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#1 OFFLINE   Squire_Dawson

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Posted 10 February 2019 - 08:35 AM

No secret this time. Breakfast.

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Squeak, rattle and roll.

 

 

Thanks restorer.

 

Save the Pangolins.

 

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Posted 10 February 2019 - 09:11 AM

Good luck - hope it all goes well.

 

Ford V8 Pilot ?


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Posted 10 February 2019 - 09:17 AM

Morris 8 series E
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#4 OFFLINE   Squire_Dawson

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Posted 10 February 2019 - 09:35 AM

Nope, nope.

My chariot awaits:

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Squeak, rattle and roll.

 

 

Thanks restorer.

 

Save the Pangolins.

 

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1959 Humber Super Snipe - Gas guzzler

1962 Morris 1000 Traveller - English Tudorbethan

1975 Austin Allegro 1100 DL - m'Lod

 

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#5 ONLINE   Mally

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Posted 10 February 2019 - 09:36 AM

That white thing with no roof.


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#6 OFFLINE   Conrad D. Conelrad

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Posted 10 February 2019 - 11:02 AM

We’re at a petrol station which used to look like this:

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Posted 10 February 2019 - 11:08 AM

Good luck - hope it all goes well.

 

I hope it'll be much more entertaining than that.

 

Those collection threads about 54 plate VAG or Ovlov shit that makes the 40 mile journey without incident are getting a bit tiresome.


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Posted 10 February 2019 - 11:13 AM

No Junkman this time, for reasons possibly known to him and not to us.

 

1.

 

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2. I'm not traveling six hours in a Mini or something even worse.


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Posted 10 February 2019 - 11:14 AM

Ooooooooo. I bet there's 0% disappointment anywhere in this thread.
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Posted 10 February 2019 - 11:17 AM

 
Those collection threads about 54 plate VAG or Ovlov shit that makes the 40 mile journey without incident are getting a bit tiresome.

 

But also ...

 
I'm not traveling six hours in a Mini.




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Posted 10 February 2019 - 11:49 AM

And your point is?


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#12 ONLINE   Jim Bell

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Posted 10 February 2019 - 12:23 PM

And your point is?


There's no points on the internet man. Just complaining and attempts a humour.
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Posted 10 February 2019 - 12:26 PM

The sun is comming out here, it's the perfect day for a convertible collection.

Enjoy.


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Posted 10 February 2019 - 12:27 PM

Quality breakfast.

 

Hoping for a quality collection


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Posted 10 February 2019 - 12:29 PM

is it older than my father?


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Posted 10 February 2019 - 12:30 PM

When you get home, front wheels off, loosen the three bolts holding the front shocks & twat them inwards with a soft mallet. The precise* manufacturing tolerances*  mean you'll normally end up with as much negative camber as the expensive front line kit provides. This means you can steer on the throttle in the dry & always use 'a dab of oppo' in the wet.


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Posted 10 February 2019 - 12:31 PM

It's persisting down here, it's the perfect day for a convertible collection.

Enjoy.

EFA, eh Craig??? ;)


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Posted 10 February 2019 - 12:33 PM

Is it something BMC?
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Posted 10 February 2019 - 01:46 PM

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Squeak, rattle and roll.

 

 

Thanks restorer.

 

Save the Pangolins.

 

Current shite:

1952 Morris Oxford Series MO - Sidevalve Shite

1959 Humber Super Snipe - Gas guzzler

1962 Morris 1000 Traveller - English Tudorbethan

1975 Austin Allegro 1100 DL - m'Lod

 

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Posted 10 February 2019 - 02:16 PM

Ooh very nice
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Posted 10 February 2019 - 02:16 PM

*demands a Wollard*


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#22 OFFLINE   Conrad D. Conelrad

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Posted 10 February 2019 - 03:15 PM

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Five minutes to unlock and open a car door, beat that thieves.

(We can’t get it to close now)
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Posted 10 February 2019 - 03:18 PM

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Squeak, rattle and roll.

 

 

Thanks restorer.

 

Save the Pangolins.

 

Current shite:

1952 Morris Oxford Series MO - Sidevalve Shite

1959 Humber Super Snipe - Gas guzzler

1962 Morris 1000 Traveller - English Tudorbethan

1975 Austin Allegro 1100 DL - m'Lod

 

Please look out for hedgehogs!


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Posted 10 February 2019 - 03:24 PM

EFA, eh Craig??? ;)


:D I'm still cold.
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Posted 10 February 2019 - 03:36 PM

It's got the wrong steering rack.

Pre 72 are much stronger for Stock cars.

Edit, I may even have a rack for that if it's not gone for scrap. I'll have a look.


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Posted 10 February 2019 - 03:47 PM

Is it small, or just far away?
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Posted 10 February 2019 - 03:48 PM

Why are the bumbers made from some weird non warping shiny stuff?

The tidemark is impressive. Notice how it mimics the bow wave.


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Posted 10 February 2019 - 03:51 PM

The A-Series collection grows larger. Slightly. Nice one.


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Posted 10 February 2019 - 03:53 PM

Is it small, or just far away?

 

Both.

It's a bit like getting in a Mummy sleeping bag.


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Posted 10 February 2019 - 05:38 PM

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Five minutes to unlock and open a car door, beat that thieves.

(We can’t get it to close now)

 

I never locked mine as it was easier and quicker to pop the first clip on the hood & reach inside to unlock it than get the keys out of my pocket.


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