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#1 OFFLINE   Kiltox

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Posted 10 January 2019 - 04:56 PM

Do not adjust your set.
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#2 ONLINE   HarmonicCheeseburger

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Posted 10 January 2019 - 04:59 PM

Oh this should be good, *gets a seat*

 

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#3 OFFLINE   The Moog

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Posted 10 January 2019 - 05:08 PM

All of these mid week collections are really spoiling us! 


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#4 OFFLINE   Kiltox

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Posted 10 January 2019 - 05:09 PM

This one will take place over multiple days and really isn’t very exciting but you can’t have it all :D
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#5 OFFLINE   Kiltox

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Posted 10 January 2019 - 05:52 PM

Let’s get this party started

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Posted 10 January 2019 - 06:12 PM

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Posted 10 January 2019 - 06:24 PM

Chodspeed!
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#8 ONLINE   HarmonicCheeseburger

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Posted 10 January 2019 - 06:28 PM

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Posted 10 January 2019 - 07:42 PM

Interesting...


sigs are shit, wgaf?


#10 OFFLINE   Kiltox

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Posted 10 January 2019 - 07:58 PM

M6 is at a complete standstill J14. Yay.

I’m obviously not driving right now officer.
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Posted 10 January 2019 - 08:13 PM

M6 is at a complete standstill J14. Yay.

I’m obviously not driving right now officer.

Yep, been closed MB for hours I'm afraid, your about 5 mins from me, hope you get moving soon..

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#12 OFFLINE   Kiltox

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Posted 10 January 2019 - 08:13 PM

Yep, been closed MB for hours I'm afraid, your about 5 mins from me, hope you get moving soon..
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Fuck. Why do I never check the traffic ??
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Posted 10 January 2019 - 08:51 PM

The m6 was on lbc travel at 6pm, even I knew about it from Buckinghamshire!
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Posted 10 January 2019 - 08:53 PM

Oops... Hope you packed a pie or 2...

Lanes are closed on the M6 motorway in one direction following an accident tonight.

Highways England and the Central Motorway Police Group are at the scene of the accident, which has taken place on the Northbound carriageway between Junction 14 (Stafford North) and junction 15 (Hanchurch/Stoke-on-Trent).


Traffic England are currently reporting the event is expected to clear by 11.30pm this evening, with two lanes still shut.

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Posted 10 January 2019 - 08:56 PM

M6 is at a complete standstill J14. Yay.

I’m obviously not driving right now officer.


Welcome to my world. Almost.

Sideways is the only way forwards!

 

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Posted 10 January 2019 - 08:58 PM

The m6 was almost shut 15-16 yesterday.....it’s astupid piece of road driven by select inconsiderate drivers

Sideways is the only way forwards!

 

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#17 OFFLINE   beko1987

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Posted 10 January 2019 - 09:00 PM

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Crikey look at that! I'd hate to be stuck in that needing a piss...
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Posted 10 January 2019 - 09:00 PM

:o

He's realised his mistake and he's getting the sublime Panpan Onehundo back!!!
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Posted 10 January 2019 - 09:06 PM

Made it to Stafford services. Only taken an hour to go about a mile and a half. Food time. Motorway still looks rammed.
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Posted 10 January 2019 - 09:43 PM

You could listen to this in the car :

 

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#21 OFFLINE   Kiltox

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Posted 10 January 2019 - 09:46 PM

White flag waved - I’m knackered and the motorway is still rammed, with 4.5 hours to go on a good day (so fuck knows how many) I’ll reconvene at about 5AM.

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Posted 10 January 2019 - 09:50 PM

Seeing the Primera on the little ANPR screen I had to enter the reg into to “pay” for overnight parking was quite cool - proper grainy dark photo yet it picks out the plate perfectly (despite the front plate being s bit broken). Impressive stuff.
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Posted 10 January 2019 - 09:58 PM

You've done the right thing.  Sleep well!


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Posted 10 January 2019 - 11:23 PM

I'm glad you got the traffic not me!


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Posted 10 January 2019 - 11:59 PM

Kiltox..............

App store > Waze > then click that arrow that downloads it

;) ;) ;)
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#26 OFFLINE   Kiltox

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Posted 11 January 2019 - 12:00 AM

Kiltox..............
App store > Waze > then click that arrow that downloads it
;) ;) ;)


I wouldn’t tend to use a sat nav for a journey I’ve done a thousand times. Granted I’m in this hotel as a result :D
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Posted 11 January 2019 - 12:05 AM

The m6 was almost shut 15-16 yesterday.....it’s astupid piece of road driven by select inconsiderate drivers


That might have had something to do with a number of migrants being discovered in the back of a lorry...
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Posted 11 January 2019 - 06:44 AM

Don't understand why they couldn't have got them all on a bus and out of there in half an hour.

sigs are shit, wgaf?


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Posted 11 January 2019 - 07:01 AM

Don't understand why they couldn't have got them all on a bus and out of there in half an hour.

They legged it on to the motorway I think I read, so it had to be closed for safety of both the runners and drivers.

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Posted 11 January 2019 - 07:20 AM

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