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#1 OFFLINE   Tayne

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Posted 11 November 2018 - 08:19 PM

Apparently, there may be interest in this roffle.

 

I've an Audi A2 with issues, namely it's pressurising its own coolant.

It doesn't overheat and can be driven some distance (i've managed 120miles) assuming you depressurise after every trip.

Three mechanics have told me its HGF.

 

It has some scratches on the bodywork and a small patch of corrosion on the offside rear door, the remote fuel filler release doesn't (reach behind the panel in the boot to open the cap), lacquer peel on the wheels (and one is missing a balance weight), makes a screech upon start up, the heater fan is rather noisy, one rear brake is dragging slightly and whilst you're down there it may need a brake pipe or two. 

And a clean on the inside.

 

Mileage is 183k.

 

On the plus side, its had a new expansion bottle and can do 63mpg in this condition. 

 

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Details of my ownership here.

http://autoshite.com...o-wipers/page-1

 

And GM's time here.

http://autoshite.com...h-excite/page-1

 

 

Aren't you glad you clicked on the slowest selling roffle of all time?

 

 


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#2 OFFLINE   purplebargeken

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Posted 11 November 2018 - 08:20 PM

These are neat looking things. GLWTR


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#3 OFFLINE   Tayne

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Posted 11 November 2018 - 08:21 PM

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#4 OFFLINE   Tayne

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Posted 11 November 2018 - 08:32 PM

The price is £3 per ticket and the location is Sunny Aberdeen, Land of the Giant Seagulls.

It always amuses me that e46s vie with the PT Cruiser as the car that's too shit for Autoshite, 

 

 


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Posted 11 November 2018 - 08:33 PM

Put me down for 2 randoms (big spender)


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Posted 11 November 2018 - 08:34 PM

2 random ticks pleez.



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Posted 11 November 2018 - 08:34 PM

I will definitely have some tickets - however I reserve commitment until you reveal the ticket price isn’t eleventy million.
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Posted 11 November 2018 - 08:36 PM

This place etc. etc.
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I don't have a 320touring, but I have a 320coupe, which previously belonged to 320touring.

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#9 OFFLINE   Tayne

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Posted 11 November 2018 - 08:37 PM

I will definitely have some tickets - however I reserve commitment until you reveal the ticket price isn’t eleventy million.


£3

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Posted 11 November 2018 - 08:53 PM

£3


Edit, did see this, five tickets please.
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Posted 11 November 2018 - 08:57 PM

Is it common knowledge that I spend Sunday nights in the pub and am like Pets Trust for hopeless vehicular cases?
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Posted 11 November 2018 - 08:57 PM

10 randoms please
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Posted 11 November 2018 - 09:04 PM

Number 59 please.
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Posted 11 November 2018 - 09:12 PM

10 randoms please

 

So when will it be going to Knockhill...? :-D


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Posted 11 November 2018 - 09:13 PM

Make sure one of Ohdearme's numbers is 11, please.
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Posted 11 November 2018 - 09:16 PM

Why?

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Posted 11 November 2018 - 09:18 PM

Just... because.

Please?
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Posted 11 November 2018 - 09:22 PM

5 randoms please


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Posted 11 November 2018 - 09:29 PM

I'm torn between buying a ticket for this, or the equally horrible wagon R.

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Posted 11 November 2018 - 09:38 PM

Buy the same number for both for double jeopardy.
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Posted 11 November 2018 - 09:44 PM

I'll take a random for fun*

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Posted 11 November 2018 - 09:47 PM

Aberdeen isn't terribly far. I'll take three randoms

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Posted 11 November 2018 - 09:48 PM

One Random please.

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Posted 11 November 2018 - 10:05 PM

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Posted 11 November 2018 - 10:08 PM

Aberdeen is much further from Newcastle than 120 miles.

One random please.

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Posted 11 November 2018 - 10:11 PM

3 randoms please in the name of mr dome :)
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Posted 11 November 2018 - 10:14 PM

Make sure one of Ohdearme's numbers is 11, please.

 

Its up to the Math Goodies Official Random Number Generator I'm afraid.

 

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Posted 11 November 2018 - 10:15 PM

3 randoms please in the name of mr dome :)


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Posted 11 November 2018 - 10:19 PM

More beer required :)
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Posted 11 November 2018 - 10:21 PM

Couple of randoms please. Only 55.5 miles away :?


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