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We're off to see the Skizzer, PT 2.


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#31 OFFLINE   davehedgehog31

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Posted 01 November 2018 - 05:36 PM

I was going to say York.
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Posted 01 November 2018 - 05:37 PM

oh and even neil wouldnt go tebay then lincoln

 

youre in very south lancashire somewhere


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Posted 01 November 2018 - 05:37 PM

Surely you mean Rancho?  Or have I somehow slept through him buying an American Ford pickup?


I too am hoping I didn’t buy a 70s Ford pickup in my sleep.

Rancho is staying.
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Posted 01 November 2018 - 05:38 PM

oh and the tools are for the kodiaq :lol:

 

VAG reliablity and all that


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Posted 01 November 2018 - 05:39 PM

This one is for posting pictures of breakfast consisting of 20 Silk Cut, a lighter, and a mug of dishwater

FTFY.


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#36 OFFLINE   Skizzer

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Posted 01 November 2018 - 05:41 PM

I’m intrigued by the tools. That sprayer has a promising amount of hazard warnings on the back, and we’ll definitely be needing a can of NO.

I have an Eezibleed already but more than one car needs a brake fluid change so we can have a race.
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Posted 01 November 2018 - 05:45 PM

no neil then - no wai hipster :lol:


I've been doing the 'black rimmed rectangular glasses and a beard' since before it was a thing;)
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Posted 01 November 2018 - 05:49 PM

That's some amount o' beans man.

Looks magic, only criticism would be distance between the hash brown and beans, should have used the sausage as a breakwater.


Haggis mashed into the beans, cut some hash brown and scoop it on.

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Posted 01 November 2018 - 05:50 PM

I’m intrigued by the tools. That sprayer has a promising amount of hazard warnings on the back, and we’ll definitely be needing a can of NO.

I have an Eezibleed already but more than one car needs a brake fluid change so we can have a race.


The Can of NO is no nonsense penetrating fluid.

Aka

REMONSTRATING FLUID

SPANNER IN A CAN
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Posted 01 November 2018 - 06:04 PM

Are you in Salisbury? Because if you are a Russian fitness instructor, you might be interested to know about the Cathedral. Very famous in Russia apparently, they love a good Cathedral those boys
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Posted 01 November 2018 - 06:08 PM

If it helps some, this was spotted* down an alley nearby..

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Posted 01 November 2018 - 06:13 PM

Haggis mashed into the beans, cut some hash brown and scoop it on.

Winning

 

I'm sorry, that sounded very much like "I was a hipster before it was cool".


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Posted 01 November 2018 - 06:16 PM

I'm sorry, that sounded very much like "I was a hipster before it was cool".


Is it now cool to quote the wrang post? ;)

Yeah the 'hipster before it was cool' line always plays well if people can understand wot I dun..
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Posted 01 November 2018 - 06:20 PM

ffs


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Posted 01 November 2018 - 06:21 PM

Seriously, how did I even manage to do that?  I have a cold.  That's my excuse for this one.


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Posted 01 November 2018 - 06:35 PM

I too am hoping I didn’t buy a 70s Ford pickup in my sleep.

Rancho is staying.


Sad face on both counts. I've never seen either up close
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Posted 01 November 2018 - 06:37 PM

Shem there was no pie in a plate of soup.
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Posted 01 November 2018 - 06:38 PM

Shem there was no pie in a plate of soup.


Nae culture Doon here, just Vauxhalls and fucked Merc MLs everywhere you look..
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Posted 01 November 2018 - 06:40 PM

Is this a place where no Ford Ka is safe?
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Posted 01 November 2018 - 06:46 PM

I've been doing the 'black rimmed rectangular glasses and a beard' since before it was a thing;)

yeah but thats cos of auld age and winter :D


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Posted 01 November 2018 - 06:52 PM

Skizzer selling a motor? really? 

 

Hmm, SD1, no, Renno 16, no, Lotus, no, Jag, no,Gamma, no, Grandad estate mibbe. Vauxhall, mibbe? crispy disco, possibly too far gone, what else is there? Audi? better not be, I thought I had dibs

 

 I guess Grandad estate.


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Posted 01 November 2018 - 06:55 PM

Nae culture Doon here, just Vauxhalls and fucked Merc MLs everywhere you look..

 

Can I use the old 'only see the city centre when I'm pissed' excuse? 


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Posted 01 November 2018 - 06:58 PM

Gloucester way?
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Posted 01 November 2018 - 07:02 PM

Preston? If not then all fabric shops look the same. I've not been in many but that one looks sadly familiar.
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Posted 01 November 2018 - 07:03 PM

Gloucester way?


Naw, he’d be leaving in a Primera
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#56 OFFLINE   Skizzer

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Posted 01 November 2018 - 07:08 PM

Luton, maybe?

Happy anniversary, chap. Excellent choice for a romantic weekend getaway, smacking old cars with Spanner in a Can in a draughty shed in Wales. She’s deffo a keeper if you can get away with that.
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Posted 01 November 2018 - 07:14 PM

I too am hoping I didn’t buy a 70s Ford pickup in my sleep.

Rancho is staying.

If you did, you could always dispose of it in a northerly direction ;)

 

Sad face on both counts. I've never seen either up close

I've ridden in a Rancho!


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Posted 01 November 2018 - 07:43 PM

oh and the tools are for the kodiaq :lol:
 
VAG reliablity and all that

Kodiaq already has its own bootload of tools ;-)

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Posted 01 November 2018 - 07:48 PM

Linlithgow ?
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Posted 01 November 2018 - 08:00 PM

Sorry everyone else might be able to turn a blind eye but but I can't get past the annexed beans and rim slop.
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924: Likely to dislove a bit slower than anything elas on my chod for a gran list

 

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