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#31 OFFLINE   Ohdearme

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Posted 30 November 2018 - 02:20 PM

Cue a pair of leaking shockers for the test.


Wife has returned Galaxy so the second and third loads went in that.

New shocks on the galaxy are only 39 a pair and it’ll need some soon enough anyway!

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#32 OFFLINE   Ohdearme

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Posted 30 November 2018 - 06:52 PM

Price drop as it isn’t getting used. It only got used today cos the missus drove off with the Galaxy keys...

So all those with 3 ticks, the multi buy can apply to you...one more ticket for a quid, lol

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Posted 30 November 2018 - 07:15 PM

Ok 1 more please
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#34 OFFLINE   yes oui si

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Posted 30 November 2018 - 07:17 PM

I don't like autos in small cars, and it's not interesting enough to justify the mpg...

In for four.


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Posted 30 November 2018 - 09:41 PM

In for one as I fancy fitting the front seats to mine.

Whereabouts are you?
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#36 OFFLINE   Ohdearme

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Posted 30 November 2018 - 10:26 PM

Castleford, West Yorkshire.

The driver side left motor won’t go down.
It makes a noises but doesn’t budge, google tells me it’s likely a small plastic cog that's broken but as I have short legs, it been set high up is fine by me.

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Posted 30 November 2018 - 11:08 PM

How much is it to buy the bugger outright?

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Posted 30 November 2018 - 11:37 PM

Answers to questions nobody asked...https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/2018113...
Mondeo holds 130 imperial bricks in main boot.
Suspension coping well*https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/2018113...
Fortunately these are just coming from two doors down on street :)


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Posted 01 December 2018 - 06:39 AM

How much is it to buy the bugger outright?


£275 and it’s yours, £250 for me to be insulted and it still be yours ;)

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Posted 01 December 2018 - 09:14 AM

Top me up to four then...


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Posted 01 December 2018 - 03:11 PM

I'll take 4 please...
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#42 OFFLINE   Ohdearme

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Posted 02 December 2018 - 05:57 PM

Look over the pictures of the inside of the boot with all the crap in it. It was my attempt at a fairly shit joke.


I’ve only just noticed the alarm in there! Lol

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Posted 10 December 2018 - 12:06 PM

Bump/Wallop/Wowzers, etc.

 

I've just posted this shed in the £200 thread but £3 a ticket and this beauty can be yours, I'm dangerously close to scrap it territory which would be a travesty as there's nothing terminally wrong with it for driving around until the ticket expires.

 

I'm just blasting around in the Galaxy and having fun in that (such as bunnyhopping down the street and muttering about sorting the misfire but never getting round to it).

 

What else could you possibly need for xmas?


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Posted 10 December 2018 - 12:35 PM

If it raffles and someone wants a quick few quid I’ll buy it to strip for parts.
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Posted 10 December 2018 - 12:52 PM

Hoy anything easily removable from it and scrap it. Advertising it at £200 will get you some right agg from the crazies you’ll get looking at it.

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Posted 10 December 2018 - 12:52 PM

Go on, I need this like a hole in the head and it is miles away, but put me down for 4 randoms!


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Posted 10 December 2018 - 01:02 PM

If it raffles and someone wants a quick few quid I’ll buy it to strip for parts.


Make me an offer :) I’m not proud or that bothered
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Posted 10 December 2018 - 01:06 PM

Someone has listed the interior from one of these for £400 on Facebook today.

Mental.

I don't want it, sorry.
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Posted 10 December 2018 - 01:15 PM

Someone has listed the interior from one of these for £400 on Facebook today.

Mental.

I don't want it, sorry.


Ridiculous isn’t it? I’d budget the interior at £100 to shift it, £400 is dreaming, buts there plenty on it in bits that would go I guess. It’s just blocking my driveway and is in the way of my builders and materials. At the minute the cash to go towards building work is preferable.

I’d strip it except I’ve still got the interior from an Alfa 147 in my office that should have been an ‘easy £50 love’ so filling the house with mondeo bits is a no-no.

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Posted 10 December 2018 - 01:17 PM

Also, car take back are quoting £167 to come get it and there’s half a tank of petrol in it.

You could therefore buy a roffle ticket, have a nice* day out on the train and then drive home to 90% if the country using what’s in the tank and scrap it on arrival for profits.

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Posted 10 December 2018 - 01:21 PM

I will have 4 and so will njgleeds ( I am paying)

I don't need or want it but can't have it scrapped!
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Posted 10 December 2018 - 01:26 PM

I will have 4 and so will njgleeds ( I am paying)

I don't need or want it but can't have it scrapped!


As he was such a nice man collecting the 9-5 I shall give him a free bonus* ticket so four for you and five for him :)
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Posted 10 December 2018 - 01:27 PM

#28 and three additional randoms if you would please.

Might even pm you a cheeky offer in a bit, but don't want to spoil any roffle fun for everyone.


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Posted 10 December 2018 - 05:09 PM

Four for a tenner, you say? I'll take four randoms then, please.
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Posted 10 December 2018 - 05:13 PM

If there's 4 left I'll take 4.

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Posted 10 December 2018 - 05:31 PM

Yeah go on I'll have 4.

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Posted 10 December 2018 - 05:46 PM

Last 3 have gone to cavcraft so payment details will be incoming, you fools!
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Posted 10 December 2018 - 05:49 PM

1. Aldo135
2. Bangernomics
3. Njgleeds
4. TheMoog

5. Cavcraft
6. Sporty-shite
7. Cavcraft
8. YesOuiSi
9. Shite Knight
10. CortinaDave
11. Cavcraft
12. Saabnut
13. Bramz7
14. Jim MB Wankers Bell
15. TheMoog
16. YesOuiSi
17. Djoptix
18. Saabnut
19. Njgleeds (DjOptix - free roffle tix*)
20. Cavcraft
21. SCDan4
22. CortinaDave
23. Bangernomics
24. Aldo135
25. Aldo135

26. Sporty-Shite
27. CortinaDave
28. Gadgetgricey
29. Saabnut
30. YesOuiSi
31. TheMoog
32. Cavcraft
33. Jim MB Wankers Bell
34. Njgleeds
35. Sporty-Shite
36. Djoptix
37. Bramz7
38. TheMoog
39. Shite Knight
40. Gadgetgricey
41. Aldo135
42. Gadgetgricey
43. Sporty-Shite
44. Djoptix
45. Cavcraft
46. Saabnut
47. Bangernomics
48. Bramz7
49. Njgleeds
50. YesOuiSi

51. Shite Knight
52. Brodders
53. Gadgetgricey
54. Bramz7
55. Jim MB Wankers Bell
56. Njgleeds
57. Shite Knight
58. Bangernomics
59. Sporty-Shite

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Posted 10 December 2018 - 07:59 PM

Electronic money dutifully paid.


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Posted 10 December 2018 - 08:11 PM

Payment made. Please, please, please let it be someone else who wins this....... I hate Fords, I used to work for them!


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