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Secret Santa. My shite work is done, you should all have a match, Enjoy


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#1 OFFLINE   95 quid Peugeot

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Posted 04 November 2018 - 03:48 PM

We're into November already.
Having participated in the last 2 autoshite secret Santa's and done fuck all apart from receiving tasty pressies I'm happy to organise this year's debacle.
Roll up roll up deal those names in.
Previous arrangers advice gladly taken.

Following Nyphurs advice. Names in by end of November. Please


Me
Craig the Princess
chaseracer
beko1987
Dick Longbridge
Gadgetgricey
Drivewaymyway
Mercrocker
Ruffgeezer
Ohdearme
Bub2006
Pilninggas
Nibblet
The Moog
Omegod
Supernaut
Skattrd
Pandamonium
Holbeck
Angrydicky
Inconsistant
Phil_lihp
GM
Tommotech
Dozeydustman
Stephen01
Pillock
Saabnut
Bren
Coprolalia

Taxipaul
Keymaster
108
TheShadow
Crustysills
Brownnova
Christine
Jerzy Woking
Kiltox
Nibblet
Kringle
Sloth in a bowl
Davehedgehog 31
HPI_Matix
M'Coli
Bangernomics
Exiled-tat-gatherer
Fat harris
CMS206
Dippy
Matty879
Rainagain
Bigstraight6
brodders
Sims00
Smokingwaffle
Hillmanimp
Scaryoldcortina,
andy18s
Ghosty
MorrisItalSLX
NorfolkNWeigh
catsinthewelder
fordperv


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CHOD

 

Now with added updates

Peugeot 406 HDI estate...now in Bramz hands, well for a few days!!

Citroen C5 estate, Purchased from Flat4alfa's dad 10/18,  (The .45p per mile winna         +++ Different C5 Estate ex Bramz/Chrisjvm

XC70 Mrs 95's horsey hack

The mighty Citroen ZX still..... sold .roffled. and bought back from winner...........  95 quid mansions pool car.

 

Inbetweeners

Cactus returning a surprising 63.9 mpg as Mrs 95's work car

 

 

NICE SHITE (Now much reduced in Number)

Volvo 240 Torslander

Rover 110 P4 East Anglian classic car auction impulse buy

Renault Dauphine,

 

And the ones come and gone in the couple of years on here, Gaylanders x2.....Rover 75 x2 ... Volvo V70 x2... BMW Z4.....Bristol 603...Saab 96...Safrane roffle car....TR4... Mach 1 Mustang...TR7....Offsprings Labia estate..


#2 OFFLINE   Craig the Princess

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Posted 04 November 2018 - 03:53 PM

I'm in.

Filtered through the Heather!


#3 OFFLINE   chaseracer

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Posted 04 November 2018 - 03:53 PM

Me too.

 

Top man, 95P.  Happy to share my experience of last year's shenanigans.


2018 DS 3 - Domestic Management's staff car

2009 Cannondale Quick CX - too much like hard work
2003 Citroen Berlingo 2.0HDi - buggering on regardless
1995 Peugeot 205 Inca 1.7D - working
1982 Citroen Dyane 6 - hiding...

AS Midland Massiv - in chod we rust...


#4 OFFLINE   beko1987

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Posted 04 November 2018 - 03:54 PM

Yep, me three
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2008 orl Vauxhalls r Shit Zafira 1.8 SRI 140 (Hers)

#5 OFFLINE   95 quid Peugeot

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Posted 04 November 2018 - 03:55 PM

Cheers. Did we do 5 quid last year.

CHOD

 

Now with added updates

Peugeot 406 HDI estate...now in Bramz hands, well for a few days!!

Citroen C5 estate, Purchased from Flat4alfa's dad 10/18,  (The .45p per mile winna         +++ Different C5 Estate ex Bramz/Chrisjvm

XC70 Mrs 95's horsey hack

The mighty Citroen ZX still..... sold .roffled. and bought back from winner...........  95 quid mansions pool car.

