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Volvo C70 T5 GT Coupe, 240 BHP, 1998, Low Mileage.

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#31 OFFLINE   volvoman

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Posted 28 January 2019 - 01:34 PM

You can say cunt here, but you can't say mong, retard or spaz...

 

Make of that what you will.

I guess, its all in the context then. ;-)

 

Once I get another garage built I am considering one of these. So while the time is not right I'd like to see someone on here bring it to Scotland so when it is next moved on I have the option!

 

Very nice motor.

Its true then............................the Scotts are trying to amass, all things Volvo.



#32 OFFLINE   volvoman

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Posted 28 January 2019 - 01:55 PM

Now for something slightly amusing.

 

2 recent emails.

 

Marek - I like your volvo, i live in Dartford, you drive car to me, i give you £1000. If i dont take car, i give you petrol.

 

Me - As the buyer, you come to me, thats how it is done. So no, i wont be driving to you. You live approx 15 miles from me.

Surely you have friends that could drive you to view/buy my car?

 

Marek - ok sorry i change my mind, good luck to sell you car.

 

 

 

2nd email.

K - Hi mate still got the volvo.

 

Me - Yes mate, my volvo is for sale.

 

K - Look my offer is £500.

 

Me - Look...I laugh at your teenage girl offer.

 

K - £650

 

Me - Im still laughing at your offer...but keep trying, your nearly at a sensible offer.

 

 

 

Years ago, when i advertised a car for sale...I always wrote - No dreamers, No messers, No tyrekickers.

My wife used to say that by writing this, i was coming across as rude/arrogant.

I said to her, yes, yes i was..............but it cuts out a lotta bullshit.


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#33 OFFLINE   volvoman

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Posted 02 February 2019 - 03:56 PM

Car is now sold...thanks for the interest.

One of the best cars Ive ever owned(for the money).

 

A fellow Volvo enthusiast bought it (yes...........................................................................................he is Scottish too).

He caught the train down from Manchester today (£60 squid for the ticket).

 

These Volvo lovin Scotts....................they are a canny bunch. ;-)

 

Cheers Paul.


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