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1995 BMW 320i Coupe Automatic - PRICE DROP £8 per ticket or 2 for £15!

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#31 OFFLINE   Supernaut

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Posted 01 November 2018 - 12:40 PM

Replacing a petrol straight-six with a diesel?  You are a SKINT MAN.
 
Also, BUMP because I would like to win this.


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Not actually skint, but would like to be spending less on fuel.
I don't have a 320touring, but I have a 320coupe.

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Posted 04 November 2018 - 02:06 PM

Go on then, let's try £9 per ticket.

I want something smoll with a manual box and capable of doing over 40mpg!
I don't have a 320touring, but I have a 320coupe.

#33 ONLINE   Jim Bell

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Posted 04 November 2018 - 02:13 PM



I want something brown with a manual box and capable of doing over 40mpg!



Errrrrrrr. I'll have one of yours if you have one of mine.
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Posted 04 November 2018 - 02:14 PM

I'll take another.
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Posted 04 November 2018 - 06:18 PM

Errrrrrrr. I'll have one of yours if you have one of mine.



But it's sold out already! :(
I don't have a 320touring, but I have a 320coupe.

#36 OFFLINE   JoelIoM

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Posted 04 November 2018 - 07:09 PM

One Random please.

#37 OFFLINE   Lacquer Peel

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Posted 04 November 2018 - 07:17 PM

But it's sold out already! :(

Do you really want a brown Avensis?

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Posted 04 November 2018 - 10:05 PM

Can I have #46 please?, (Pointless side note, I used to live in the blue-toon, now live in Wales)
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Posted 07 November 2018 - 01:18 AM

Must resist, must resist...…

 

Two randoms, please. One for me, and one for FATHA_SPORTY


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 some potato headed fanny faced shitberg of a cunt in a silver hatchback

 

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Posted 07 November 2018 - 09:53 AM

First post updated accordingly.

We're getting there. As I said in the first post, as much as I don't want to do it, I reckon I could get something with similar straight-line performance but much better fuel economy quite easily.
No, really. This makes more noise than forward motion and seems to rather like a drink. I'm really selling it, aren't I?
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I don't have a 320touring, but I have a 320coupe.

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Posted 11 November 2018 - 05:57 PM

Sunday evening bump!
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Posted 11 November 2018 - 06:02 PM

One random please.

:)
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Posted 11 November 2018 - 08:41 PM

Errrrrrrr. I'll have one of yours if you have one of mine.

Same deal...

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Posted 14 November 2018 - 08:18 PM

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Posted 15 November 2018 - 06:43 PM

I'm going to take a 3rd random, pls.  


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Posted 20 November 2018 - 04:23 PM

How many tickets are left for this?

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Posted 21 November 2018 - 09:17 PM

One random please, fuck knows what I'd do with it though

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If I win this I will literally drive it around.


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Posted 22 November 2018 - 12:40 PM

How many tickets are left for this?


33.

Definitely a slow-burn, this one!
I don't have a 320touring, but I have a 320coupe.

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Posted 22 November 2018 - 03:28 PM

What's the interesting way of starting/stopping it?

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#50 OFFLINE   Hooli

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Posted 22 November 2018 - 04:06 PM

I seem to recall two ignition switches?


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Posted 22 November 2018 - 04:12 PM

What's the interesting way of starting/stopping it?

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I seem to recall two ignition switches?

Yeah, sort of.

Step 1: Put key in ignition switch, notice it doesn't turn.
Step 2: Press fob thing against little red flashing light on the dashboard to turn off the alarm.
Step 3: Use the other key to turn the other ignition switch on the left of the steering column.
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Posted 23 November 2018 - 03:45 PM

Now £8 per ticket.

That's 50p per ticket less than it was in January, when it was in worse nick and had less MOT. I need rid of this in exchange for something less thirsty. Anybody got an E36 316 / 318 manual to swap? :P
I don't have a 320touring, but I have a 320coupe.

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Posted 23 November 2018 - 04:34 PM

^ Or just keep it for now and enjoy it for what it is, better the devil you know.

Years ago I had a 1994 e34 520i 24v auto, 25.2mpg, owned it 10 years.
Around the same time my dad had a 1994 e36 320 manual, 26.5mpg.

Both figures calculated over several thousand miles from receipts, not by the onboard numbers thing.

They weren't massively thirsty, about the same as a 2-litre Cortina. Or maybe a RS2000.

(Good luck with job situation, who knows what interesting prospects may become available early next year).

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Posted 23 November 2018 - 04:45 PM

Now £8 per ticket.

That's 50p per ticket less than it was in January, when it was in worse nick and had less MOT. I need rid of this in exchange for something less thirsty. Anybody got an E36 316 / 318 manual to swap? :P


Because you're about to start a significant commute, I hope?
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If I win this I will literally drive it around.


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Posted 23 November 2018 - 06:15 PM

^ Or just keep it for now and enjoy it for what it is, better the devil you know.


Will probably just end up doing that, TBH. I'm in the process of sorting out a set of winter treads for it.



 

Because you're about to start a significant commute, I hope?


Haaaa, nope. Wherever I get work I'll be moving close enough to walk / cycle to it.





I also drove it for the first time in over a week today. Besides the weird way to start it, the non-existent check strap on the driver's door and the lumpy idle when in neutral or park... the boot has decided it doesn't want to unlock! Yay! However, it still feels like a rock-solid old tank from behind the wheel.
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Posted 23 November 2018 - 07:11 PM

It does drive nicely, it's not the quickest but it makes a great noise, steers and handles well and is very smooth.
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Posted 23 November 2018 - 08:32 PM

I was considering buying it outright...

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Posted 18 December 2018 - 02:17 PM

https://www.ebay.co....a4AAOSwFZZcEkRm

 

This any sue to you Supernaut? I remember you having a hankering for one.

 

Also, bump.


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Posted 19 December 2018 - 10:49 AM

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Go on then, let's give this another bump. If I manage to roffle / sell this I may have the opportunity to buy a certain other E36 all for myself. :D

Although that C5 is also nice.
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Posted 19 December 2018 - 04:51 PM

Giving this a BUMP now that you've stopped that worrying talk about getting a diesel.


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