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1995 BMW 320i Coupe Automatic - PRICE DROP £9 per ticket

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#31 OFFLINE   Supernaut

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Posted 01 November 2018 - 12:40 PM

Replacing a petrol straight-six with a diesel?  You are a SKINT MAN.
 
Also, BUMP because I would like to win this.


FTFY

Not actually skint, but would like to be spending less on fuel.
I don't have a 320touring, but I have a 320 coupe.

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#32 OFFLINE   Supernaut

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Posted 04 November 2018 - 02:06 PM

Go on then, let's try £9 per ticket.

I want something smoll with a manual box and capable of doing over 40mpg!
I don't have a 320touring, but I have a 320 coupe.

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#33 OFFLINE   Jim Bell

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Posted 04 November 2018 - 02:13 PM



I want something brown with a manual box and capable of doing over 40mpg!



Errrrrrrr. I'll have one of yours if you have one of mine.
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Posted 04 November 2018 - 02:14 PM

I'll take another.
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#35 OFFLINE   Supernaut

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Posted 04 November 2018 - 06:18 PM

Errrrrrrr. I'll have one of yours if you have one of mine.



But it's sold out already! :(
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#36 OFFLINE   JoelIoM

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Posted 04 November 2018 - 07:09 PM

One Random please.

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Posted 04 November 2018 - 07:17 PM

But it's sold out already! :(

Do you really want a brown Avensis?

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Posted 04 November 2018 - 10:05 PM

Can I have #46 please?, (Pointless side note, I used to live in the blue-toon, now live in Wales)
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Posted 07 November 2018 - 01:18 AM

Must resist, must resist...…

 

Two randoms, please. One for me, and one for FATHA_SPORTY


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 some potato headed fanny faced shitberg of a cunt in a silver hatchback

 

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Posted 07 November 2018 - 09:53 AM

First post updated accordingly.

We're getting there. As I said in the first post, as much as I don't want to do it, I reckon I could get something with similar straight-line performance but much better fuel economy quite easily.
No, really. This makes more noise than forward motion and seems to rather like a drink. I'm really selling it, aren't I?
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I don't have a 320touring, but I have a 320 coupe.

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#41 OFFLINE   Supernaut

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Posted 11 November 2018 - 05:57 PM

Sunday evening bump!
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#42 OFFLINE   Ohdearme

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Posted 11 November 2018 - 06:02 PM

One random please.

:)
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Posted 11 November 2018 - 08:41 PM

Errrrrrrr. I'll have one of yours if you have one of mine.

Same deal...

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Posted 14 November 2018 - 08:18 PM

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Posted 15 November 2018 - 06:43 PM

I'm going to take a 3rd random, pls.  


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