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#61 ONLINE   Sloth in a bowl

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Posted 05 March 2019 - 02:29 PM

I have been invited to go to Paris on a school trip on this date...

I have declined as I’d prefer to be in Cannock with you lot.

Am I a bit mad...?


Are you going to turn up with a coach load of confused school kids? We can all pretend to speak French if it helps.
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Posted 05 March 2019 - 08:30 PM

I met a couple of French guys over christmas. I could invite them along to add to the atmos?

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Posted 05 March 2019 - 08:49 PM

I'm in, are we doing the game?


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Posted 05 March 2019 - 10:28 PM

^ JULIAN!!!!!  :D


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Posted 05 March 2019 - 11:14 PM

Are you going to turn up with a coach load of confused school kids? We can all pretend to speak French if it helps.


Additionally I can pretend to be a coach driver; I reckon the kids I take to school would be pretty confused if the normal 35 minute school run took about five hours to complete, with extra bewilderment involved in ending up in fucking Cannock.

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Posted 06 March 2019 - 09:26 AM

I'm in, are we doing the game?


Yes, the Autoshite auction game will be in action.
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Posted 08 March 2019 - 09:26 PM

I'd like to come along and join the fun as Cannock isn't far from me. :-)


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Posted 08 March 2019 - 11:43 PM

You will be most certainly welcome.
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Posted 09 March 2019 - 02:33 PM

Trucker's Rest A5 for bacon first, remember  :)


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Posted 09 March 2019 - 04:48 PM

Trucker's Rest A5 for bacon first, remember, or i will eat it all  :)


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Posted 10 March 2019 - 01:16 AM

Trucker's Rest A5 for bacon first, remember :)


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Posted 10 March 2019 - 08:36 PM

Only a couple of weeks now!
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Posted 10 March 2019 - 08:53 PM

So is there an auction riffle going on then?

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Posted 10 March 2019 - 09:39 PM

The LS400 hasn't been washed since the last Cannock action.

 

It's basically brown now.


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Posted 10 March 2019 - 10:02 PM

Does anybody going want a load of home brew kit? I'm having a clear out as I have no time to use this stuff and my beer drinking is somewhat less than it used to be. A couple of tubs, a pressure barrel, a load of bottles and two kits with brewing sugar. You may need to get some fresh yeast.

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Posted 11 March 2019 - 10:24 AM

Alas I cannot make it as it is my brother's 40th birthday do, which means I will be frustratingly close by.

Anyone want my plotter, or indeed any other shite if I'm passing?
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Posted 11 March 2019 - 04:32 PM

anything planned for after the auction?  Is it worth booking room for Saturday night as well?



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Posted 11 March 2019 - 10:46 PM

Anybody London or South East based coming to this? I need to get a book about lighting a lot closer to Light Bulb Fun than it is at the moment.

I would post it but it’s a heavy one, it’s an big old hardback designed for architects and the like.

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Posted 13 March 2019 - 07:24 AM

As per another thread..

 

http://autoshite.com...shop/?p=1769716

 

Somewhere to pop over and have a look on the afternoon.


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Posted 15 March 2019 - 03:10 PM

Trucker's Rest A5 for bacon first, remember  :)

 

What time will you be at the Trucker's Rest? 


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Posted 15 March 2019 - 05:04 PM

Usual format to ensue. Meet Friday evening for a dinner, stay the night, 0900 at The Trucker's Rest for breakfast then round to the auctions for the auction game. Afternoon activity up for discussion as usual.



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Posted 16 March 2019 - 12:03 AM

ARSE, FECK, its an work day :-( and i'm sure West Midlands Ambulance Service would frown on me "going out-of-area" in a works veehicule  :mrgreen: 


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Posted 16 March 2019 - 12:27 AM

Anybody London or South East based coming to this? I need to get a book about lighting a lot closer to Light Bulb Fun than it is at the moment.

I would post it but it’s a heavy one, it’s an big old hardback designed for architects and the like.

 

Outlaw Bob is coming from Romford, which is either Essex or east London, depending.


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Posted 16 March 2019 - 09:15 AM

I've got a he boy next weekend. I could drag him along kicking and screaming I suppose!
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Posted 16 March 2019 - 11:00 AM

What time will you be at the Trucker's Rest? 

 

Any time from 9am onward.  Most arrive around 9.30ish.

 

We're hard to miss.

 

:)


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Posted 16 March 2019 - 11:12 AM

ARSE, FECK, its an work day :-( and i'm sure West Midlands Ambulance Service would frown on me getting £250 in the auction for a works veehicule  :mrgreen:



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Posted 16 March 2019 - 11:29 AM

I'm only going to be able to make this now if I can get rid of the sofa bed from the spare room before next Saturday. Otherwise the day will be needed clearing the garage of the old living room suite so it can go in there.

 

*wanders off to try and flog sofa bed to Autoshitists*


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Posted 16 March 2019 - 10:27 PM

I'm only going to be able to make this now if I can get rid of the sofa bed from the spare room before next Saturday. Otherwise the day will be needed clearing the garage of the old living room suite so it can go in there.

*wanders off to try and flog sofa bed to Autoshitists*


Or bring it with you and hold an impromptu auction...

Or even enter it in the Cannock auction, it’ll be better than most of the rammel entered!
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Posted 16 March 2019 - 11:50 PM

I've got a he boy next weekend. I could drag him along kicking and screaming I suppose!

 

you could always get mr fowler to explain how up is down again! lol


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Posted 17 March 2019 - 03:54 PM

 

 

Outlaw Bob is coming from Romford

Romford? 

 

Cheeky twat, it's Grays. Much posher*


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