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#1 OFFLINE   Hooli

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Posted 09 January 2019 - 01:45 PM

I might* have left a deposit on a car, sight unseen & booked train tickets for tomorrow.... Clues are - Not french Junkman approved transmission and fuel Contains an adequate number of cylinders


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Posted 09 January 2019 - 01:52 PM

A V12 Jag it is then?

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Posted 09 January 2019 - 01:57 PM

A V12 Jag it is then?

 

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Posted 09 January 2019 - 02:23 PM

Does it have a supercharger, mister?


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Posted 09 January 2019 - 02:24 PM

Does it have a supercharger, mister?

Very warm...


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Posted 09 January 2019 - 02:27 PM

Bet you're going to be ELAted with this.



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Posted 09 January 2019 - 02:45 PM

Bet you're going to be ELAted with this.

 

Wrong!

 

I test drove that & it didn't grab me & say 'buy me', this is something else further away.


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Posted 09 January 2019 - 02:50 PM

Is it a four seater?

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Posted 09 January 2019 - 02:54 PM

If an XJR-6 was considered inadequate on the cylinder count and it has a Supercharger but not quite a V12 Jag, whatever could it be?

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Posted 09 January 2019 - 02:56 PM

Must admit I'm scratching my head here...



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Posted 09 January 2019 - 02:58 PM

Is it American by any chance?

 

ETA not enough cylinders.



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Posted 09 January 2019 - 03:04 PM

They aren't clues, they're a given.


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Posted 09 January 2019 - 03:05 PM

V12 Bimmer.


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Posted 09 January 2019 - 03:08 PM

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Posted 09 January 2019 - 03:21 PM

V12 Bimmer.

 

Behave! I'm not RBJ, ze germin junk indeed! the very idea offends my soul.


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Posted 09 January 2019 - 03:22 PM

Is it a four seater?

 

Insurance says 5.

 

If an XJR-6 was considered inadequate on the cylinder count and it has a Supercharger but not quite a V12 Jag, whatever could it be?

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Is it American by any chance?

 

ETA not enough cylinders.

 

No, because I drive around corners occasionally.


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Posted 09 January 2019 - 03:22 PM

Does it have a supercharger, mister?

  

Very warm...

  

V12 Bimmer.

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Posted 09 January 2019 - 03:23 PM

Oh the big reveal is due for about 4pm tomorrow.


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Posted 09 January 2019 - 03:37 PM

Supercharged Range Rover - that'll do it


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Posted 09 January 2019 - 03:48 PM

LS400?  Green one?


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Posted 09 January 2019 - 03:55 PM

What weight is it?

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Posted 09 January 2019 - 04:15 PM

What weight is it?


Oh the big reveal is due for about 4pm tomorrow.


About 12 hours.
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Posted 09 January 2019 - 04:21 PM

I make that 24 hours myself
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405 with no head, Leaf, 206 GTI with a knackered axle, Legacy H6 Spec BMGF VVC

 

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Posted 09 January 2019 - 04:31 PM

I reckon it is a supercharged 4litre jag, ie X308. If so, good choice!


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Posted 09 January 2019 - 04:36 PM

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Posted 09 January 2019 - 04:39 PM

I reckon it is a supercharged 4litre jag, ie X308. If so, good choice!

 

I must be too obvious...good call Nick.

 

Now can you find which one? it's south of me so I'll have to go via that thar lundan place to get to it.


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Posted 09 January 2019 - 04:46 PM

I recon its a Rialto.


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Posted 09 January 2019 - 04:48 PM

DW8 Berlingo
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Posted 09 January 2019 - 04:52 PM

I make that 24 hours myself

FFS. Serves me right for trying to be a smartarse.
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Posted 09 January 2019 - 05:06 PM

I must be too obvious...good call Nick.

 

Now can you find which one? it's south of me so I'll have to go via that thar lundan place to get to it.

 

This one at a guess......

 

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