 

Inbetweeners

Cactus returning a surprising 63.9 mpg as Mrs 95's work car

 

 

NICE SHITE (Now much reduced in Number)

Volvo 240 Torslander

Rover 110 P4 East Anglian classic car auction impulse buy

Renault Dauphine,

 

And the ones come and gone in the couple of years on here, Gaylanders x2.....Rover 75 x2 ... Volvo V70 x2... BMW Z4.....Bristol 603...Saab 96...Safrane roffle car....TR4... Mach 1 Mustang...TR7....Offsprings Labia estate..


#6 OFFLINE   chaseracer

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Posted 04 November 2018 - 03:57 PM

Up to a tenner, but no pressure at all.  Imagination is more fun than cash!


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2018 DS 3 - Domestic Management's staff car

2009 Cannondale Quick CX - too much like hard work
2003 Citroen Berlingo 2.0HDi - buggering on regardless
1995 Peugeot 205 Inca 1.7D - working
1982 Citroen Dyane 6 - hiding...

AS Midland Massiv - in chod we rust...


#7 OFFLINE   Dick Longbridge

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Posted 04 November 2018 - 03:58 PM

A301DF66-5ADE-4816-A5FA-4800D1CC88FE.gif me in, too.
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#8 OFFLINE   Nyphur

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Posted 04 November 2018 - 03:59 PM

Roll up roll up deal those names in.
Previous arrangers advice gladly taken.


Think I did the first 2 but was AWOL last year.
Only advice is to post up the deadlines for each stage in your first post, and set the deadline for earlier than you think necessary as some peeps struggle to follow the most basic of instructions :)
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#9 OFFLINE   95 quid Peugeot

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Posted 04 November 2018 - 04:02 PM

^^^^^
Run that past me again ;-)
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CHOD

 

Now with added updates

Peugeot 406 HDI estate...now in Bramz hands, well for a few days!!

Citroen C5 estate, Purchased from Flat4alfa's dad 10/18,  (The .45p per mile winna         +++ Different C5 Estate ex Bramz/Chrisjvm

XC70 Mrs 95's horsey hack

The mighty Citroen ZX still..... sold .roffled. and bought back from winner...........  95 quid mansions pool car.

 

Inbetweeners

Cactus returning a surprising 63.9 mpg as Mrs 95's work car

 

 

NICE SHITE (Now much reduced in Number)

Volvo 240 Torslander

Rover 110 P4 East Anglian classic car auction impulse buy

Renault Dauphine,

 

And the ones come and gone in the couple of years on here, Gaylanders x2.....Rover 75 x2 ... Volvo V70 x2... BMW Z4.....Bristol 603...Saab 96...Safrane roffle car....TR4... Mach 1 Mustang...TR7....Offsprings Labia estate..


#10 OFFLINE   Craig the Princess

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Posted 04 November 2018 - 04:10 PM

95 quid Peugeot
Craig the Princess
chaseracer
beko1987
Dick Longbridge

Filtered through the Heather!


#11 OFFLINE   gadgetgricey

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Posted 04 November 2018 - 04:12 PM

Me also, and agree a £10 with postage on top would mean I can send some real shite :)


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75 CDT Auto Tourer

ZT-T Diesel Manual

LPG 4.0 Jeep Grand Cherokee WJ

Saab 9-3 Convertible 

Mazda RX8

Freelander V6

Focus 1.6 Auto

 


#12 OFFLINE   95 quid Peugeot

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Posted 04 November 2018 - 04:16 PM

Me also, and agree a £10 with postage on top would mean I can send some real quality items your partners would gasp with awe and amazement


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CHOD

 

Now with added updates

Peugeot 406 HDI estate...now in Bramz hands, well for a few days!!

Citroen C5 estate, Purchased from Flat4alfa's dad 10/18,  (The .45p per mile winna         +++ Different C5 Estate ex Bramz/Chrisjvm

XC70 Mrs 95's horsey hack

The mighty Citroen ZX still..... sold .roffled. and bought back from winner...........  95 quid mansions pool car.

