Now for something slightly amusing.
2 recent emails.
Marek - I like your volvo, i live in Dartford, you drive car to me, i give you £1000. If i dont take car, i give you petrol.
Me - As the buyer, you come to me, thats how it is done. So no, i wont be driving to you. You live approx 15 miles from me.
Surely you have friends that could drive you to view/buy my car?
Marek - ok sorry i change my mind, good luck to sell you car.
K - Hi mate still got the volvo.
Me - Yes mate, my volvo is for sale.
K - Look my offer is £500.
Me - Look...I laugh at your teenage girl offer.
K - £650
Me - Im still laughing at your offer...but keep trying, your nearly at a sensible offer.
Years ago, when i advertised a car for sale...I always wrote - No dreamers, No messers, No tyrekickers.
My wife used to say that by writing this, i was coming across as rude/arrogant.
I said to her, yes, yes i was..............but it cuts out a lotta bullshit.