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Shitefest 7th -9th June 2019


kirton

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I was just looking at the most stupid route I could take to this from Aberdeen.I came up with this:- Drive from Aberdeen to Cairnryan- Get ferry from Cairnryan to Belfast- Drive from Belfast to Dublin- Get ferry from Dublin to Cherbourg- Get ferry from Cherbourg to Bournemouth- Drive from Bournemouth to ExeterPerfectly* logical* :D

That's a piece of piss

 

I want to get to Prestwick from manc

 

And you have to do this

 

Although looked at the one change one and I could do a walking round fuenga first :D

 

How do they come up with these

 

One was Dublin then Poland then across

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Looks like buying more frying pans needs to be on the agenda of the next football club committee meeting. We do have a deep fat fryer for what I understand might be required for the true Scottish culinary experience.

The village has yet to be warned of the impending invasion although it had a near miss with Dollywobbler's recent visit to Tiverton

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A series of books by Sir Terry Pratchett.

 

A range of picsies who are 6" tall, wear kilts, ginger hair, fight all the time & are covered in tattoos called the Wee free men exist. They drink anything & sheep liniment is what they tend to call whisky. I can't* think which country they are based on.

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