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#91 OFFLINE   clayts450

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Posted 11 January 2019 - 11:45 AM

Paul Brown may be able to help, although it may mean you sending bits of the car through the post to him in Brighton. Very very trusted person in MGR circles, and what he doesn't know about electronics in these cars ain't worth knowing - send him a message, he's really helpful

 

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Posted 11 January 2019 - 12:39 PM

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You can all stop suggesting other people who might fix it now.
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Posted 11 January 2019 - 12:43 PM

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You can all stop suggesting other people who might fix it now.

 

That's yours that is :-D

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Posted 11 January 2019 - 01:00 PM

Mine's a TF, different clocks! :D

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Posted 11 January 2019 - 01:01 PM

Do you not also have an F?

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Posted 11 January 2019 - 01:04 PM

Maybe....


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Posted 11 January 2019 - 01:24 PM

Are you alowed to tell us how you fixed it Mr_Scary?


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Posted 11 January 2019 - 01:40 PM

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Yeah, trace power from battery until you find the break, then jump it.
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Posted 11 January 2019 - 01:47 PM

Circuit board cracked from repeated mashings of button?

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#100 OFFLINE   Jim Bell

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Posted 11 January 2019 - 02:05 PM

Well done all concerned. Life would be boring if it was predictable eh?

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Posted 11 January 2019 - 02:07 PM

So have we had a collection thread lately where the car didn't break down?

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Posted 11 January 2019 - 02:09 PM

Just wait until I win this 205 with a horrible knocking noise coming from the engine on Saturday night..


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#103 OFFLINE   Jim Bell

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Posted 11 January 2019 - 02:09 PM

So have we had a collection thread lately where the car didn't break down?


Don't say that. I'm getting on a plane to collectioneer something on Thursday.

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Posted 11 January 2019 - 02:10 PM

Don't say that. I'm getting on a plane to collectioneer something on Thursday.

As long as the plane doesn't break down...
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Posted 11 January 2019 - 02:12 PM

As long as the plane doesn't break down...


This is my primary concern yes. I'm going to ask the driver to check his fob before take off.
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Posted 11 January 2019 - 02:18 PM

^^ I think that's going to be the ultimate challenge for 2019 - being the first to kollekshun without involving some or all of Auto Aid, five shiters who live on different landmasses, a tame CERN physicist, the ghost of Claire Rayner, and/or the Coldstream Guards marching band...

 

Great result for all involved, though!

 

I've known worse MGF collections...


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Posted 11 January 2019 - 02:19 PM

It's not home yet!

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Posted 11 January 2019 - 02:21 PM

driver


Do not call a Pilot the "aeroplane driver". They don't like it. Found this out the hard way once... it was even someone I knew and they knew I was joking.

Awkwards.
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Posted 11 January 2019 - 02:25 PM

It's not home yet!



Please don't stop on way home to count your actual chickens.
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#110 OFFLINE   Jim Bell

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Posted 11 January 2019 - 02:26 PM

Do not call a Pilot the "aeroplane driver". They don't like it. Found this out the hard way once... it was even someone I knew and they knew I was joking.

Awkwards.


Like when you call a dentist a mouth vet?

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Posted 11 January 2019 - 02:26 PM

Or tell your barrister how you like your coffee...


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Posted 11 January 2019 - 02:30 PM

Or ask your tobacconist what his fastest time down the Cresta Run was.
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Posted 11 January 2019 - 03:16 PM

Or call someone a pianist when they clearly don’t play the piano?

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Posted 11 January 2019 - 03:41 PM

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If I win this I will literally drive it around.


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Posted 11 January 2019 - 03:47 PM

Has someone taken the big elastic band off?

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#116 OFFLINE   loserone

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Posted 11 January 2019 - 04:10 PM

Not sure, I don't know what these goods are supposed to look like.

It's definitely a lot more characterful* than an MX5!

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Posted 11 January 2019 - 04:14 PM

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The centre bar sometimes needs a helping hand or it jams the roof.

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Posted 11 January 2019 - 04:19 PM

So have we had a collection thread lately where the car didn't break down?


Kindly get yourself to fuck when I’m half way through a 700 mile delivery and collection :D
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Posted 11 January 2019 - 04:19 PM

Roof opens fine once you know how to..
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Posted 11 January 2019 - 05:14 PM

The 'lastic band that attaches itself to the two cross struts is an easy way to make topless motoring an actual thing.

 

Unzip the rear screen fully first and make sure it's folded a bit, then lob the roof back. The placky screens can crack in cold weather.

 

Lobbing the roof back and forwards is a one handed affair. Really easy when you get the knack. 


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