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#31 OFFLINE   Ghosty

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Posted 09 January 2019 - 05:08 PM

That's his own car :grin:


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Posted 09 January 2019 - 05:59 PM

fuck it.jpg

 

I was anticipating a Series 2 Land Rover fitted with a 3.0 six cylinder and BW35 Baderbox from a P5

(also fitted with a series 3 bulkhead, dash and door hinges to cause the maximum number of aneurysms at a Series 2 Owners Club meeting)


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Posted 09 January 2019 - 06:29 PM

That's his own car :-D

:lol:

 

easy collection

 

train just for the fun* of it :lol:


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Posted 09 January 2019 - 06:32 PM

That's his own car :-D

 

That will teach me to read the thread! :-)


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Posted 09 January 2019 - 08:05 PM

I know what it is!
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Posted 09 January 2019 - 09:14 PM

I might* have left a deposit on a car, sight unseen & booked train tickets for tomorrow....

 

Clues are -

 

Not french

Junkman approved transmission and fuel

Contains an adequate number of cylinders

 

Looking at those clues i Can only deduce that

 

you live in Kuwait AICMFP

 

invacar is not french (nor does it contain any french parts I dont think?), has a literal Automatic transmission in the truest sense, and 2 cylinders is considered adequate right?, so you must be the one who bought the 5 grand invacar  :mrgreen:



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Posted 09 January 2019 - 11:28 PM

Looking at those clues i Can only deduce that

 

you live in Kuwait AICMFP

 

invacar is not french (nor does it contain any french parts I dont think?), has a literal Automatic transmission in the truest sense, and 2 cylinders is considered adequate right?, so you must be the one who bought the 5 grand invacar  :mrgreen:

 

I'm not that sodding mental, besides I'm getting a lot more cylinders & a proper car for a lot less than that price.


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Posted 09 January 2019 - 11:31 PM

Alarm clock is set to give me loads of time to wander into town off the bus & get cashprizemonies from the bank before train time.

 

Currently sat with a glass of Scapa, a damn nice Orcadian whisky in a pre-celebration of getting a car I've wanted since they first appeared.


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Posted 10 January 2019 - 09:02 AM

Exciting* update.

 

I'm eating toast before gathering my phone charger, kindle & twat nav together then walking to the bus stop.


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Posted 10 January 2019 - 09:42 AM

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Posted 10 January 2019 - 09:44 AM

Time to change the thread title is it not.

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Posted 10 January 2019 - 09:56 AM

XK8?


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Posted 10 January 2019 - 10:35 AM

Time to change the thread title is it not.

I can't find how on twattatalk and I can't use the mobile version on my phone as the twattatalk banner covers the login button and won't go away.
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Posted 10 January 2019 - 10:37 AM

XK8?

I wish, those are still out of range with the engine they deserve.

Now sat in a pub with a pocket full of money awaiting a fry up as I wait for my train. I left too early as normal.
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Posted 10 January 2019 - 10:42 AM

I can't find how on twattatalk and I can't use the mobile version on my phone as the twattatalk banner covers the login button and won't go away.

Yay I managed to get to the full version for the first time ever. Title amended.

It's my phone not the forum, that bit of screen isn't properly responsive on my touch screen.
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Posted 10 January 2019 - 10:43 AM



Now sat in a pub with a pocket full of money awaiting a fry up as I wait for my train. I left too early as normal.


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Posted 10 January 2019 - 10:50 AM

I wish, those are still out of range with the engine they deserve.

Now sat in a pub with a pocket full of money awaiting a fry up as I wait for my train. I left too early as normal.

 

Whoever thought tomatoes were a good breakfast accompaniment was a sadist,

 

Is the car made in England, and will you be forever known as Prescott?


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Posted 10 January 2019 - 10:57 AM

Whoever thought tomatoes were a good breakfast accompaniment was a sadist,

Is the car made in England, and will you be forever known as Prescott?

Tomatoes are good when hot, that one wasn't.

Yes, at least until the Sovereign sells.
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Posted 10 January 2019 - 11:35 AM

What an inspiring* view to await public transport. 4c909ae8f90293227015f167a148266b.jpg
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Posted 10 January 2019 - 12:14 PM

Why is there always a loud bunch of yanks with their dumb accents talking constantly in the quiet carriage?
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Posted 10 January 2019 - 12:32 PM

So many giffers. :shock:


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Posted 10 January 2019 - 12:34 PM

Now sat in a pub with a pocket full of money awaiting a fry up as I wait for my train. I left too early as normal.

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This is a strong entry, use of sausage breakwater technique and the egg placement is an inventive way to keep it out of the bean juice.

Can only really dock points for only 1 egg and no black pudding so 8/10.
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Posted 10 January 2019 - 12:35 PM

 

 

Where's the fucking toast! Tight gits - you gotta dock for no triangled toast!



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Posted 10 January 2019 - 12:56 PM

This is a strong entry, use of sausage breakwater technique and the egg placement is an inventive way to keep it out of the bean juice.

Can only really dock points for only 1 egg and no black pudding so 8/10.

You have to allow for a price just over £4 including the drink. I sat no to toast as I'd had that at home.

I'm approaching my first train change at Stevenage now...
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Posted 10 January 2019 - 01:00 PM

It's a light blue metallic Rover 45 1.8 CVT.

 

The other clues were just bollocks.


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Posted 10 January 2019 - 01:18 PM

It's a light blue metallic Rover 45 1.8 CVT.

The other clues were just bollocks.

Lol.

No.
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Posted 10 January 2019 - 01:19 PM

Metal tube thingy no2 is much less posh than the previous one.

Now heading for East Croydon. 0dcae85327b06ba81ab73aa43fd28386.jpg
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Posted 10 January 2019 - 01:57 PM

Is that an unattended bag, quick pull the communication cord.
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Posted 10 January 2019 - 02:28 PM

Is that an unattended bag, quick pull the communication cord.

Attended by quite a good looking lass actually.

I'm on the third train now anyway. Arrival at 15:22 then a taxi to the seller.
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Posted 10 January 2019 - 03:25 PM

I'm in Uckfield. I've not been back in Sussex since I left to move north, I've not missed it.

The seller said he might be here to pick me up, but isn't answering his phone. Hopefully that just means he's driving.
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