 

Inbetweeners

Cactus returning a surprising 63.9 mpg as Mrs 95's work car

 

 

NICE SHITE (Now much reduced in Number)

Volvo 240 Torslander

Rover 110 P4 East Anglian classic car auction impulse buy

Renault Dauphine,

 

And the ones come and gone in the couple of years on here, Gaylanders x2.....Rover 75 x2 ... Volvo V70 x2... BMW Z4.....Bristol 603...Saab 96...Safrane roffle car....TR4... Mach 1 Mustang...TR7....Offsprings Labia estate..


#13 OFFLINE   drivewaymyway

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Posted 04 November 2018 - 04:27 PM

Go on then, I've never heard of a SS without knowing who anyone is so it could be a blinding good wheeze.. I need to get around some charity shops and this seems like a good excuse..


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Berlingo 1.9D 2005..  Blueish. Van.

Berlingo 1.9D 2004 Multi...  Silver.

VW Golf GTTDI 1997.. Silver..

Hyundai i30 1.6 CRDI 116, black.

MGF 1.8i.. Silver...  Shite...

2003 Yamaha R1.

Scott Mountain bike.

Daws Stratos road racer bike.

Static bike.

Grey wheelie bin.

Green wheelie bin.

Wheel barrow.. very rusted..

2 wheel sack trolley, bit bent but functional.

 


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Posted 04 November 2018 - 04:31 PM

At the risk of incurring domestic dis-harmony when I spend three weeks choosing a present for somebody I have never met or know the name of, yet refuse to discuss other Xmas arrangements before Dec.22nd.....Gwan, I'm in.   


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1955 Cowley

1987 VW T25 Holdsworth

1990 190E

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#15 OFFLINE   gadgetgricey

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Posted 04 November 2018 - 04:36 PM

 

Sorry for the thread hijack, but above just reminded me of the count song "censored"

 

 

I'm a total child , and it still makes me laugh.


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LPG 4.0 Jeep Grand Cherokee WJ

Saab 9-3 Convertible 

Mazda RX8

Freelander V6

Focus 1.6 Auto

 


#16 OFFLINE   ruffgeezer

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Posted 04 November 2018 - 04:39 PM

Me too.
2000 Freelander 1.8
2002 V70 D5; mega. mega miles. Mega broken.

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#17 OFFLINE   Ohdearme

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Posted 04 November 2018 - 05:08 PM

I’m in.

Audi A1 Sport Diseasel - Wife shite
Ford Galuxury 2.0 Aspen

Ford Mondeo Ghia X - Roffling Off

SAAB 9-5 Aero Estate - MOT disasterz
Mazda 3 1.4 - Borrowed Dad shite -
Saab 9-5 2.3lpt - Roffled Off - Pending Collect

 


#18 OFFLINE   bub2006

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Posted 04 November 2018 - 05:30 PM

Yea why not.

#19 OFFLINE   pilninggas

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Posted 04 November 2018 - 06:07 PM

Stick me down for this.


Shite formerly owned: Primera renault 11, peugeot 405, renault 19, renault laguna x3, all more shite than the previous one), kia clarus, mondeo, jeep cheroshite.

 

Shite at present: New Autoshite Gold -  A 64plate DACIA DUSTER ACCESS: to quote a widespread takeaway - i'm lovin' it....

 

Shite taxi'd: 406, fried montego, vectra, fiat-house-on-wheels.

 

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Not motoshite owned: ZR50, RXS100 x 2, RD350YPVS, FZR1000 x 2, TDM850, XV535, ZX6R, XJ6 x 2, FZ1S, RG250 Gamma


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Posted 04 November 2018 - 06:38 PM

Go on go on; I'm in for a tenner.
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#21 OFFLINE   The Moog

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Posted 04 November 2018 - 06:42 PM

Yes please

1999 - 406 2.0 hdi 90
1991 - Eunos Track beast
2003 - Getz

1990 - Rover 800 820si - On the farm 

 

 


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Posted 04 November 2018 - 06:57 PM

I'm in, last years present made me bleed but adorns my work desk  



#23 OFFLINE   95 quid Peugeot

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Posted 05 November 2018 - 08:43 AM

 

We're into November already.
Having participated in the last 2 autoshite secret Santa's and done fuck all apart from receiving tasty pressies I'm happy to organise this year's debacle.
Roll up roll up deal those names in.
Previous arrangers advice gladly taken.

