Jim Bell Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 With the Roffle Focus claimed, the missus is in need of a dailly. Something dependable, boring and economical. Luckily Autoshite is occasionally fruitful in such bounties so I'm off down the road to collect something absolutely uninteresting. If art could describe my emotions, it would do thusly. Kringle, Rusty_Rocket, shoddybanger and 12 others 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted January 17, 2019 Author Share Posted January 17, 2019 Up with the milkmen. It's so cold that my dog is blurred. 1st leg will be Ford shaped. The missus kindly offered to drive me some of the way. eddyramrod, The Moog, mrbenn and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted January 17, 2019 Author Share Posted January 17, 2019 And we are off! Heading north! Making good time thus far and the p.c. is worryingly zero. rantingYoof, Stanky, Junkman and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted January 17, 2019 Author Share Posted January 17, 2019 Automobile to train. Heading west. Choo Choo! I'm a driver. Fucking thing is only on time too! The Moog, Exiled_Tat_Gatherer, Junkman and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted January 17, 2019 Author Share Posted January 17, 2019 Ok I have no idea how any of this works. Which way do I go for the WORST PLANE? I've never flown before. Wish me luck. Dick Longbridge, Dave_Q, wuvvum and 18 others 21 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 Good luck M8. Jim Bell 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig the Princess Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 Good luck Biggles, chod speed. Jim Bell and eddyramrod 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skattrd Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 20190117_070803.jpg I've never flown before. Wish me luck. Good luck m9, I do find it odd thinking there are grown up people in this country who haven't flown before. Cue half of Autoshite claiming never to have flown before. Aston Martin, clayts450, eddyramrod and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted January 17, 2019 Author Share Posted January 17, 2019 Flying food. Wholesome breakfats. Every airport should have a Greg's. Junkman, dome, Eddie Honda and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loserone Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 Keep hold of that bottle Bon voyage! Jim Bell and Kringle 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddyramrod Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 Good luck m9, I do find it odd thinking there are grown up people in this country there who haven't flown before. Cue half of Autoshite claiming never to have flown before.Are you suggesting some of us are "grown up" whatever that is? Junkman, The Moog and Jim Bell 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kringle Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 "Boring thread" Gets on a plane... Junkman, Jim Bell and Aston Martin 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bangernomics Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 Happy travelings Jim Bell 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted January 17, 2019 Author Share Posted January 17, 2019 Good luck m9, I do find it odd thinking there are grown up people in this country there who haven't flown before. Never had any need. Too poor and disinterested for holidays and no travel for work. Eavb 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted January 17, 2019 Author Share Posted January 17, 2019 "Boring thread" Gets on a plane...Boring car, collection. The car is boring. The collection is quite exciting. For me anyway. Flat4, Shirley Knott, Junkman and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moog Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 Gets up, scratches head, pours coffee, let's see what's going on in AS world. Boring collection ... Better have a browse as munching toast ... It's the man of many names and of interesting toileting.... He's getting on plane.. For the first time..... Notice that 5 minutes have disappeared...Have important things to do....Instead of rushing to do them decided to post nonsense... Good luck ! mrbenn, Aston Martin, GrumpiusMaximus and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted January 17, 2019 Author Share Posted January 17, 2019 I'm through security and now I'm in a shopping centre. What is the fuck is going on? Is this even a real airport!? I'm gonna follow the herd. clayts450, Flat4, oldcars and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stanky Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 Enjoy! Have fun on a real plane with actual propellers like its still 1947 or something. Its definitely still 1947 where you're going to end up Jim Bell and Junkman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skattrd Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 Airports are usually full of shops that are no cheaper than elsewhere (despite tax free claims etc) and expensive eateries. Junkman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
320touring Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 Oooh! A Barry Shitpeas production..starring Wilson Wilson *Watches intently* Jim Bell and mrbenn 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted January 17, 2019 Author Share Posted January 17, 2019 P.c. up one to one. dome, GrumpiusMaximus, oldcars and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twiggy Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 I`ve never flown. The mere thought of it petrifies me ! Good luck with the collection. Worisit ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted January 17, 2019 Author Share Posted January 17, 2019 . Junkman, loserone and Aston Martin 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jumpingjehovahs Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 Enjoy your first Mile High Poo and chodspeed! Junkman and Jim Bell 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lacquer Peel Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 Is it a Japanese car made in France? Jim Bell 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted January 17, 2019 Author Share Posted January 17, 2019 Look at this absolute load of toilet. Yup. This is me. It was nice knowing you all. SierraMikeHotel, Stanky, eddyramrod and 11 others 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted January 17, 2019 Author Share Posted January 17, 2019 Enjoy your first Mile High Poo and chodspeed! Flight time is an hour and 20 mins mate. I'm hoping to have two. jumpingjehovahs, drum, w00dy and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hooli Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 Cue half of Autoshite claiming never to have flown before. The only times I've flown commercially was the two planes getting back from Austria when my bike died last year. What a boring unpleasant experience, I shan't be doing it again. (Except I'd like to fly to/from Barra one day to experience a beach runway) forddeliveryboy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Bell Posted January 17, 2019 Author Share Posted January 17, 2019 I`ve never flown. The mere thought of it petrifies me ! I wasn't bothered until EXACTLY NOW. rantingYoof, Junkman, Shirley Knott and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldcars Posted January 17, 2019 Share Posted January 17, 2019 Shame the steps are so far from the plane. That's a hell of a jump for the passengers.Cabin crew doors armed for departure and Jim Bell's bowels to manual please and cross check. Jim Bell, SiC, Junkman and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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