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#31 ONLINE   Fabergé Greggs

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Posted 14 February 2019 - 09:46 AM

Wooooo

Starting bid:

0.99
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#32 OFFLINE   bub2006

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Posted 14 February 2019 - 09:47 AM

It's a 1.9 Turbo D

It's a possibility. It's half term next week so I'm off, I'm sure my son would love* a nice long car journey

We'd have to come to some arrangement to cover expenses. But I get staff discount on Train fares so I'd be mostly fuel cats

My sister's zafira died and we need a car for her with MOT in it.

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Posted 14 February 2019 - 09:48 AM

I have a strict no diesel rule, so I'll bid £60 please.
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#34 OFFLINE   bub2006

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Posted 14 February 2019 - 09:50 AM

I'm sorry,sister said no. Apparently it's too old. Fucking women.
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#35 OFFLINE   bub2006

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Posted 14 February 2019 - 09:57 AM

She has only a few hundred quid yet moon and stick interface. Why do I bother

#36 OFFLINE   holbeck

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Posted 14 February 2019 - 10:01 AM

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Go on. You know you want to.

#37 ONLINE   Fabergé Greggs

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Posted 14 February 2019 - 10:01 AM

I'm sorry,sister said no. Apparently it's too old. Fucking women.

 

 

To be fair, turning down a ropey old Citroen* doesn't seem a good enough reason to diss the entire fairer sex. 

 

*No disrespect to the FS thread, it's a peach in my eyes obvs


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Posted 14 February 2019 - 10:03 AM

£75 bid from me
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Posted 14 February 2019 - 10:03 AM

£76

*Sorry, edited as I've just read the rules.
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Posted 14 February 2019 - 10:04 AM

Sniped*!

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Posted 14 February 2019 - 10:10 AM

I know what's going to happen, we're all going to get in a frenzy and bid £300 when 24 hours ago it was £185. 

 

And by that token: £80!


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Posted 14 February 2019 - 10:11 AM

£99.99
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Posted 14 February 2019 - 10:12 AM

Due to distances involved, it would be madness for me to get involved in this.

 

 

 

£101


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Posted 14 February 2019 - 10:15 AM

To be fair, turning down a ropey old Citroen* doesn't seem a good enough reason to diss the entire fairer sex.

*No disrespect to the FS thread, it's a peach in my eyes obvs

My sister and wife are both as bad and on that basis alone I judge all my comments!

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Posted 14 February 2019 - 10:17 AM

£99.99

 

Come on, live up to your username


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#46 OFFLINE   500tops

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Posted 14 February 2019 - 10:29 AM

Come on, live up to your username


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Posted 14 February 2019 - 10:58 AM

I have a strict no diesel rule, so I'll bid £60 please.

No diesel but LHM-curious?

£111.11
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Posted 14 February 2019 - 11:08 AM

Precisely that.  If you win, can I relay it a bit?  I'll pop £10 in your bid if so


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#49 ONLINE   garbaldy

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Posted 14 February 2019 - 11:12 AM

I've already acquired 7 cars this year so I'm out as I really have no space left at the inn now.

I'll bid £120

What are the rules then ?
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#50 OFFLINE   davehedgehog31

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Posted 14 February 2019 - 11:14 AM

Do you happen to know if it's a Bosch or Lucas pump out of interest?


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Posted 14 February 2019 - 11:16 AM

Precisely that. If you win, can I relay it a bit? I'll pop £10 in your bid if so

Thanks! £133.33 with L1's contribution.

Do you happen to know if it's a Bosch or Lucas pump out of interest?


Definitely a Bosch pump. With an exception, the ultra rare non intercooled 'SD' all Xantia TDs use Bosch pumps.
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Posted 14 February 2019 - 11:29 AM

Damn, I'm flat on my ass broke due to a dodgy bathroom.
When is the deadline for this 'Auction' ?
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Posted 14 February 2019 - 11:38 AM

Damn, I'm flat on my ass broke due to a dodgy bathroom.
When is the deadline for this 'Auction' ?

24 hours after the last bid.

There's a link to the rules in the post announcing the auction.

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#54 OFFLINE   davehedgehog31

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Posted 14 February 2019 - 11:40 AM

487 miles, a bit of a ridiculous distance for a collection caper.

 

I bid £124


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Posted 14 February 2019 - 11:42 AM

487 miles, a bit of a ridiculous distance for a collection caper.

I bid £124

Thought the bid was 133 ?

So I'll go 134
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Posted 14 February 2019 - 11:58 AM

£147
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Posted 14 February 2019 - 12:26 PM

Im confused now - whats the BIN price ?


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Posted 14 February 2019 - 12:42 PM

Im confused now - whats the BIN price ?

 

There's not really a BIN

 

I'm just going to let the auction play out.



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Posted 14 February 2019 - 12:46 PM

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Airport collection possible.
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Posted 14 February 2019 - 05:38 PM

Ahh ok , sorry . Thought your previous post said I had first dibs - got a bit confused

One of the funniest things ive read on here - RIP Dave

 

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Brilliant... late in for lunch I fired up an off-brand pot noodle and while carrying it to the lounge successfully spilled it all over myself, burned the piss out of my hand, soaked my phone with the juice, soaked a load of expense receipts I was also carrying and it hit the hall floor and just fucking exploded....it was literally dripping from the ceiling in my newly decorated hallway. The obvious and considered reaction was to throw an immediate, massive paddy and boot the fucker down the hall while screaming, which has made the whole scenario about 18 times worse.






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