://www.ebay.co....5kAAOSw3eRcYcxZ


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1994 Renault Alpine A610

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#145057 ONLINE   Junkman

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Posted Yesterday, 09:43 PM

Added to watch list.

 

Yes, but is your drinks cabinet sufficiently stocked with intoxicating liquids?


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#145058 ONLINE   Junkman

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Posted Yesterday, 09:45 PM

 

 

Being the ruthless speculator arsehole I am, I watchlisted this.


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#145059 ONLINE   320touring

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Posted Yesterday, 10:15 PM

Yes, but is your drinks cabinet sufficiently stocked with intoxicating liquids?


He doesn't need the drink... £4.50 worth of fish and chips is all it takes
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#145060 OFFLINE   busmansholiday

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Posted Yesterday, 10:30 PM

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/b5kAAOSw3...

https://www.ebay.co....5kAAOSw3eRcYcxZ


If the seller is not on here they should be. Excellent description, would buy again ( or in this case would run away).

#145061 ONLINE   Junkman

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Posted Yesterday, 10:45 PM

He doesn't need the drink... £4.50 worth of fish and chips is all it takes

 

But drinks could yield a much more hilarious result.


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#145062 OFFLINE   DVee8

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Posted Yesterday, 11:42 PM

https://www.facebook...94539507974412/

 

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Just rolling along


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#145063 OFFLINE   DVee8

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Posted Yesterday, 11:44 PM

https://www.facebook...16068155502901/

 

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Just rolling along


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BMW 320dGT M-Sport.

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#145064 OFFLINE   vulgalour

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Posted Today, 01:49 AM

If you can weld/fill/paint, there's probably a bloody nice mark up on this.
 
https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/6SAAAOSwn...
 
https://www.ebay.co....AYAAOSwWiJcZcDH
 
Then just get one of those 'Zetec inside' stickers for the back window and go round telling 'UR MUM' jokes and pretend you live 15 years ago.


In the late eighties, a family friend (who always smelled of Poison), had one the spit of this. My abiding memory is that the starter motor on it was fucked, so being a resourceful sort, she'd always reverse onto the drive when she got home so she could coast out facing the right way to bump start it down the street. Except for when she ran out of street and just kept going onto the main road through the estate and hoped nobody was there when she got there. She never spent money on a car unless she had to.
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#145065 ONLINE   egg

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Posted Today, 02:35 AM

https://www.facebook...08952083097134/

 

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1967 Mk12c Invacar, 1993 Ford Mondeo 1.6 base, 1995 Mazda 323c 1.5 auto.


#145066 ONLINE   MorrisItalSLX

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Posted Today, 07:28 AM

This is very beige.

 

https://www.ebay.co....6C/333075761075

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/8sIAAOSwm...

 

 

This is very man made:

 

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/DroAAOSwr...

 

 

This is a very adequate cylinder count:

 

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/yEkAAOSwp...

 

 

 

 

 

I SAID SKIZZER TO THE CHROME PLATED LEAPER SHAPED TELEPHONE, FFS!

 

'Ken Oath!

 

Stick a mirror on the door and not a bloody thing more.


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#145067 ONLINE   Steve79

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Posted Today, 07:50 AM

https://www.milanunc...a-290655224.htm

Giffer trinkets galore!

#145068 ONLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted Today, 08:17 AM

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https://www.ebay.co....&frcectupt=true

 

£300 no reserve.


"As for actually admitting to liking Corsas on a public forum: you're a bollock-brained, biscuit-eating, faux-northern, bastardy, bollocky, wank-brain"

#145069 ONLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted Today, 08:23 AM

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Bad boy, Rex, look what you've done

 

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https://www.ebay.co....VxiL:rk:10:pf:0

 

99p start, no reserve.

 

*Watchlists.


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"As for actually admitting to liking Corsas on a public forum: you're a bollock-brained, biscuit-eating, faux-northern, bastardy, bollocky, wank-brain"

#145070 ONLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted Today, 08:29 AM

20 yarder CF

 

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https://www.ebay.co....cYAAOSwajRcZy4P


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"As for actually admitting to liking Corsas on a public forum: you're a bollock-brained, biscuit-eating, faux-northern, bastardy, bollocky, wank-brain"

#145071 ONLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted Today, 08:31 AM

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https://www.ebay.co....wwAAOSwn2pcZyk6


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"As for actually admitting to liking Corsas on a public forum: you're a bollock-brained, biscuit-eating, faux-northern, bastardy, bollocky, wank-brain"

#145072 ONLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted Today, 08:32 AM

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https://www.ebay.co....JYAAOSwUTZcZyUl


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"As for actually admitting to liking Corsas on a public forum: you're a bollock-brained, biscuit-eating, faux-northern, bastardy, bollocky, wank-brain"

#145073 OFFLINE   11001010

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Posted Today, 08:40 AM

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https://www2.chileau...D-7689149?s=240


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#145074 OFFLINE   11001010

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Posted Today, 08:42 AM

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https://www2.chileau...D-7689138?s=240


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#145075 OFFLINE   cort16

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Posted Today, 08:49 AM

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https://www.gumtree....ible/1330169690


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I estimate this car needs £3000 maybe £4000 spending on it to get it rite and when this is done it will be wotrth about £1500!!


#145076 OFFLINE   11001010

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Posted Today, 08:51 AM

1989 Mercedes Benz 708 E motorhome

 

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https://www2.chileau...D-7677571?s=400


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#145077 OFFLINE   Skizzer

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Posted Today, 09:19 AM

Driving a Zastava branded Fiat 900 double cab home from Chile: now that would be a collection thread.
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#145078 ONLINE   colc

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Posted Today, 09:24 AM

 

 

 

"threw all the gears"..where....and can you get them back...?


You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish

#145079 ONLINE   Hooli

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Posted Today, 09:56 AM

Do the SVM fancy a day out? This keeps appearing on the FB sidebar for me & I know they'll love it.

 

https://www.facebook...netego_ssfy_www

 

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#145080 ONLINE   tul66

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Posted Today, 10:21 AM

This is, surely, about as perfect a Capri as is possible to buy.

 

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/KBkAAOSw0...

 

 

https://www.ebay.co....BkAAOSw0ylcVwVu

 

 

I disagree, this is the perfect condition for a Crapi; horrible things!

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