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We're off to see the Skizzer, PT 2.


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#61 OFFLINE   GrumpiusMaximus

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Posted 01 November 2018 - 08:05 PM

This one is for surviving an exhaust blow in the Bo11ox horsebox...

 

Sorry.  Couldn't help it.


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#62 OFFLINE   vulgalour

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Posted 01 November 2018 - 08:06 PM

rim slop.

 

ew.


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Posted 01 November 2018 - 08:23 PM

You can get cream for that.


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#64 OFFLINE   320touring

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Posted 01 November 2018 - 09:03 PM

BILLEH has already spilt the beans re wur ovahnight billeting
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#65 OFFLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 01 November 2018 - 09:03 PM

You can get cream for that.

 

Or just make your own.


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#66 OFFLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 01 November 2018 - 09:04 PM

BILLEH has already spilt the beans re wur ovahnight billeting

 

Where's that gateway though, I'm assuming cathedral somewhere?


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Posted 01 November 2018 - 09:05 PM

Linlithgow ?


Every time I'm in Linlithgow, I end up drinking enough beer to be unable to remember my name..

#fourmarys
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Posted 01 November 2018 - 09:07 PM

Where's that gateway though, I'm assuming cathedral somewhere?


Side entrance to the Roman Gardens from Park St, opposite the Albion Inn
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#69 OFFLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 01 November 2018 - 09:16 PM

OMG, you HAVE to go in The Albion. 


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#70 OFFLINE   Cavcraft

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Posted 01 November 2018 - 09:17 PM

*But don't swear, wear a track suit, normal suit or look happy. Or young. Or use your phone.


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Posted 01 November 2018 - 09:20 PM

OMG, you HAVE to go in The Albion.


Looked a bit posh for I. Back at the Hotel the noo
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#72 OFFLINE   Skizzer

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Posted 01 November 2018 - 11:59 PM

I have just arrived back at Skizzer Central from my week in that London. It’s still standing and eagerly awaits visitors.

Keith the dog is particularly excited - I’ve just told him you’re coming. He loves visitors, as long as they aren’t children.
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Posted 02 November 2018 - 04:44 AM

320 touring is children :mrgreen:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*admittedly grown up big, but child still :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:


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Posted 02 November 2018 - 07:01 AM

Is it the FE 2300S?
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Posted 02 November 2018 - 08:37 AM



Luton, maybe?


Nothing there but a fucked, overpriced C-Class in my recent experience...
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Posted 02 November 2018 - 09:41 AM

We iz arizzed and breakfasting..

Reveal of the veehikl in Question should be between 3-5pm depending on Traffic and arsedness:)
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Posted 02 November 2018 - 10:33 AM

See you all back here between three and five!
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Posted 02 November 2018 - 01:23 PM

We have stopped for Luncheon...

Private parking for blue convertibles of distinction is provided!

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Getting here was a slightly surreal bomb down backroads (wishing I had the clio!) Whilst listening to the soundtrack from "O Brother, where are you?"
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Posted 02 November 2018 - 01:34 PM

We have stopped for Luncheon...

Private parking for blue convertibles of distinction is provided!

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Getting here was a slightly surreal bomb down backroads (wishing I had the clio!) Whilst listening to the soundtrack from "O Brother, where are you?"

 

Shall you be returning in constant sorrow?


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Posted 02 November 2018 - 03:17 PM

Shall you be returning in constant sorrow?


There's 2 clios in the household, he's there already!
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Posted 02 November 2018 - 03:30 PM

Oi! She resembles that remark..

Anyway, weather decent and first stop has been achieved

#tradition/oldcharteretc

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A bit low on cholesterol for my taste.

 

 

 

That's some amount o' beans man. 

 

Looks magic, only criticism would be distance between the hash brown and beans, should have used the sausage as a breakwater.

 

Should have used the fork to launch that revolting piece of soggy transcontinental chipboard off the plate immediately upon arrival,

while addressing the waitress with 'young lady' followed by interrogating her where the eggs, bacon and white pudding are.

 

 

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This is the one for visiting France with Junkman.

 

EDIT: Lincolnshire always reminds me of Junkman, you see, which in turn always reminds me that France is closed.

 

EFA

 

And I have witnesses now!

 

 

 

...some hash brown...

Losing

 

EFA


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Posted 02 November 2018 - 04:15 PM

It's a Tebay 5 item breakfast, everything on that plate will have been asked for. 

 

I've never quite worked out what, or even why, a hash brown is.


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Posted 02 November 2018 - 04:25 PM

It's a Reiberdatschi with all redeeming features carefully removed.


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Posted 02 November 2018 - 04:36 PM

We are en route
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Posted 02 November 2018 - 04:38 PM

It is impossible to make a breakfast from only 5 items.  You need 3 sausages and 3 rashers of bacon minimum for a start.  I never got what the attraction was with Tebay tbh, everytime I've stopped there its been full up with bus loads of ignorant pensioners shoving infront of you..  Going south Killington Lake is far superior imo.

 

Regardless, am I early for the big reveal?


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Posted 02 November 2018 - 04:40 PM

Renault 16?
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Posted 02 November 2018 - 04:53 PM

Tada...

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Posted 02 November 2018 - 04:56 PM

The Rivage, I thought that was a Skizzer family heirloom/ornament to be passed on through the generations.

 

Krusty k-jet, good luck


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Posted 02 November 2018 - 04:59 PM

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Posted 02 November 2018 - 05:03 PM

Keep on the sunny side.




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