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A roffle attempt to foist more big, luxury* chod on another shiter. Also foresail £350.

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#91 OFFLINE   aldo135

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Posted 22 January 2019 - 11:06 PM

3 and 51 please!
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'01 Renault Megane 1.4

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#92 OFFLINE   Ohdearme

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Posted 22 January 2019 - 11:39 PM

3 and 51 please!


Ha ha ha :)
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Audi A1 Sport Diseasel - Wife shite
Ford Galuxury 2.0 Aspen

Ford Mondeo Ghia X - Roffling Off

SAAB 9-5 Aero Estate - MOT disasterz
Mazda 3 1.4 - Borrowed Dad shite -
Saab 9-5 2.3lpt - Roffled Off - Pending Collect

 


#93 OFFLINE   chodweaver

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Posted 23 January 2019 - 12:13 AM

Can #19 please be reassigned to bangernomics, on my account.

Thanks

 

Done


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'Ridiculing shit engineering for over half a century'

 

Vomit colour Corsa 1.4 Comfort badermatic (the one constant, reliable thing in my life /Quentin)

XM 2.1 SEDTurbo (leaky driveway ornament)

LT Multicruiser (guest bedroom and backup kitchen)

Mk1 MR2 (rumours of its health are lies)

 

In the Voyager Sanitorium:

Chrysler Graf Spee Limited 3.3 + LPG (suspected OMGHG, Driver's window failure, ABS, AC and driver's seat heater failures)

Spears and reapers Chrysler Graf Spee Limited 3.3 + LPG (suspected long term abuse by PO, passenger's window failure)

 

(I'm sure I've forgotten at least one...)


#94 OFFLINE   chodweaver

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Posted 23 January 2019 - 12:13 AM

3 and 51 please!

 

Done


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'Ridiculing shit engineering for over half a century'

 

Vomit colour Corsa 1.4 Comfort badermatic (the one constant, reliable thing in my life /Quentin)

XM 2.1 SEDTurbo (leaky driveway ornament)

LT Multicruiser (guest bedroom and backup kitchen)

Mk1 MR2 (rumours of its health are lies)

 

In the Voyager Sanitorium:

Chrysler Graf Spee Limited 3.3 + LPG (suspected OMGHG, Driver's window failure, ABS, AC and driver's seat heater failures)

Spears and reapers Chrysler Graf Spee Limited 3.3 + LPG (suspected long term abuse by PO, passenger's window failure)

 

(I'm sure I've forgotten at least one...)


#95 OFFLINE   chodweaver

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Posted 23 January 2019 - 12:22 AM

Half the tickets allocated...

 

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'Ridiculing shit engineering for over half a century'

 

Vomit colour Corsa 1.4 Comfort badermatic (the one constant, reliable thing in my life /Quentin)

XM 2.1 SEDTurbo (leaky driveway ornament)

LT Multicruiser (guest bedroom and backup kitchen)

Mk1 MR2 (rumours of its health are lies)

 

In the Voyager Sanitorium:

Chrysler Graf Spee Limited 3.3 + LPG (suspected OMGHG, Driver's window failure, ABS, AC and driver's seat heater failures)

Spears and reapers Chrysler Graf Spee Limited 3.3 + LPG (suspected long term abuse by PO, passenger's window failure)

 

(I'm sure I've forgotten at least one...)


#96 OFFLINE   Ohdearme

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Posted 30 January 2019 - 12:13 PM

No doubt those missing out on the Audi cab will jump* at this bump :D
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Audi A1 Sport Diseasel - Wife shite
Ford Galuxury 2.0 Aspen

Ford Mondeo Ghia X - Roffling Off

SAAB 9-5 Aero Estate - MOT disasterz
Mazda 3 1.4 - Borrowed Dad shite -
Saab 9-5 2.3lpt - Roffled Off - Pending Collect

 


#97 OFFLINE   yes oui si

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Posted 30 January 2019 - 12:18 PM

I meant the Galaxy, sorry.

 

Mind changed... Four randoms, ta.

Where is it again? Probably somewhere absurdly south.


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#98 OFFLINE   Ohdearme

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Posted 30 January 2019 - 12:19 PM

Mind changed... Four randoms, ta.

Where is it again? Probably somewhere absurdly south.


Over Manchester way iirc

Audi A1 Sport Diseasel - Wife shite
Ford Galuxury 2.0 Aspen

Ford Mondeo Ghia X - Roffling Off

SAAB 9-5 Aero Estate - MOT disasterz
Mazda 3 1.4 - Borrowed Dad shite -
Saab 9-5 2.3lpt - Roffled Off - Pending Collect

 


#99 OFFLINE   yes oui si

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Posted 30 January 2019 - 12:22 PM

Over Manchester way iirc

 

Cheers. Only mildly ridiculously south then :D


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Bought = purchased. Brought = relocated
Lose = misplace/opposite of win. Loose = your mum






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