Following Nyphurs advice. Names in by end of November. Please


Me
Craig the Princess
chaseracer
beko1987
Dick Longbridge
Gadgetgricey
Drivewaymyway
Mercrocker
Ruffgeezer
Ohdearme
Bub2006

Pilninggas

Nibblet

The Moog

Omegod

Supernaut

Skattrd

Pandamonium

Holbeck

Angrydicky

Inconsistant

Phil_lip

              

Thus far, bump up


CHOD

 

Now with added updates

Peugeot 406 HDI estate...now in Bramz hands, well for a few days!!

Citroen C5 estate, Purchased from Flat4alfa's dad 10/18,  (The .45p per mile winna         +++ Different C5 Estate ex Bramz/Chrisjvm

XC70 Mrs 95's horsey hack

The mighty Citroen ZX still..... sold .roffled. and bought back from winner...........  95 quid mansions pool car.

 

Inbetweeners

Cactus returning a surprising 63.9 mpg as Mrs 95's work car

 

 

NICE SHITE (Now much reduced in Number)

Volvo 240 Torslander

Rover 110 P4 East Anglian classic car auction impulse buy

Renault Dauphine,

 

And the ones come and gone in the couple of years on here, Gaylanders x2.....Rover 75 x2 ... Volvo V70 x2... BMW Z4.....Bristol 603...Saab 96...Safrane roffle car....TR4... Mach 1 Mustang...TR7....Offsprings Labia estate..


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Posted 05 November 2018 - 09:20 AM

Go on then.
I don't have a 320touring, but I have a 320 coupe.

#25 OFFLINE   Craig the Princess

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Posted 05 November 2018 - 09:22 AM

Was Nypher in?

Filtered through the Heather!


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Posted 05 November 2018 - 09:26 AM

I haven't done inthe past, but go on, I'll have a go this year.

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#27 OFFLINE   95 quid Peugeot

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Posted 05 November 2018 - 09:30 AM

oooh i'm not sure, 

Nypher   would one care to join us, in festive shenanigans 


CHOD

 

Now with added updates

Peugeot 406 HDI estate...now in Bramz hands, well for a few days!!

Citroen C5 estate, Purchased from Flat4alfa's dad 10/18,  (The .45p per mile winna         +++ Different C5 Estate ex Bramz/Chrisjvm

XC70 Mrs 95's horsey hack

The mighty Citroen ZX still..... sold .roffled. and bought back from winner...........  95 quid mansions pool car.

 

Inbetweeners

Cactus returning a surprising 63.9 mpg as Mrs 95's work car

 

 

NICE SHITE (Now much reduced in Number)

Volvo 240 Torslander

Rover 110 P4 East Anglian classic car auction impulse buy

Renault Dauphine,

 

And the ones come and gone in the couple of years on here, Gaylanders x2.....Rover 75 x2 ... Volvo V70 x2... BMW Z4.....Bristol 603...Saab 96...Safrane roffle car....TR4... Mach 1 Mustang...TR7....Offsprings Labia estate..


#28 OFFLINE   pandamonium

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Posted 05 November 2018 - 11:06 AM

I'm in.

1991 Toyota Corolla 1.6 GL 'EXECUTIVE'

FOR SALE? - Of course it is, everything is for sale. Around 7-800 quid or swaps. 


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Posted 05 November 2018 - 04:40 PM

Stick me down.

 

I've already bought something for a lucky punter..... I hope they like random car related tat.



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Posted 05 November 2018 - 04:52 PM

Yes I'm in, looks like good fun.


Current fleet:

1935 Standard 12
1953 Austin A40 Somerset 
1958 Austin A55 Cambridge

1959 Austin A35 

1980 Vauxhall Royale 2.8 auto

1983 Ford Sierra 1.6 Base (1/5) 

1987 Austin Maestro 1.3L

1996 Renault Clio 'Nicole'
 

 

 





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