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#61 OFFLINE   sporty-shite

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Posted 10 December 2018 - 09:16 PM

Done a pay.
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 some potato headed fanny faced shitberg of a cunt in a silver hatchback

 

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Posted 10 December 2018 - 09:36 PM

Mork calling orson, come in orson. Can’t wait to slip into this bad egg.

Paid up
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Posted 10 December 2018 - 09:58 PM

Top me up to four then...

 

BUT I ONLY HAVE THREE ON THE LIST! ARGH NOOO ROFFLE DISASTER

 

Whoever wins, I shall claim you have my fourth ticket, you fucker.


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Shit you are brave taking one of these on, they really are hopeless.


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Posted 10 December 2018 - 10:04 PM

BUT I ONLY HAVE THREE ON THE LIST! ARGH NOOO ROFFLE DISASTER

 

Whoever wins, I shall claim you have my fourth ticket, you fucker.

 

Aw shucks, and to think Njgleeds got a free extra ticket...up to you, you can have that one for nowt or can thank me later for reducing your chance of victory/despair.


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#65 OFFLINE   Shite Knight

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Posted 10 December 2018 - 10:44 PM

Paid but forgot to add a note with my username.

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#66 OFFLINE   Ohdearme

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Posted 10 December 2018 - 11:02 PM

Paid but forgot to add a note with my username.

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In which case unless two of you did this, I know precisely who you are!


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Posted 10 December 2018 - 11:07 PM

I have just done 20 paids for njgleeds winning tickets and my runner up ones
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Posted 11 December 2018 - 01:01 AM

Paid, in between throwing up whilst also having bacterial tonsillitis. Fun.


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#69 OFFLINE   Ohdearme

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Posted 11 December 2018 - 04:45 PM

Bump as only need a few more people to cough up their dollars for Wednesday to be a go-er.

 

Mondeo based trivia.

 

The heated seat buttons operate on a quasi-latched button so when returning to the vehicle after a short stop such as refueling, ones bottom automatically continues to be warmed on ignition.

 

A welcome feature in this biting cold, or it would be were I not driving the Galaxy around with my bum cheeks frozen solid, if anyone wants to Secret Santa me one of those dodgy back of the Sunday mags 12V seat warmer deathtraps from China, I'll take it.


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#70 OFFLINE   purplebargeken

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Posted 11 December 2018 - 07:25 PM

You not fixed that bloody heater yet? Disappoint!


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Posted 11 December 2018 - 07:46 PM

How have I missed this? I’d have had a number, love these Mk3 Mondys

Sideways is the only way forwards!

 

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Posted 11 December 2018 - 07:58 PM

You not fixed that bloody heater yet? Disappoint!

 

Heater in the Galaxy is fixed, but the seat is still bloody freezing when I get in it!

 

More beans for breakfast, might fix it.


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Posted 11 December 2018 - 08:00 PM

How have I missed this? I’d have had a number, love these Mk3 Mondys

 

Perhaps some kindly soul will sell you a ticket, they can't all want it that badly..can they?


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Posted 11 December 2018 - 10:53 PM

Payment sent for grudging 9, not 10, pounds.
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Shit you are brave taking one of these on, they really are hopeless.


#75 OFFLINE   Ohdearme

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Posted 11 December 2018 - 11:06 PM

Payment sent for grudging 9, not 10, pounds.


You will note I’ve gifted you the extra one from Njgleeds as a bonus...be careful what you wish for!

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Posted 11 December 2018 - 11:22 PM

Ooh er! Actually a bit worried now...
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Shit you are brave taking one of these on, they really are hopeless.


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Posted 12 December 2018 - 07:21 AM

I watch from the side road with interest, a small drop of Baileys and a crumpet with a bit of cheese on.

 

Good luck folks.


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Posted 12 December 2018 - 04:31 PM

How's it looking for tonight, chief?


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Posted 12 December 2018 - 05:06 PM


I’ve been mopping up after puking kids and dragging sleepers around the garden all afternoon so neglected to check!

Only bramz7 to cough up so I say it’s a go.
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Posted 12 December 2018 - 05:11 PM

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Posted 12 December 2018 - 05:23 PM

I paid yesterday...I did leave a note on the payment.

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Posted 12 December 2018 - 05:28 PM

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Posted 12 December 2018 - 05:47 PM

Cool! Sorry I must have missed it with the kids puke-a-thon!

We are all set then and my apologiez!

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Posted 12 December 2018 - 06:17 PM

Please do not let it be me

 

Please do not let it be me

 

Please do not let it be me

 

Please do not let it be me

 

Please do not let it be me


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#85 OFFLINE   bangernomics

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Posted 12 December 2018 - 06:29 PM

I really have want

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Posted 12 December 2018 - 06:29 PM

But I'm not right

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Posted 12 December 2018 - 07:14 PM

Please do not let it be me

Please do not let it be me

Please do not let it be me

Please do not let it be me

Please do not let it be me


Delivery service available:-)
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Posted 12 December 2018 - 07:44 PM

Tension too much for child number 2...I’ve just been showered on the sofa with curdled milk vom. Unlike the Mondy, the sofa is not leather and wipe clean, nor are my trousers...
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Posted 12 December 2018 - 07:51 PM

Aww naw nothing worse!! You'll have that smell in your nostrils for some time... Hope it's not a bug going round the house?
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Posted 12 December 2018 - 08:01 PM

53 Gadget Gricey?


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