Jump to content


Welcome to Autoshite

Welcome to Autoshite, like most online communities you must register to view or post in our community, but don't worry this is a simple free process that requires minimal information for you to signup. Be apart of Autoshite by signing in or creating an account.
  • Start new topics and reply to others
  • Subscribe to topics and forums to get automatic updates
  • Get your own profile and make new friends
  • Customize your experience here
Guest Message by DevFuse
 

Photo
Roffle

1997 Subaru Impreza estate automatic 2.0GL - All tickets sold:) Payment details being sent.

Roffle

  • Please log in to reply
141 replies to this topic

#121 OFFLINE   purplebargeken

purplebargeken

    Someone who is developing reduced levels of patience!

  • Full Members
  • 13,527 posts
  • 50 thanks
  • LocationSatan's Shitty Toilet
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted 01 December 2018 - 02:55 PM

Oh fuck, this just got real again. Quite funny, today we had 3 shitters in a Saab 900, all of whom are participating in this roffle. WCPGW.


  • chaseracer likes this

Hyundai i10 auto - white goods car shite

Triumph Toledo - 2.0 for added sleeper shite
Rover 45 Club - CVT easy gear change shite


#122 ONLINE   Aston Martin

Aston Martin

    Rank: Renault 16

  • Full Members
  • 2,219 posts
  • 12 thanks
  • LocationHull

Posted 01 December 2018 - 07:16 PM


1993 Fiat Panda Parade
2016 Cactus
2006 Fiat Panda Alessi


If you're going to have a funky car, have it in a funky colour.


#123 ONLINE   SRi05

SRi05

    Rank: BL Wedge

  • Full Members
  • 559 posts
  • 5 thanks
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted 01 December 2018 - 07:18 PM

Ruh roh

#124 OFFLINE   Coprolalia

Coprolalia

    Rank: Renault 16

  • Full Members
  • 2,009 posts
  • 13 thanks
  • LocationBedlam
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted 01 December 2018 - 08:00 PM

Congratulations Skattrd!!
  • The Moog, catsinthewelder, skattrd and 1 other like this

357759.png369652.png

 

1989 'G' VW Scirocco 1.6GTD - http://autoshite.com...harging-issues/

2004 '53' Skoda Octavia 1.8T - daily

Current hankering: Subaru Forester

 

 


#125 ONLINE   bramz7

bramz7

    Rank: Renault 16

  • Full Members
  • 2,736 posts
  • 18 thanks
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted 01 December 2018 - 08:15 PM

Congrats. I'm not jealous, honest.

buyer of impulse, seller of regret

 

Current fleet:

 

1995 BMW 518i 

1995 Rover 820Si.

2001 BMW 318i SE Touring.


#126 OFFLINE   purplebargeken

purplebargeken

    Someone who is developing reduced levels of patience!

  • Full Members
  • 13,527 posts
  • 50 thanks
  • LocationSatan's Shitty Toilet
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted 01 December 2018 - 08:18 PM

I'd forgotten about this until just now. Bugger.

 

Well done Mr S! A fine win.


Hyundai i10 auto - white goods car shite

Triumph Toledo - 2.0 for added sleeper shite
Rover 45 Club - CVT easy gear change shite


#127 OFFLINE   skattrd

skattrd

    Rank: Lancia Beta

  • Full Members
  • 6,224 posts
  • 14 thanks
  • LocationLincs
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted 01 December 2018 - 08:19 PM

Really? I haven't checked results.

This would be my first roffle win if it is.

 

I was going to PM Heidel as I've found some of the history for the 405 he collected from me not long ago, I might be dropping the paperwork off in person now.


  • anonymous user, sporty-shite, The Moog and 9 others like this

821458.png364358.png314493.png351235.png411795.png871615.png

 


#128 OFFLINE   yes oui si

yes oui si

    Rank: BL Wedge

  • Full Members
  • 665 posts
  • 8 thanks
  • LocationIn the sticks, north Northumberland
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted 01 December 2018 - 10:09 PM

Thank fook.


  • Aston Martin likes this

ebehyh.png
Top grammar tips!

