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1995 BMW 518i (E34) 163k MOT Nov '19 needs little niggles fixing, PMs SENT!

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#31 OFFLINE   aldo135

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Posted 02 December 2018 - 06:05 PM

3 and 30 please!
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#32 OFFLINE   Pegasus79

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Posted 02 December 2018 - 06:07 PM


Put me down for no.39 please.

#33 OFFLINE   bramz7

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Posted 02 December 2018 - 08:09 PM

Now updated. 


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#34 OFFLINE   RobT

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Posted 02 December 2018 - 08:22 PM

I'll have a random please.
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#35 OFFLINE   bramz7

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Posted 02 December 2018 - 08:36 PM

To entice people, I have an idea. £10 for one, £17.50 for two, £25 for three?

 

 

This includes all currently allocated.


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buyer of impulse, seller of regret

 

Current fleet:

 

1995 BMW 518i 

1995 Rover 820Si.

2001 BMW 318i SE Touring.


#36 OFFLINE   Partridge

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Posted 02 December 2018 - 08:46 PM

Three randoms for £25, please.


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#37 ONLINE   Minimad5

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Posted 03 December 2018 - 02:16 AM

Interested in the three for £25 deal.

Number 5 & two random please
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#38 OFFLINE   bramz7

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Posted 03 December 2018 - 10:01 AM

Shall update later. Somehow I ended up messaging the guy who offered me £250 again in error, who told me it 'definitely isn't worth £400'.

buyer of impulse, seller of regret

 

Current fleet:

 

1995 BMW 518i 

1995 Rover 820Si.

2001 BMW 318i SE Touring.


#39 OFFLINE   GeordieInExile

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Posted 03 December 2018 - 10:07 AM

FIT.

One random, please!

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#40 OFFLINE   The Reverend Bluejeans

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Posted 03 December 2018 - 10:47 AM

Shall update later. Somehow I ended up messaging the guy who offered me £250 again in error, who told me it 'definitely isn't worth £400'.

 

 

But you told him he's 'definitely a twat'?


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#41 OFFLINE   bramz7

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Posted 03 December 2018 - 10:49 AM

No I just deleted the conversation. If he wants it, he can pay what I want for it.

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1995 BMW 518i 

1995 Rover 820Si.

2001 BMW 318i SE Touring.


#42 OFFLINE   The Reverend Bluejeans

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Posted 03 December 2018 - 03:00 PM

Some Facebook knobber is offering me £250. Get to fuck pal.


I'm game for a roffle if there's a few more shows of hands.

 

 

 

Link to advert and/or said fool?


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#43 OFFLINE   sierraman

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Posted 03 December 2018 - 06:15 PM

Facebook. Hmm the correlation between people missing a few chromosomes and wild bill offers for cars seems to stack up.

#44 OFFLINE   iainrcz

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Posted 03 December 2018 - 06:18 PM

Facebook is fucking brilliant.
I spend most of my time being pendantic or trolling morons.

A day or two a post appeared on a local swaps and sales page

"My kettle just broke, looking for a new one"

Which over two days got zero replies.

Go to Asda and buy one you lazy shit.

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#45 OFFLINE   bramz7

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Posted 03 December 2018 - 06:30 PM

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For the moment this is being used as my daily and it's been fine, if you mash the throttle it does seem a tad more alert, and pushing it round bends is fine. 

 

However, when the E46 is MOT'd (as we speak), it's going on SORN. 

 

 

If any shiter wants it outright, £500 would take it.


buyer of impulse, seller of regret

 

Current fleet:

 

1995 BMW 518i 

1995 Rover 820Si.

2001 BMW 318i SE Touring.


#46 OFFLINE   Bucketeer

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Posted 03 December 2018 - 10:21 PM

I spend most of my time being pendantic or trolling morons.


Make sure you save some time to keep posting what you've had for your dinner on a beige car forum.
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#47 OFFLINE   bramz7

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Posted 04 December 2018 - 11:55 AM

In light of a MOT pass for the E46 today, I now need this gone as a matter of urgency. £7 a go, but I can't offer any discount on more than one. Obviously two are £14 and three £21...

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1995 BMW 518i 

1995 Rover 820Si.

2001 BMW 318i SE Touring.


#48 OFFLINE   NorfolkNWeigh

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Posted 04 December 2018 - 12:01 PM

Il have a third for a pound please.

#49 OFFLINE   RobT

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Posted 04 December 2018 - 01:29 PM

One more random please bramz.


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#50 OFFLINE   bramz7

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Posted 04 December 2018 - 01:51 PM

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Current fleet:

 

1995 BMW 518i 

1995 Rover 820Si.

2001 BMW 318i SE Touring.


#51 OFFLINE   gadgetgricey

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Posted 04 December 2018 - 02:16 PM

Sod it, put me down for #28 please.

 

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#52 OFFLINE   holbeck

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Posted 04 December 2018 - 04:11 PM

Chuck my name on #20 Mr. Bramz

Thanx

#53 OFFLINE   iainrcz

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Posted 04 December 2018 - 04:32 PM

Make sure you save some time to keep posting what you've had for your dinner on a beige car forum.

I can't promise anything sausage, as I don't usually eat dinner.

Although, if you're onboard and willing to contribute to food and cooking costs I'm sure I could organise something.



#54 OFFLINE   aldo135

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Posted 04 December 2018 - 04:59 PM

I’ll take a random extra please!
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#55 OFFLINE   Jim Bell

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Posted 04 December 2018 - 05:05 PM

Did I read that title right?
This car is £400?!
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#56 OFFLINE   bramz7

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Posted 04 December 2018 - 05:14 PM

Yeah it's £400. It'll be on SORN soon as the E46 is being used daily now.
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buyer of impulse, seller of regret

 

Current fleet:

 

1995 BMW 518i 

1995 Rover 820Si.

2001 BMW 318i SE Touring.


#57 OFFLINE   Jim Bell

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Posted 04 December 2018 - 05:23 PM

Fuck man. That's cheap. I may have to sell the SLK to raise money for an expected surprise funeral so would love this at that money. Unfortunately everything is very up in the air at the moment so it's probably not to be, sadly.

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#58 OFFLINE   dean36014

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Posted 04 December 2018 - 05:48 PM

I'll have another lucky dip please Sam


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Posted 04 December 2018 - 07:23 PM

1 random please.

#60 OFFLINE   Kiltox

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Posted 04 December 2018 - 07:26 PM

One ticket plez

Edit just saw the price drop

Three tickets plez
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