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A PT Cruiser is just for Christmas, not for life ALL UR CHROME TAT TO CAVCRAFT PLEASE

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#271 OFFLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 11 January 2019 - 07:01 AM

Hands up who thinks Binhoker should get a pm?
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#272 OFFLINE   barefoot

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Posted 11 January 2019 - 07:05 AM

A pm and a cheap car.
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#273 ONLINE   Datsuncog

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Posted 11 January 2019 - 07:40 AM

A pm, a wolf t-shirt and an Elvis CD.

 

 

 

 

Presley, not Costello.


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#274 OFFLINE   Dan_ZTT

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Posted 11 January 2019 - 08:21 AM

[hand]
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#275 OFFLINE   sporty-shite

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Posted 11 January 2019 - 08:27 AM

^hand^

Must include chrome flames, though.
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 some potato headed fanny faced shitberg of a cunt in a silver hatchback

 

#276 OFFLINE   Eddie Honda

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Posted 11 January 2019 - 01:47 PM

12 years ago, my mate went on holiday with his mate to the US of A.

They hired a car and hit the road... 8) 

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So why post that here?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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#277 OFFLINE   John F

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Posted 11 January 2019 - 02:22 PM

I hope they pushed it in that river.


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#278 OFFLINE   Eddie Honda

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Posted 11 January 2019 - 03:08 PM

No record of it ending up in Ellery Lake, California unfortunately. It did go to Vegas and then back to San Francisco.



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Posted 11 January 2019 - 04:09 PM

12 years ago, my mate went on holiday with his mate to the US of A.
They hired a car and hit the road... 8)

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Thelma and Louise have let themselves go a bit
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Posted 11 January 2019 - 04:17 PM

Yes. Send him a pm. Go and knock on his house. Take advantage of him while he is delusional. Sorry I meant help the lad out if he clearly wants to save and use this wonderful car. Must have some red flame stickers on his ebay watch list. There is one by me fully chromed up and shiny black. Quite nice actually.
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#281 OFFLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 11 January 2019 - 04:38 PM

Bin Hoker has official* first dibs.


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#282 OFFLINE   pandamonium

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Posted 11 January 2019 - 05:01 PM

Second dibs



#283 OFFLINE   binhoker668

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Posted 11 January 2019 - 05:05 PM

Okey dokes - there has been much hand wringing in Bridgford today, but I shall duck out of this finally.  Many thanks to Cavcraft for his patience.  I guess we just cannae face paying 'real' money for this!

Pandamonium - go for it Sir!

Cheers to all concerned.

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#284 OFFLINE   pandamonium

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Posted 11 January 2019 - 05:16 PM

I just got an insurance quote of 3 times the amount of the Corolla. For that reason, I'm out. 


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Posted 11 January 2019 - 05:19 PM

Roffle

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Posted 11 January 2019 - 05:23 PM

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#287 OFFLINE   binhoker668

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Posted 11 January 2019 - 05:37 PM

Yeah it’s a shit turn out alright.
January is a crap month for funds! I’m trying to avoid accepting a loan (my first) from Lloyds atm. And also, have you SEEN the AX on eBay at the moment? Strewth.

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Posted 11 January 2019 - 08:01 PM

(packs suitcase and books appointment with doctor for jabs before driving to Billyville in AM)

 

There's still approx 14 hrs ish before I leave....mebbe a last minute deal can be struck with someone.

 

Assuming the PVC is match fit of course.....dropped its rear view mirror again and sucked all the electrickery out of its battery when I attempted to visit the fuel stop this evening to feed it. Ungrateful bastard.

 

I swear these buggers know when their owners are up to something.

 

Anyway the car needs to be gone tomorrow, wherever it ends up, as I need to switch the insurance onto an incoming, ETA Sunday.

 

I'll set my sat nav to Destination Autoshite in the morning


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Posted 11 January 2019 - 08:24 PM

You should just dump it at a random members House, and we all chip in for whatever the fuel costs...
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Posted 11 January 2019 - 08:29 PM

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Posted 11 January 2019 - 08:37 PM

Imagine waking up to a PT cruiser on your drive


Sadly Mrs BMH would be happy at that !!!

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Posted 11 January 2019 - 08:46 PM

By the look of them you could tell a half decent joke and get elected king of the Cruiser owners clan in point seven of an minute.

 

BILLY IS OOOHT.


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Posted 11 January 2019 - 08:48 PM

I was one of the few who actually wanted to win this fecker, purely to convert it into a van to advertise the business. I’ve got neither the time or disposable readies to do anything with it (this is assuming my better half is liable to view this thread) but please don’t let it get to the last resort situation if you know what I mean.


She has seen this thread!
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Posted 11 January 2019 - 08:54 PM

Does she know how to get to Chester? :)


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Posted 11 January 2019 - 08:55 PM

She can be offered a lift of she wants!
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Posted 11 January 2019 - 08:56 PM

coffin cars are great


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Posted 11 January 2019 - 09:02 PM

You should just dump it at a random members House, and we all chip in for whatever the fuel costs...

 

That would work. 5p each please.

 

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Posted 11 January 2019 - 09:21 PM

I love the bus routes Google puts in handily! Mmm, 20 minutes by car or 1h45m and 2 changes on the bus?
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Posted 11 January 2019 - 09:23 PM

Imagine waking up to a PT cruiser on your drive


If your BinHoker though

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#300 OFFLINE   binhoker668

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Posted 12 January 2019 - 11:41 AM

Oooooh yer a funny man.....
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