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#1 OFFLINE   UltraWomble

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Posted 03 November 2018 - 03:45 PM

Either a straight sale for what it owes me of £40 or ROFFLE at 70p a ticket.

 

This wondrous* pile of 1970's Honda 4T moped could be yours.

 

Frame is straight  - surface rust. Rear mudguard is knact but I have a couple of spares kicking around which could be persuaded to fit. Engine is from a PC50 - pedals are missing as id the front headlamp pod/speedo ( not that you need a speedo on a 50cc).

You are welcome to rip bits off the NVT to use if you like ( such as the levers, grips, seat and what not). It is however old enough to be MOT exempt. No paperwork with teh bike but the number plate is on the back.

Wheels are rusty but not rusted through - tyres are utterly utterly FUBAR.

 

Bike in PR5 5SJ

 

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Posted 03 November 2018 - 04:08 PM

10 randoms pls.
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Posted 03 November 2018 - 04:13 PM

The feckin strimmer in the background has mooer power
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Posted 03 November 2018 - 04:29 PM

The feckin strimmer in the background has mooer power

Yeah, but its not as much fun to pop down the pub on.


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Posted 03 November 2018 - 05:05 PM

If I had a car you'd have £40.


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Posted 03 November 2018 - 05:34 PM

Where is it?

If within sensible collection range I might have a couple of fandoms?

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Posted 03 November 2018 - 05:47 PM

 

 

Where is it?

If within sensible collection range I might have a couple of fandoms?

 

Bikes are in PR5 5SJ


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#8 OFFLINE   Zelandeth

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Posted 03 November 2018 - 06:02 PM

170 miles each way...just far enough to make me think about it but not enough to immediately put me off. Dammit...

Virtually driving past on Monday, sadly already have a full car so couldn't collect on the way past.

Edit: Fine... I'll take two randoms if it goes to raffle!
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Posted 03 November 2018 - 08:14 PM

I'd take 10 randoms please.


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Posted 03 November 2018 - 08:25 PM

ROFFLE is on!

 

1. -tobyd
2. -MALLY
3. -Zelandeth
4. -Dave-Q
5. -MALLY
6. -busmansholiday
7. -Dave-Q
8. -tobyd
9. -busmansholiday
10. -MALLY
11. -tobyd
12. -Dave-Q
13. -JoelIoM
14. -panhard65
15. -yes oui si
16. -Cavcraft
17. -MALLY
18. -stephen01
19. -Dave-Q
20. -Cavcraft
21. -yes oui si
22. -jamiewilson
23. -Dave-Q
24. -busmansholiday
25. -tobyd
26. -,MALLY
27. -tobyd
28. -yes oui si
29. -Cavcraft
30. -MALLY
31. -Cavcraft
32. -tobyd
33. -Dave-Q
34. -panhard65
35. -MALLY
36. -busmansholiday
37. -yes oui si
38. -tobyd
39. -MALLY
40. -Cavcraft
41. -Cavcraft
42. -Dave-Q
43. -tobyd
44. -Dave-Q
45. -Cavcraft
46. -MALLY
47. -tobyd
48. -Cavcraft
49. -Zelandeth
50. -Dave-Q
51. -Cavcraft
52. -tobyd
53. -MALLY
54. -Cavcraft
55. -yes oui si
56. -busmansholiday
57. -Dave-Q
58. -Cavcraft
59. -jamiewilson
 
 
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Posted 03 November 2018 - 08:33 PM

I'll have five
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Posted 03 November 2018 - 08:36 PM

Ah go on, i'll have 5 10


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Posted 03 November 2018 - 08:40 PM

Why is Mally shouting, has he won?  :)



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Posted 03 November 2018 - 08:44 PM

I like a bit of ped action but to allow everyone else to have a chance I will only take 2. If it struggles I will have a few more


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Posted 03 November 2018 - 08:48 PM

Why is Mally shouting, has he won?  :)

Perhaps its the excitement of the anticipation of winning!


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Posted 03 November 2018 - 08:57 PM

I'm seriously tempted to buy this as a birthday pressie to myself (whenever that is), but as I've already got two motorbikes in lots of pieces and Mrs BMH would kill me I daren't.

5 randoms please!!!!!
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Posted 03 November 2018 - 09:06 PM

2 randoms please
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Posted 03 November 2018 - 09:06 PM

With just 15 lucky* numbers left Roll up Roll Up to be in with the chance of winning this wonderful* prize


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Posted 03 November 2018 - 09:28 PM

Two randoms please!
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Posted 04 November 2018 - 12:35 AM

I'll take a random just for fun!
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Posted 04 November 2018 - 07:04 AM

One Random please
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Posted 04 November 2018 - 08:20 AM

I'll have all the last tickets, please.


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Posted 04 November 2018 - 08:45 AM

Many Thanks --

 

I'll ping you all a PM with payment details later on and we should be set for a deaw on Wednesday!! W000t!

 

Good Luck Everyone


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Posted 04 November 2018 - 09:20 AM

All paid I did round it up a bit for you.


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Posted 04 November 2018 - 11:07 AM

Paid. God, I don't want this.

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Posted 04 November 2018 - 11:14 AM

All paid I did round it up a bit for you.

I noticed - you really didnt need to - if you win I'll throw in a Fray Bentos pie.

 

Paid. God, I don't want this.

Merci Buckets - and that sort of talk only encourages the gods of shitegeddon


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Posted 04 November 2018 - 02:42 PM

Paid
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Posted 04 November 2018 - 03:23 PM

Paid, good luck to everyone else as my garage is full of kitchen and I will be down at least one teste if I turn up with a festering project before it's all fitted.
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Posted 04 November 2018 - 03:36 PM

Paid.
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Posted 04 November 2018 - 06:07 PM

Sorting out payment (no PayPal).

Given the majority of people who have bought a ticket, including me, don't actually want to win, other than the list above, would it be possible NOT to publish the final list of people and numbers so it will be an even greater surprise for the winner ?.

Edit = Oh fuck, I didn't realise you'd updated it. Wednesday night my be a nightmare...,
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