Bought = purchased. Brought = relocated
Lose = misplace/opposite of win. Loose = your mum


#129 ONLINE   Dan_ZTT

Dan_ZTT

    Rank: BL Wedge

  • Full Members
  • 584 posts
  • 11 thanks
  • LocationWest Midlands
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted 01 December 2018 - 10:24 PM

Definitely 57, just saw it on the tellybox. Congrats sir.

2002 MG ZT-T 190+ - the dream machine, mostly working
2018 Kia Rio 3 - hers
2012 (Lancia) Chrysler Delta SR - SOLD


#130 OFFLINE   Parky

Parky

    I don't watch much Television

  • Full Members
  • 6,062 posts
  • 90 thanks
  • LocationBut I hear Breaking Bad is very good
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted 01 December 2018 - 10:33 PM

Another bullet dodged! Got to stop doing Roffles, it’s kinda like playing Russian Roulette. Except instead of playing in a dingy, stifling jungle, you play at home in front of a computer. Get it wrong in RR and your brains become an interesting art installation whereas getting a Roffle wrong is far worse. Much worse.....

“Honey, whose red Subaru is that parked outside?”

“Erm...nobodies”
  • Heidel_Kakao, The Moog, Aston Martin and 2 others like this

#131 ONLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

Mr_Bo11ox

    Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

  • Full Members
  • 24,149 posts
  • 42 thanks
  • LocationUttoxeter/Derby
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted 01 December 2018 - 11:03 PM

Bastard!

'A POUND-SHOP JAY LENO' 

 

CHECK OUT MY AWARD-WINNING SHITE-FIXING BLOG HERE

"THE 2.3 POWERTRAIN IS A SILENT IS AS A FISH, AND IT PULLS LIKE A GREAT"
"Full luxury cream leather with walnut fascists"

"Car shows are full of mentals talking tosh"

"I had no doubt it would pass, but unbelievably, to mine and the MoT tester's amazement, it passed"


#132 OFFLINE   Heidel_Kakao

Heidel_Kakao

    Rank: Citroen Ami

  • Full Members
  • 1,140 posts
  • 12 thanks
  • LocationBrierley Hill

Posted 02 December 2018 - 12:24 AM

Congratulations to Skattrd and commiserations to Mr Bo11ox in particular, I am sure you will get to own it one day :)
  • skattrd likes this
1969 Nissan Cedric estate
1993 VW Corrado VR6
1995 Peugeot 405 2.0 Executive auto estate
1996 Citroen XM 2.0 Turbo VSX auto estate
1996 Citroen XM 2.5TD VSX manual estate

#133 ONLINE   Snipes

Snipes

    Rank: Renault 16

  • Full Members
  • 2,863 posts
  • 22 thanks
  • LocationKent
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted 02 December 2018 - 09:59 AM

Another bullet dodged! Got to stop doing Roffles, it’s kinda like playing Russian Roulette. Except instead of playing in a dingy, stifling jungle, you play at home in front of a computer. Get it wrong in RR and your brains become an interesting art installation whereas getting a Roffle wrong is far worse. Much worse.....

“Honey, whose red Subaru is that parked outside?”

“Erm...nobodies”


Two days later she catches you crawling around underneath it with a torch in your mouth!

#134 OFFLINE   skattrd

skattrd

    Rank: Lancia Beta

  • Full Members
  • 6,224 posts
  • 14 thanks
  • LocationLincs
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted 02 December 2018 - 02:14 PM

I'm a little busy with work and personal stuff atm, would anyone be up for delivery shenanigans for this to Lincs, near Bourne?

Any costs would be covered, and if you were interested in purchasing a small Peugeot diesel we should be able to come to arrangement ;)


  • Cavcraft likes this

821458.png364358.png314493.png351235.png411795.png871615.png

 


#135 OFFLINE   skattrd

skattrd

    Rank: Lancia Beta

  • Full Members
  • 6,224 posts
  • 14 thanks
  • LocationLincs
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted 02 December 2018 - 05:32 PM

Delivery of the Subaru looks to have been arranged and it should be dropped off at skattrd_acres during the week.

 

I have minor excitement.


