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#1 OFFLINE   fordperv

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Posted 11 January 2019 - 02:18 PM

Well we are going to pick up Mrs fps runaround today, it's not going to be an action packed thread as it's only about 60 miles away but as I havnt collected anything for a while thought I'd do one all the same, hopefully we will see some interesting things on the way

A couple of you may guess what it is
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#2 OFFLINE   tooSavvy

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Posted 11 January 2019 - 02:20 PM

We need pictures....

And some when you have the car!
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Posted 11 January 2019 - 02:20 PM

MGF?
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Posted 11 January 2019 - 02:27 PM

Don't forget to take spare underpants. Collections haven't been going too well lately.
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Posted 11 January 2019 - 03:08 PM

Just stopped to collect cash from the cash point then we're on our way

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Posted 11 January 2019 - 04:12 PM

Just stopped to collect cash from the cash point then we're on our way

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Taking your own low loader for recovery...............


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Posted 11 January 2019 - 04:20 PM

Is this an escort by chance. I actually like them.
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Posted 11 January 2019 - 04:39 PM

Is this an escort by chance. I actually like them.


No it’s his wife, not a rental.
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Posted 11 January 2019 - 04:46 PM

Are we there yet?


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Posted 11 January 2019 - 04:52 PM

I'm here a little early just waiting for the seller

10 points to taxi Paul yes it is an escort cabriolet

Here's the first view of it

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Posted 11 January 2019 - 05:26 PM

That Sierra is proper fit.


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Posted 11 January 2019 - 05:33 PM

Nice disco!  :-D


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Posted 11 January 2019 - 06:04 PM

Tis the season to be topless.

 

Get a roof race vid done!


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Posted 11 January 2019 - 06:30 PM

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A happy Mrs fp with her purchase

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Posted 11 January 2019 - 06:32 PM

Given a choice. I would pick the blue car in front over the blue one behind. I can probably get tablets for it.
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Posted 11 January 2019 - 06:36 PM

Top job, also those are amongst my favourite wheels

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Posted 11 January 2019 - 08:05 PM

Mondano Si wheels are they not?


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Posted 11 January 2019 - 08:13 PM

Bonny thing. I've been having fucking kittens watching that wagon passing so close to my Cossie though
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Posted 11 January 2019 - 08:14 PM

They are the 15" Escort gti wheels (mondeo were 16") also available as an option through the rs accessory catalogue, I presume they were opted new alongside the rs accessory skirts spoiler and rear bumper
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Posted 11 January 2019 - 08:18 PM

That's pretty fit, well bought.
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Posted 11 January 2019 - 08:22 PM

red5 is a fantastic highly knowledgeable chap, had a great time meeting him

Cheers red5
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Posted 11 January 2019 - 08:24 PM

That fucking Sierra tho. If I wasn’t so attached to the bASe then I’d have to have a Sapphire.

Absolutely top banana. Moar pics please. And frequently.
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Posted 11 January 2019 - 10:14 PM

was one for sale very near me, but i couldnt justify owning 3 cars


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Posted 11 January 2019 - 10:34 PM

was one for sale very near me, but i couldnt justify owning 3 cars


I wish we only had 3 this is number 6
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Posted 11 January 2019 - 10:39 PM

Roof down in January for commitment to the cause. That Sapphire looks fantastic, I always used to want the GLS Sapphire, the one with the moulded headrests in.
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Posted 12 January 2019 - 12:38 AM

Bonny thing. I've been having fucking kittens watching that wagon passing so close to my Cossie though


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Posted 12 January 2019 - 06:50 AM

I wish we only had 3 this is number 6


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Posted 12 January 2019 - 07:15 AM

That's pretty fit, well bought.

We've already covered this:

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Posted 12 January 2019 - 07:23 AM

(Pssst... Not a cosssie)

I didn't notice the cossie comment even though I liked it, a couple of minutes before red5 arrived his neighbour also mistook my car for a cossie, I suppose it's the only thing people see these days these "lesser models" get overlooked and get no love

Matty the saph is a 2.0 gls and is bog standard bodywork and bumper wise, but your not the only one who has got mistaken people usually see shiney paint and the spoiler (which is standard his but shared with the cosworth)
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Posted 12 January 2019 - 08:00 AM

Nice cars you have there fp. Especially like Mrs fp's Escort Cabriolet.


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