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Audi A2 TDI - Runs and drives - WEDNESDAY DRAW!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#61 OFFLINE   pandamonium

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Posted 12 November 2018 - 06:49 AM

This place eh? Tickets for broken cars sell faster than ones for perfectly working ones. 

 

We are mental. 


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1991 Toyota Corolla 1.6 GL 'EXECUTIVE'

FOR SALE? - Of course it is, everything is for sale. Around 7-800 quid or swaps. 


#62 OFFLINE   dome

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Posted 12 November 2018 - 06:58 AM

Paid!

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Posted 12 November 2018 - 07:07 AM

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Posted 12 November 2018 - 07:18 AM

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Posted 12 November 2018 - 09:01 AM

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Posted 12 November 2018 - 09:01 AM

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#67 OFFLINE   Supernaut

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Posted 12 November 2018 - 09:27 AM

Domes doing well for tickets.

I’d just bought him a new kettle for Christmas too. I’ll need to take it back if he wins


Well, you're potentially getting him another kettle.
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I don't have a 320touring, but I have a 320 coupe.

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Posted 12 November 2018 - 09:35 AM

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Posted 12 November 2018 - 10:11 AM

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Posted 12 November 2018 - 11:12 AM

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I don't have a 320touring, but I have a 320 coupe.

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Posted 12 November 2018 - 11:17 AM

I hope there's a packet of brave pills in the glovebox.
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Gannin' along the Scotswood Rooooooad... in my 9-5 Aero.


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Posted 12 November 2018 - 11:19 AM

Glad to see this being given another chance. If I was closer and had space I'd almost be tempted. Probably the only thing from VAG made this side of the 80s that I'd be even vaguely interested in to be honest.
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Posted 12 November 2018 - 11:26 AM

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His username spells “Joel Isle of Man”.
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It always amuses me that e46s vie with the PT Cruiser as the car that's too shit for Autoshite, 

 

 


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Posted 12 November 2018 - 11:27 AM

I hope there's a packet of brave pills in the glovebox.


Just the boot letters in the glove box.

I’m not sure dome needs any brave pills.

It always amuses me that e46s vie with the PT Cruiser as the car that's too shit for Autoshite, 

 

 


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Posted 12 November 2018 - 11:29 AM

Glad to see this being given another chance. If I was closer and had space I'd almost be tempted. Probably the only thing from VAG made this side of the 80s that I'd be even vaguely interested in to be honest.


I tend to agree with you but this car is very true to its Audi dna, torquey engine but crashy ride and no steering feel.

It always amuses me that e46s vie with the PT Cruiser as the car that's too shit for Autoshite, 

 

 


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Posted 12 November 2018 - 11:35 AM

Missed this been on intercontinental planes


You can buy one of mine if you like. I have woken up in this morning and have the horrors.

Paid btw.

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Posted 12 November 2018 - 11:38 AM

His username spells “Joel Isle of Man”.


Ah, I always read it as ’Joello - M’ like some weird hybrid of how those American folk spell jelly and Boney M.
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Audi A1 Sport Diseasel - Wife shite
Ford Galuxury 2.0 Aspen

Ford Mondeo Ghia X - Roffling Off

SAAB 9-5 Aero Estate - MOT disasterz
Mazda 3 1.4 - Borrowed Dad shite -
Saab 9-5 2.3lpt - Roffled Off - Pending Collect

 


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Posted 12 November 2018 - 12:07 PM

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I estimate this car needs £3000 maybe £4000 spending on it to get it rite and when this is done it will be wotrth about £1500!!


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Posted 12 November 2018 - 12:08 PM

Paid. Which ones are mine for dome ?

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Posted 12 November 2018 - 12:12 PM

Paid. Which ones are mine for dome ?

 

 

13,16 and 39.

 

Looking good for a Wednesday draw.


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It always amuses me that e46s vie with the PT Cruiser as the car that's too shit for Autoshite, 

 

 


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Posted 12 November 2018 - 12:15 PM

PANED


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Posted 12 November 2018 - 08:32 PM

Just two more to pay for a Wednesday draw.


It always amuses me that e46s vie with the PT Cruiser as the car that's too shit for Autoshite, 

 

 


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Posted 12 November 2018 - 08:46 PM

I tend to agree with you but this car is very true to its Audi dna, torquey engine but crashy ride and no steering feel.

 

Torquey engine, tick. Crashy ride and no steering feel - nope. Mine's a lovely thing to drive up the twisty roads of Speyside, Deeside (any twisty riverside road tbh)  in dynamic mode, then just turn the button to lift and drive in comfort over fields to the river. The perfect car for the salmon fisherman. :-D

 

Just don't get me started on the ghosts in the gearbox.  :mrgreen:  :mrgreen:  :mrgreen:  :mrgreen:


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Posted 12 November 2018 - 08:47 PM

If anyone else likes the idea of saving this car but thinks its too far away, or that the mechanical work is too much for you then a random for dome would be fine plan.
 
He saw the car the day i picked it up (it tempted him away from fitting a radiator) and he's previously done a head gasket on a six cylinder car so this wee thing should be a piece of piss for him.


In the cold sober light of day it would be Sod's law for me to pop my roffle cherry in a car that is far to far away with the possibility of me killing it getting it home and not having the skills to fix it I have decided to donate my tickets to dome.
Hopefully the roffle gods will smile on me in future roffles !
Now where's the beer ? Keith777
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#85 OFFLINE   Supernaut

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Posted 12 November 2018 - 09:01 PM

This is becoming less of a roffle and more of a communal stitching-up of dome.
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I don't have a 320touring, but I have a 320 coupe.

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Posted 12 November 2018 - 09:11 PM

That you started.
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It always amuses me that e46s vie with the PT Cruiser as the car that's too shit for Autoshite, 

 

 


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Posted 12 November 2018 - 09:13 PM

That you started.


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Posted 12 November 2018 - 09:26 PM

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Posted 12 November 2018 - 10:01 PM

Thanks* for the generosity of all those who've donated tickets. If I win I'll be sure to tell my better half it was one of those one's that brought me the good fortune*
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Posted 12 November 2018 - 10:07 PM

This is becoming less of a roffle and more of a communal stitching-up of dome.


I have had a day to comprehend what I have done and have my route all worked out, including blow off stops on the way home.

I’m hoping go win but if I do, it may precipitate a fire sale mondeo roffle to appease the wife.

Although I could probably get away with hiding it in the back of the Galaxy for a week or two before she peered in and noticed it.
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Ford Mondeo Ghia X - Roffling Off

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Mazda 3 1.4 - Borrowed Dad shite -
Saab 9-5 2.3lpt - Roffled Off - Pending Collect

 






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