  • Heidel_Kakao, loserone, Lacquer Peel and 2 others like this

821458.png364358.png314493.png351235.png411795.png871615.png

 


#136 OFFLINE   skattrd

skattrd

    Rank: Lancia Beta

  • Full Members
  • 6,224 posts
  • 14 thanks
  • LocationLincs
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted 03 December 2018 - 02:52 PM

It's that time of year for my insurance renewal, and I spoke with FJ ...... adding this to my policy reduces my premium by £60.

 

Confused? so am I.

It costs me less money to insure more cars ... they said something about reducing average value or whatever, anyway, I'm happy.


  • Heidel_Kakao, The Moog, catsinthewelder and 5 others like this

821458.png364358.png314493.png351235.png411795.png871615.png

 


#137 ONLINE   Mr_Bo11ox

Mr_Bo11ox

    Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

  • Full Members
  • 24,149 posts
  • 42 thanks
  • LocationUttoxeter/Derby
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted 03 December 2018 - 02:56 PM

Buy some more!!!


  • Heidel_Kakao, pandamonium, The Moog and 9 others like this

'A POUND-SHOP JAY LENO' 

 

CHECK OUT MY AWARD-WINNING SHITE-FIXING BLOG HERE

"THE 2.3 POWERTRAIN IS A SILENT IS AS A FISH, AND IT PULLS LIKE A GREAT"
"Full luxury cream leather with walnut fascists"

"Car shows are full of mentals talking tosh"

"I had no doubt it would pass, but unbelievably, to mine and the MoT tester's amazement, it passed"


#138 OFFLINE   purplebargeken

purplebargeken

    Someone who is developing reduced levels of patience!

  • Full Members
  • 13,527 posts
  • 50 thanks
  • LocationSatan's Shitty Toilet
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted 03 December 2018 - 05:59 PM

^^ The most logical AS response ever. Makes perfect sense. 


Hyundai i10 auto - white goods car shite

Triumph Toledo - 2.0 for added sleeper shite
Rover 45 Club - CVT easy gear change shite


#139 OFFLINE   worldofceri

worldofceri

    Weak Lemon Drink

  • Full Members
  • 2,510 posts
  • 3 thanks
  • LocationCoventry
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted 03 December 2018 - 07:17 PM

Collection has occurred.

IMG_1542.JPG
  • Heidel_Kakao, The Moog, loserone and 8 others like this

135264.png 797844.png 865455.png
* 1972 VW Beetle 1200 * 2006 Kia Sorento * 1999 Audi A4 1.9 TDI *


#140 OFFLINE   skattrd

skattrd

    Rank: Lancia Beta

  • Full Members
  • 6,224 posts
  • 14 thanks
  • LocationLincs
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted 04 December 2018 - 08:07 AM

The Subaru has landed, top shifting by Mr_Ceri, would receommend his delviery services A+++

 

First impressions of the red Scobby are very positive.

I've only driven it as far as parking it, insurance won't be done until tomorrow.

It's quite comfy and the throttle seems very responsive, which will take a little getting used to after diesel motors that take a good prod to move.


  • Heidel_Kakao, worldofceri, Jim Bell and 1 other like this

821458.png364358.png314493.png351235.png411795.png871615.png

 


#141 OFFLINE   worldofceri

worldofceri

    Weak Lemon Drink

  • Full Members
  • 2,510 posts
  • 3 thanks
  • LocationCoventry
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted 04 December 2018 - 10:00 AM

Frosty morning chod-fleet shot...

IMG_1543.JPG
  • Heidel_Kakao, The Moog, Lacquer Peel and 4 others like this

135264.png 797844.png 865455.png
* 1972 VW Beetle 1200 * 2006 Kia Sorento * 1999 Audi A4 1.9 TDI *


#142 ONLINE   SRi05

SRi05

    Rank: BL Wedge

  • Full Members
  • 559 posts
  • 5 thanks
  • Country : Country Flag

Posted 04 December 2018 - 10:08 AM

Looks a pretty nice thing actually. Perfect WBOD





Also tagged with one or more of these keywords: Roffle

0 user(s) are reading this topic

0 members, 0 guests, 0 anonymous users